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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:16 pm
MY HAIR! Oh, that's it!
*grabs another bottle to throw at Superman, one of Remy's glowing mysterious booze concoctions....*
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:19 pm
*Carnage peers down and snorts at Clark and Lois.*
You guys suck. You have powers beyond belief, and you're wasting time robbing a bar? And you call THAT evil? THIS is evil!
*Clete shoots sharpened tentacles in the bartender, and starts pulling the man's body apart. Hey, it's what NPCs are for!*
I tell you what. If I had laser beam eyes, I could annihilate entire cities!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:21 pm
SuperStud... I mean.. SuperEVILStud, how do you think we could make our pending nuptials more evil? Perhaps I can wear a BLACK wedding dress! That's pretty evil...
::is interrupted by the gruesome scene::
OH MY GOD I THINK I"M GOING TO... uh... that's.. um.. so evil..
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:21 pm
NOOO, NOT ....the bartender? confused
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:23 pm
Its not like he ever did his job.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:24 pm
If we had a bartender, I'm pretty sure it must've been a robot.
Or a cardboard cutout?
Anyways!
*flings the bottle at EvilSupes head*
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:26 pm
Zinda Blake If we had a bartender, I'm pretty sure it must've been a robot. Or a cardboard cutout? Anyways! *flings the bottle at EvilSupes head* Ahhh, man . . . . who did I just kill, then? Wait, I know! I could kill YOU to prove my point!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:27 pm
::zips in at SUUUUUUPERSPEED and catches the bottle Zinda threw::
Lois! This evil impostor has tricked you! You have give up those powers!
::Superobot looks confused::
Back away...uh...good Superman! She's my fiancee!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:28 pm
Don't you be pointing your phalluses at me, weirdo!
*strides confidently over to the boiler room*
Just a warning!
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:29 pm
Cletus J Kasady Zinda Blake If we had a bartender, I'm pretty sure it must've been a robot. Or a cardboard cutout? Anyways! *flings the bottle at EvilSupes head* Ahhh, man . . . . who did I just kill, then? Wait, I know! I could kill YOU to prove my point! Not If I'm around no more deaths.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:29 pm
Oh crud. Which one is the REAL Superman!??
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:30 pm
They're not phalluses, you pervert! They're blades!
*Carnage hesitates, and narrows his eyes.*
Now, if I recall, Baldy wanted people killed in the Boiler Room. ARE YOU WORKING FOR ADOLPH?!?:
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:31 pm
This place is turning into a nuthouse.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:32 pm
Oh Lois! I'm the real Superman! I would never be evil!
Haha! I'm totally evil and your puny powers can never stop me SuperLois!
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