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 Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:52 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:57 pm
Chris Powell *slowly rises from behind the counter* Boo!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:59 pm
CHRIS! Hey I got a uniform if I'm gonna work here! Wanna see it?!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:05 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:06 pm
Greetings, local business establishment! I am selling candy as part of the traditional Earthian event known as "Prom." Prom, as you know, is short for Prominent, as in, an event where humanoids vie to see which among them can generate the greatest low-level gravometric field, attracting in their gauze-covered orbit the most celestial admirers.
To this end, I offer Death-bee honeycomb candy. It's bargain priced at...
::taps his sunglasses::
$5 per bar. Death-bee-attack insurance is also a bargain at $300 per policy.
domokun
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:08 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:08 pm
::Runs out of the bathroom:: See like this!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:08 pm
Cassandra Wu-San Cain CHRIS! Hey I got a uniform if I'm gonna work here! Wanna see it?! He's nekkid and stompin through Tokyo. I don't think he's impressed by uniforms.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:10 pm
Cassandra Wu-San Cain ::Runs out of the bathroom:: See like this! Looking good, Cass! wink
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:13 pm
But I'm not here in my capacity as a lawyer! I'm here in my capacity as a prospective prom-goer, which, as those 'in the know' are aware, are called Prommies. domokun Won't you buy one for the prommies?
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:15 pm
::blushes:: heart heart Thanks Chris~!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:15 pm
Tenzil Kem Death-bee-attack insurance is also a bargain at $300 per policy. domokun I make it a policy nopt to eat candy bars that require special insurances.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:16 pm
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:18 pm
No, no, no. If I'm up to date on my archaic Earthish terminology-and of course, I am-I think there's supposed to be an "at" in that phrase somewhere...
domokun
If you're not interested in the Death-bee candy, I still have some Bismollian rock candy for sale.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:24 pm
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