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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:48 pm
Granted, you get your cow. It's food and shelter demands quickly eat through your savings and you are forced to sell the cow for three beans that are not as magical as previously thought.
I wish for some extreme energy.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:36 pm
you become very energized and run out into the street and get hit by a car. The car bounces off and destroys newyork. the Men in Black blame you for the damage and you spent the rest of your life in a alien prison. wahmbulance
I wish for a walking stick
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:58 am
granted...two minutes after you recieve it, it breaks in half and you fall tumbling down a spiral staircase. thus leaving you incapable of walking
i wish for a car
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:17 pm
Granted, your "new" car is a broken heap that sits on your front lawn, which in turn makes everyone who drives by think you are a red-neck.
I wish my mom's new puppy would stop thinking my room is the backyard, if you know what I mean...
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:27 pm
Granted, but now he thinks your shoe is.
I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:36 am
Granted, you contrive a very clever wish, which is then manipluated as to cause it to be undesirable to you as opposed to the wish's original nature.
I wish I didn't have to write three book reports over the summer.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:31 pm
Granted, but then you'd be stuck hauling bushels of kiwis across the entire southern island out in New Zeland.
I wish I knew which English course I was taking next year; honors or regular, so I didn't have to do both assignments.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:19 pm
Granted, you learn that you have mistakenly assinged to both classes, you will be able to change your schedule at the start of the year, so you only do one assingment for the class you plan to keep. However, before you can change you schedule you get into trouble in one of the classes for not doing the assingment and you get sent to the office for protesting, your parents are called in and you are forced to go home early. Once there your parents procede to ground you for a month. Back at school you change your schedule only to find the only class available to you at the same time is with the worst teacher in the school, this teacher's strict class causes many more incidents like the one of your first day back, causing you to be grounded frequenlty and harshly.
I wish for a friend...seeing as all my other friends have moved away.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:34 pm
Granted, but they backstab, lie, and spread rumors of you doing things like feeling them up at a sleepover.
I wish I had some jewelry cleaner for a few rings.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:26 pm
.:[♥] Wish granted.
But then the jewelry cleaner stole your rings and ran into their car. Then they drove on the highway. Then their was a traffic jam. The jewelry cleaner people were too impatient that they accidentally drove their car into the car in front of them. There's a chain reaction of cars from the back crashing into the cars in the front. In the very front of the line is your car with you driving at a rocky cliff as you are somehow waiting at a stoplight. The chain reaction gets to you and your car, including you, are pushed into the dark depths of the rain forest.
Random? I think so.
Anyway, I wish...I was dead. x] Let's see how that goes. [♥]:.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:50 am
Granted, you are dead, not in the sense that your metabolic processes are now of intrest only to historians, but in that you are now so tramatized by the corruption that has just transpired that you are now a mere shell of a human being that is nothing but a lifeless burden on society.
I wish for a higher class of corruption.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:22 am
(( reference for all I am indeed back for this be *dramatic background music* Realitys Marionette *blows the dust off of his reality bites sombrero* good to be back.))
Granted, we are recently told that the United States government has been teaming up with China and we have been painting their babies and inserting them into our society and killing off the ones everyone has been having.
I wish for a vial of childrens tears.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:49 am
((Ah, welcome back. No one really plays the corrupt wish game very much any more. And that makes me a sad panda... : ( ))
Granted, your vial of childrens' tears arrives throught the mail. During the long trip from the vial's third world country of orgin some airborne fungi that settled in the vial before it was sealed have grown into a large colony. When you unpack the vial it escapes in the air and you breath it in and then are forced to spend most of your life's savings on treatment for your rare lung condition and de-fungi-fication of your house.
I wish I wasn't a sad panda.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:03 pm
Granted, you are thrown into a zoo where you're mocked and eventually killed by all the little snobby five year olds. no longer are you a sad panda but you are a dead un.
I wish to eliminate all snobby five year olds.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:50 pm
Granted, all the snobby five year olds are exterminated! However, there are still stupid five year olds, whiney five year olds, five year olds you can't understand, lying five year olds, hyper five year olds, and destructive five year olds that were not snobby as to qualify for extermination.
I wish glory for the Hypnotoad.
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