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Moé gasped.
"How did--...?"
She hugged his arm, cooing.
"You're so amazing, Caleb!"

Moé phasekissed his chest, trying to avoid areas that'd hurt.
"You can accomplish the most amazing things within the span of a few seconds...You're kind, loving, wise and handsome, and went to Hell and back to retrieve me... Oh, Caleb..."

Moé sat on his lap, and put her arms around his neck.
"That's a good thing, since love is nonidentifiable."

[[He has some sort of ADD lol XD]]
Moé nuzzled his neck and chin, reading what he wrote.

Moé shook her head, and got off his lap.
"It's perfectly fine! I was about to do my 'examine Earth culture one step at a time' ritual! My subject last time was the east Asian potsticker... hmm..."
She produced a white popsickle.
"Newest experimennnnnt!"
[[Oh god...]]

Moé took it out of its wrapper, and then looked at it curiously.
"Now, how do I...?"
Lycoris was walking by, and she peeked her head inside.
"Ooooh! A popsicle. You suck on those until there's nothing left."
[[She's milking it for all its worth, pun not intended.]]
Lycoris giggled.
"Once you practice like me, you can swallow them whole without gagging."
Lycoris left, laughing.
Moé was slightly confused, and then inserted it into her mouth. She took it out.
"I don't know the flavor, but it's delicious!"
She began to repeat this process, though her sloppy experimentation of how to eat a popsicle led to it dripping around her face and onto her chest, though she didn't notice.
[[I love this joke. And it's something that happens irl, so it's even better.]]

[[Double entendre jokes are my favorites, lol. Blame me hanging around a bunch of teenage guys.]]
Moé finished, wondering what to do with the stick, and saw Caleb.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
[['Never do that again!' lol]]