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 Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:18 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-two
113. Incriminating evidence will always be found as photograph number four in a stack, or in the next to bottom drawer. Important data storage will have labels like "tape of Senator Foggbotham with underage girl" or "List of all nuclear launch codes."
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:20 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-three
114. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings, especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:21 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-four
115. Villains are fond of explaining everything to anyone in sight.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:23 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-five
116. Villains are improbably competent and inventive, but can only make money by pulling stupid robberies. They will risk everything they have and are to get revenge on some guy who once thwarted them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:26 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-six
117. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:29 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-seven
118. Any priest is either kindly or the villain. While nuns can deliver exposition, nuns are never villains.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:32 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-eight
119. Everyone knows the words to every song you want to sing and will sing along with you. They can even carry the solo part so that they can sing the song back to you, even if they have never heard the song until you sang half of it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:35 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixty-nine
120. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:36 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy
121. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:38 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy-one
122. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:40 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy-two
123. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:42 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy-three
124. Most dogs are immortal.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:44 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy-four
125. Larry King plays himself.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:45 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventy-five
126. You can stop a runaway car by crashing it into a wall at the bottom of a long hill, but not at the top.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:47 am
Ambrai Shoafy Ambrai Nudge eight hundred and thirty-one Oh, it's been ok. Same as every other day until I manage to get into college. Then things will be hell. Shoafy isn't bumping as much as she usually does...I'm getting pretty close to her. She must be busy! bump 881. i've been really tired... school... and i have been re-addicted to my books. i swear. those books are my food, water, and oxygen. i can't put them down... Nudge eight hundred and fifty-one Mmm. I've had that feeling before. I love it. ^^ I may have stunted my ability to get that feeling though...I always make myself stop every few pages, lie back, and soak in the story. Otherwise my books go by too fast... sweatdrop bump 906. if i had any brains i would do that. but since i have reread them so many times i don't think it matters. i still love them.
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