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Sen Akumu

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:59 am

*shakes head* so sad....

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:03 am

Sen_Strife

Deaths Apprentice

Tifa: Dueoh.... Dueoh? Where did you go Dueoh?

Cloud: OH... He's in the toilet.

Tifa: You do mean "on" the toilet, right?

Cloud: No, he's, "in", the toilet.

Dueoh: *in the toilet and being flushed* Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up... *pukes*

eek What the hell?

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Sen Akumu

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:08 am

lol-ios

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:13 am

Sen_Strife

lol-ios

eek ???

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Sen Akumu

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:16 am

here's one:

Cloud: Dueoh, oh Dueoh, whereforth are thou?

Dueoh: I am here, my love.

Cloud: *climbs on a ladder to the balcony where Dueoh is* Dueoh my l- WTF IS BARRET DOING THERE!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:31 am

Sen_Strife

here's one:

Cloud: Dueoh, oh Dueoh, whereforth are thou?

Dueoh: I am here, my love.

Cloud: *climbs on a ladder to the balcony where Dueoh is* Dueoh my l- WTF IS BARRET DOING THERE!!!!!!

stare ........
Sen: *pulls off Barret mask to reveal a Dueoh mask* I'm right here my love!

Cloud: heart _ heart I have longed for you my love! Kiss me!

Sen: *Frenches Cloud* I have a confession! *pulls off Dueoh mask to reveal his face*

Cloud: eek ....well i also have secret *pulls off mask revealing himself as Barret*

Sen: eek .... 4laugh OH BABY!

Barret: so...your not mad?

Sen: wink the darker the berry the sweeter the juice! *kisses Barret Passionately*

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Sen Akumu

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:38 am

Dueoh H.

Sen_Strife

here's one:

Cloud: Dueoh, oh Dueoh, whereforth are thou?

Dueoh: I am here, my love.

Cloud: *climbs on a ladder to the balcony where Dueoh is* Dueoh my l- WTF IS BARRET DOING THERE!!!!!!

stare ........
Sen: *pulls off Barret mask to reveal a Dueoh mask* I'm right here my love!

Cloud: heart _ heart I have longed for you my love! Kiss me!

Sen: *Frenches Cloud* I have a confession! *pulls off Dueoh mask to reveal his face*

Cloud: eek ....well i also have secret *pulls off mask revealing himself as Barret*

Sen: eek .... 4laugh OH BABY!

Barret: so...your not mad?

Sen: wink the darker the berry the sweeter the juice! *kisses Barret Passionately*

Ok... one thing

Real Sen: *jumps in and takes the mask off the Sen that's sleeping with Barret* I KNEW IT WAS VINCENT!

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:41 am

Sen_Strife

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Sen_Strife

here's one:

Cloud: Dueoh, oh Dueoh, whereforth are thou?

Dueoh: I am here, my love.

Cloud: *climbs on a ladder to the balcony where Dueoh is* Dueoh my l- WTF IS BARRET DOING THERE!!!!!!

stare ........
Sen: *pulls off Barret mask to reveal a Dueoh mask* I'm right here my love!

Cloud: heart _ heart I have longed for you my love! Kiss me!

Sen: *Frenches Cloud* I have a confession! *pulls off Dueoh mask to reveal his face*

Cloud: eek ....well i also have secret *pulls off mask revealing himself as Barret*

Sen: eek .... 4laugh OH BABY!

Barret: so...your not mad?

Sen: wink the darker the berry the sweeter the juice! *kisses Barret Passionately*

Ok... one thing

Real Sen: *jumps in and takes the mask off the Sen that's sleeping with Barret* I KNEW IT WAS VINCENT!

Barret: Mr. Mystery Man your turning me on! *goes under covers*

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Halo_NC

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:28 pm

Tifa, Aeris,Yuffie and Elena dancing in Las Vegas wearing Playboy Bunny suits singing:
WE'RE GIRLS! WE'RE GIRLS!!
WHO RULES ON THE MOUNTAIN!!
AND WE WANT BOYS TO DRINK OUR POOL FOUNTAIN!!
WE'RE GIRLS!! WE'RE GIRLS!!
WE'RE GONNA SHOP TIL' WE DROP!!
YES, THE CAMERA IS ROLLING!!
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA TAKE OFF OUR TOPS!!
*Takes off their tops*
All boys of FFVII: eek .......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heart heart heart
Cid and Sephiroth: They're sure se#y angels form
heaven!!! 4laugh heart heart heart heart

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:41 pm

Halo_NC

Tifa, Aeris,Yuffie and Elena dancing in Las Vegas wearing Playboy Bunny suits singing:
WE'RE GIRLS! WE'RE GIRLS!!
WHO RULES ON THE MOUNTAIN!!
AND WE WANT BOYS TO DRINK OUR POOL FOUNTAIN!!
WE'RE GIRLS!! WE'RE GIRLS!!
WE'RE GONNA SHOP TIL' WE DROP!!
YES, THE CAMERA IS ROLLING!!
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA TAKE OFF OUR TOPS!!
*Takes off their tops*
All boys of FFVII: eek .......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heart heart heart
Cid and Sephiroth: They're sure se#y angels form
heaven!!! 4laugh heart heart heart heart

Cloud: *jumps on tifa*
Zack's spirit: *jumps on Aeris*
Vincent: *jumps on Yuffie*
Reno: *jumps on Elena*
Cid: *jumps on Sephiroth*

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:31 pm

Sephiroth: Cloud why don't we stop all this fussin 'n a fudein and lets be friends
Cloud: But you killed my parents
Sephiroth: Cloud I am your father
Cloud: Oh my GOD....This can't be true
Sephiroth: Well it is, so come over here and give me a great big hug son.
Cloud: But why did u kill mother
Sephiroth: ..............I did? Oh well no loss there

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:53 pm

SephirothVamp

Sephiroth: Cloud why don't we stop all this fussin 'n a fudein and lets be friends
Cloud: But you killed my parents
Sephiroth: Cloud I am your father
Cloud: Oh my GOD....This can't be true
Sephiroth: Well it is, so come over here and give me a great big hug son.
Cloud: But why did u kill mother
Sephiroth: ..............I did? Oh well no loss there

*the spirit of clouds mom comes*

Cloud's mom: SEPHIROTH!! YOU KILLED ME!!! *betch slap Sephiroth till he's a big lump of dead meat and then feeds him to Cerberus*

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[Tifa.]

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:30 pm

Sen_Strife

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Sephiroth: Cloud why don't we stop all this fussin 'n a fudein and lets be friends
Cloud: But you killed my parents
Sephiroth: Cloud I am your father
Cloud: Oh my GOD....This can't be true
Sephiroth: Well it is, so come over here and give me a great big hug son.
Cloud: But why did u kill mother
Sephiroth: ..............I did? Oh well no loss there

*the spirit of clouds mom comes*

Cloud's mom: SEPHIROTH!! YOU KILLED ME!!! *betch slap Sephiroth till he's a big lump of dead meat and then feeds him to Cerberus*

xD That's great... feed him to Cerebrus.
mad Honestly I hate Sephiroth.
But then again...

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:09 pm

Okay sry I have to say this.....

Annominous Voice:
After Cloud used 10 bottles of Hair GLue, he finally decided it was to costly to keep his spikey hair!

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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:29 am

Dueoh (ME): I'm here guys!

Tifa: um...who are you?

Dueoh: Isn't it obvious? I'M THE NEW CLOUD!

Aeris: eek what?!

Vincent: Hm...well he does seem to pull Clouds look off...

Barret: yeah but...what about all the good times we had with Cloud?!

Yuffie: you cant even tell he's not him

Cait Sith: I mean look at him! If thats not Cloud who else would he be?

Dueoh: Am I the new leader yet?

Tifa: hm...strike a pose so we can see what you got.

Dueoh: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

*with a cocky smile*

Red X: eek He pulls the look off perfectly!

Cid: Hell I'm taken by him! Welcome to the team!

Dueoh: *another cocky smile*~Banging at closet~ eek ......

Tifa: eek Whoa

Barret: *opens door and Cloud falls out with a black eye, tape around his mouth, and rope tied around him* eek ....bu...buddy?

Aeris: *pulls tape off his mouth* crying I knew you weren't gone!

Cloud: scream GIMME MY SWORD BACK YOU PHYCO!!!

Dueoh: *backs into a wall as everyone surrounds him* eek ...... twisted PAWN SHOP!!! *jumps out window beside him and runs like hell*

Cloud: crying CURSE YOU DUEOH HELSITE!!!

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