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 Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:25 pm
Granted, you get jesus, (pronounced hA-zoos) he's an illegal immigrant. He helps you in your troubles for 10 years, you found these happy, you were then stabbed in the neck by jesus's brother paco, and jesus is to watch you for the rest of your years. He abuses you, rapes you, and steals all your money. He kills you through the use of drugs while you sleeping.
I wish for a friend.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:05 am
Granted, but that friend stabs you in the back (not litterally).. he/she turns out to be the worst friend ever (most of them do)... and you live the rest of your life not trusting anyone...
i wish that my mom wont tottaly FREAK out when she gets home and finds out that im not at school sweatdrop ...
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:16 pm
[ ] Granted, but then she finds out about other things that you were hiding from her.
I wish for a box. []
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:20 pm
Granted, the door bell rings, you go to awnser it. You find a box, you take it inside, and slice the top open. Insideis a ravid badger, it bites you and latches onto your arm. He gives you SARS. And there is no cure for that.
I wish I trusted people
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:26 pm
granted, but they dont trust you
i wish i didnt have so many problems sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:53 pm
[] Granted, but then you become insanely bored with your life and kill yourself.
♪♫ Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener! ♪♫ []
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:26 pm
Granted, but you scream as you're boiled and cooked to death,
then put on a bun and eaten....yum
I wish I had a hard-boiled egg
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:13 pm
[] Granted, but it tastes awful and the person that painted it did a crappy job.
I wish for a designer purse.
This is becoming a sticky again until activity in this topic picks up. []
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:59 pm
you get the purse, but then a demented monkey jumps out and lops your head off with a spork
i wish for a spork rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:01 pm
Granted, but the tines break off and you are left with a rather sharp spoon.
I wish for a cupcake.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:38 pm
you get your cup cake but its poisoned, so your tounge falls out and gets replaced by a _______(ill let you fill this in) 3nodding
i wish for a pumpkin
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:04 pm
What's this? No wish?
I wish for a new video game to keep me occupied.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:48 pm
you get your game, but the computer explodes, takes of all your limbs and your teddy bear, but lets you live so you can suffer.
i wish for a chocalate bar blaugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:33 pm
Granted, you recive an old gray lent-covered bar of chocolate that's been sitting in the glove compartment of you great-uncle's car for months.
I wish for vengence on frito chips that stabbed the roof of my mouth.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:28 pm
granted, but then the frito's bring their friends and gang up on you
i wish for a cow
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