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 Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:45 pm
This is why I'm suing those Disney fiends. Nowadays, when you tell people you're Hercules, their admiration and bewilderment are replaced with claims that I'm too tall, or that my hair isn't red enough, or requests to sing ludicrous songs! And the film portrayed Hera as my *cringe* mother! Hera, the contemptuous witch who has tried to kill me since the day of my conception!
Bah. Let us speak of other matters. This talk of Disney me is killing my buzz.
*fills his mug up with more ale*
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:46 pm
No I am thinking of the god. Just where I am from.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:46 pm
*Sniggers in spite of herself, and leans back to look Chas in the eye.*
I want it all. I want p***y Galore and I want to save the day. But we're on a strict diet of illicit encounters until this case breaks Miss Marks. General antipathy, Buffy Season Six is the protocol.
*Runs her thumb across Chas' lower lip.*
Now be a good little double agent and get Mum the goods.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:47 pm
Ow! Chris... Keep up with me.
I'm bargaining for a song here! gonk
Fine. No Hercules the movie talk *mumbles and pouts*
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:52 pm
Patience The Magdalena Ow! Chris... Keep up with me.
I'm bargaining for a song here! gonk
Fine. No Hercules the movie talk *mumbles and pouts* Hmmm I wonder.... *heads to the jukebox* Ah ha! *picks a song*
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:54 pm
Thank you, Chris.
*peeks back to Herc humming, not ready to sing yet* youuuu knooow you waaaaant toooo.... *distance mental poke*
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:55 pm
...You speak of a Hercules from a parallel world? We must meet! We can share tales of our exploits! Relish in each others accomplishments!
Pym has spoken of parallel universe. I wonder in how many of them I exist... Perhaps we should have a convention. HercCon '10. Or, better yet, we could form a team! Imagine, a line-up of Avengers where every member has my strength, charisma, wit and dashing good looks! Why, I say the mortal world would be much safer a place.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:56 pm
Chris Kent Patience The Magdalena Ow! Chris... Keep up with me.
I'm bargaining for a song here! gonk
Fine. No Hercules the movie talk *mumbles and pouts* Hmmm I wonder.... *heads to the jukebox* Ah ha! *picks a song* *his eyes narrow* You tread on paper thin ice, boy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:59 pm
Well then, I shall strive to get the lady what she wants. From both such worlds. *Winks and grins. Tugging Kate closer.* I would love destroying a building with you.
*Takes Kate's hand and pulls it away. Gives in and kisses Kate deeply on the lips.*
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:01 am
Well I think that's my cue to go
*runs out at superspeed!*
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:03 am
I'd never met an Amish mutant before. Strange fellow.
*listens to the song, his annoyance fading ever-so-slightly*
I will admit, it is catchy. Then again, so are venereal diseases. stare
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:04 am
eek
*watches Chris leave. Then turns back, eyeing warily at Herc*
Yeeeeaaahhhh...
Ehm....
See...
Yeeeeeaahhhh...
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:04 am
*Kisses Chastity back, closing her eyes and enjoying the moment. Pulls back slowly, opening her eyes and keeping them fixed on her lover.*
We'll dance in the ashes until dawn.
*Tears a section of Chas' dress.*
We've got to make it look good for the press, don't we?
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am
*Enjoys the moment just as much as Kate does. Her arms slowly dropping from around Kate as Kate pulls back.*
And play the angry hate game until the end or new beginning.
*Tugs of her hat and wig.* You need to look into fight in my world, love.
*Grips her dress and tears it at the hip, making it look like it would fall off at any moment and was barely covering her.*
*Grips Kate's jacket and tears a bit of her jacket.*
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:13 am
*as the song goes on, Herc begins to tense up*
Argh! I can take no more of this insanity!
*throws his mug at the jukebox with enough force to break it and stop the music. He sighs in relief.*
That song is the soundtrack of my nightmares. I suddenly feel the need to slay some sort of mythical creature. I bid you a good morrow, fair lady, and hope that by our next meeting, you've come to realize the greatness of the REAL Hercules.
*walks out, very quietly singing "Go The Distance" under his breath as he gets close to the door.*
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