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 Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:19 pm
The band finally finished tuning up.
"So what are we playing tonight, Rich?" the rhythm guitar player asked.
"I was thinking Believe first, then Jumpin', Missing Love, Maybe, and then finish with a cover of Points of Authority."
The woman rolled her eyes again. "Isn't that a little mellow for a short set?"
"My girlfriend's from the Silver Age, Hell. I don't want to play a lot of hardcore stuff."
Hell sighed to herself. "Right."
"I understand, Rich. Gwen's not too fond of our hard stuff either," said the rhythm guitar player.
"Are we ready?" asked Robbie.
"Yeah, if nobody else has anything to say," said Richard. He looked around the room, and no one spoke up.
The black-haired drummer gave a slow four-count, and they began to play.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:14 pm
Hours later, they finished their rehearsal. They all felt good about tonight, even Hell.
"All right, let's go get our equipment," Robbie said.
They all nodded and started to leave.
"Don't forget to pick up Carlton, Rich."
"I got it," Rich answered.
As the others left, Rich stayed behind to finish things.
"2.0, please save this scenario as BANDNOVA001."
"Program saved. Do you wish to exit?"
"Yeah."
The room and the instruments vanished to reveal the normal Cyderdome. Rich left as the lights dimmed within.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:03 pm
: biggrin efragmenting hard drive::
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:18 pm
-Wade ports into the battle dome.-
Hey there cyber honey, seen Patsy around?
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:19 pm
Nope, no Patsy's here. ninja
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:19 pm
::Cyberdome AI 2.0 recognizes fighter Wilson, Wade::
Greetings, Wade. Your opponent should be arriving shortly. I will begin uploading your scenario.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:21 pm
::Cyberdome AI 2.0 recognizes fighter Walker, Patsy::
Greetings, Patsy. Your scenario will begin shortly.
::Uploading scenario CARROTSWAITFORNOMAN.EXE....
25%...
40%...
68%....::
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:21 pm
Patsy Walker Nope, no Patsy's here. ninja
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:22 pm
The Cyberdome's grid fades into black around the competitors as the scenario prepares to load.
The first thing both competitors hear is music....tinky music, as if played by a small brass band.
The name of the song is "The Merry Go Round Broke Down."...which is a song you're more likely to remember if you can hear, rather then know the name of.
Patsy Walker blinks suddenly, as bright sunlight fills her eyes. She is surprised to find herself in a clearing in front of a forest....at least, what is supposed to represent a forest. Everything is bright, and simplistic, as if carefully drawn by a team of coordinated animators.
Patsy looks to the left, and sees a large hole in the ground with a mailbox next to it.
She looks to the right, and sees a sign. She steps closer to read it, almost unable to believe what's going on.
"Rabbit Season Opener Today!"
She looks down, and realizes she's dressed in hunting attire, complete with a large shotgun in her hand...
Meanwhile...
Wade Wilson, on the other hand, finds himself in a comfortable hole in the ground, with a quaint little bed and a mountain of bright orange carrots. He reaches up to his face and finds an enormous pair of buck teeth protruding from his mouth. The newspaper, "The Daily Blabber" is unrolled on the bed. The main headline reads:
"Rabbit Season Opener Today! Grown Men Make up for Bad Childhoods by Killing Bunnies!"
The sound of someone reading what sounds like the headline of the newspaper up above catches Wade's attention, and he decides to go investigate.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:28 pm
-Wade looks at the screen and all those watching this "competition" giving them a wink and a thumb.
Wade walks over to the hole stretching out and scratching himself after his nice nap. He get's himself a carrot from the canister on one of his bookselves and heads up the hole in a spinning motion.
Wade walks over to the guy reading the newspaper and bites heartily on the carrot, placing it in his mouth as though it was a cigar.-
Nnnnaaah, What's up Doc?
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:33 pm
"You're what's up wabbit!"
Peeing her eye through the site, Patsy Fudd points the shotgun directly at him and places her finger on the trigger.
"Didn't you thweaten to kiww me the othuh day at the Bistwo? Guess who has the gun now, wabbit!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:40 pm
-Bugs Wilson looks at the audience and points a thumbe toward the barrel of the gun, still chomping on his carrot.-
Heh, what a marroon...
-Bugs Wilson takes the barrel of the gun and wraps it into a bow as a gift for the lovely miss Patsy Fudd.-
Ahh, now who said I wanted ta kill ya? I just wanna show that I care.
-Wilson takes her into his arms and starts to caress her hair.-
Oh, my lovely hunting hellcat, my beautiful Patsy...
-His face quickly turns to that of Groucho Marks using the carrot as a cigar and tapping it up and down infront of his mouth.-
You'll never shot me in a million years!
-He plants a big wet kiss on her and runs his furry tailed butt outta there, taking a swan dive back into the hole.-
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:47 pm
Patsy Fudd bwushes, err blushes as she is kissed by Wilson. She turns her head aside in a futile attempt to hide from the onrush of redness in her cheeks.
"Awwww!"
redface
Silence... her face returns to normal, but when she opens her eyes, there is no Wlson in sight. She looks around and her smile is quickly replaced by a scowl as she notices the end of her shotgun tied in a bow.
"Heeyyy! I been twicked!"
Hurridly she unties it and goes on the hunt, picking up a trail of tracks on the ground.
"Say youah pwayers, wabbit!"
The tracks lead her around in circles for a moment, and then back to the hole.
"I got you now, wabbit!"
Kapow! Kapow! Kapow!
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:53 pm
-The bullets from the shotgun are mysteriously deflected into the air. From the hole pops up the mightys CAPTAIN AMERICA!-
Patsy! Just the Avenger I was looking for! We finally have need for your hellsight! Come let us AVENGE THINGS!
-The both of them rush to avenge things as Captain leads her to a clearing.-
Now Patsy, the Vision has told me that KANG, our dasterdly time traveling enemy, shall port his way to our time in that clearing. We need you to disguise yourself and hide in the clearing, waiting for his arrival! At taht time you shall use your mighty Hellsight and subdue him! All you need is a disguise... Oh I have it!
-Cap puts on a pair of bunny ears, gives her buck teeth, white bunny paws on her hands and feet, and a furry tail.-
There he'll never suspected a bunny rabbit! God I love all things american and free! Now go and make us proud!
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:00 pm
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