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 Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:51 pm
Granted, you print it off one of the popular cheat sites, you are thrown into juvenille hall for this act of plagirism, hey, at least the report was finished right?
I wish for a prism.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:31 pm
granted, but someone steals it and throws it at you and it hits you in the head and you get a concusion...
i wish for Guitar Hero 3 for the Wii
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:18 pm
Granted, you play, you play and play, you get to the hardest mode, and you start up dragon force, you win the ultimate score, the game say " Congratulations your a fags!!!!" *southpark reference* and you have wasted months, alone, friendless and broken you lay in your room, but hey, at least you have the game right?
I wish for bologna.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:40 pm
Granted but its made from your own flesh. Shortly after eating it you die form blood loss.
I wish for X Ray vision.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:03 pm
granted, you have the power to see through the first layer someone wears, i.e. clothes. Unfortunately, you spend the week at Grandma's house, you kill yourself, nothing could take out that sick memory.
I wish for a snickers bar.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:03 pm
[ ] Granted, but someone tampered with it and coated it in poison.
I wish for a Wii. []
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:32 pm
Granted, you get an anonymous box, it's got a wii inside!!!!!!! You parents are gone, you plug it in immediately! The lights go out... you scream!... Your parents come home, your are at your tv, your head decapitated and blood is smeared on the tv, it's in L337, it says W11 12 TEH PWN20r2
I wish for a code
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:49 pm
[] Granted, but the code is completely incorrect and doesn't unlock anything.
I wish for a swimming pool. []
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:17 pm
Granted, to bad you only got the part and still have to dig the hole for it in the ground yourself, with a teaspoon!
I wish your teaspoon.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:29 pm
Granted, you get a teaspoon, it you stir your tea all day long! stirring your tea! You pull your spoon out of the tea, you read the fine print, it says for decoration only, and it's coated with cyanide, and happiness. So you think, hmm there's happiness in the tea, so you drink it, dying almost instantly but you experience happiness.
I wish for a wonder ball.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:24 pm
[] Granted, but it has really crappy candy inside and is lacking the prize.
I wish for the power to control the weather. []
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:44 pm
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I wish for a potatoe.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:58 am
Granted, your potato magicaly appears up you a**.
I wish for more Futurama.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:58 pm
Granted, (not corrupting this one, it needs to be done), but um, your cable connections is destroyed by badgers.
I wish for a love.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:00 pm
[] Granted, but it turns out to be temporary.
I wish for a personal Jesus. []
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