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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!"

"That's Direct Marketing"

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says,He's very rich. Marry him."

"That's Advertising."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

"That's Telemarketing."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

"That's Public Relations."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."

"That's Brand Recognition."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

"That's Customer Feedback."




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A housewife takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is.

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost."
"I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that Thing again!"..


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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the
roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir,
you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
is almost a foot high!"


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3 women died at the same time and were sent to heaven....
when the front gates of heaven opened, they say St. Peters greeted them with open arms... and then he said 'Welcome to heaven... there is only one rule in heaven... which is NEVER step on the ducks!' and sure enuff... behind him were many many ducks and it waas impossible not to step on one...
after a few minutes of avoiding the ducks... one of the three women accidentally stepped on a duck... so St. Peters came with an extremely ugly man and said 'as ur punishment for stepping on a duck, i shall chain u 2gether with this ugly man for eternity!' and so he chained them together... looking at what happened.. the remaining two girls tried even harder not to step on the ducks...
but ater one week... the second woman stepped on a duck... and once again.. St. Peter came with another uglier man and chained them for eterninty... Frightened, the last woman tried her best not to step on the ducks...
after a month of avoiding the ducks... St. peter came with an extremely handsome man... he was a perfect man with perfect teeth, perfect hair, and a perfect face... then, st. peters chained the woman and the man and left without a word... then, the woman said... 'what have i done to deserve this wonderful thing?'... and the man said 'I dont noe about you... but i stepped on a duck!


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once opon a time in a far far away land....

a king wanted to find a man to marry his daughter, the most beautiful princess ever exist.

the king was fond of archery so he decided that the best archer will marry the princess.

the 3 finalist in archery competition was put to the final task to shoot an apple on princess head.

1st archer shoot his arrow and it hit right in the center of the apple
the crowd cheer for him
he walk to the king and said "I am Robin Hood!!!"

2nd archer shoot his arrow and it split the first arrow in half!
the crowd cheer even louder
he walk to the king and said "I am Hercules!!!"

3rd arcehr shoot his arrow and it hit the princess forehead!!!
the crowd went dead scilent
he walk to the shocked king and said "I am Sorry!!"


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A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3
and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the
outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and
behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were
explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
H! arry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1
student should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do when a man steps in?"
Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard ! and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
dog do
on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do." Who am I?
Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver." What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this
*** in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself.




hehe blaugh
maaf kepada org yg xreti bace english dramallama

^skong...

cikgu bknnyer ajar fully english pn...
klu gne perktaan english pn, bknnyer nk trgkn...
klu trgkn pn sket2 jer...

cikgu aq agi r power
die speaking je ..
aq tgk kwn2 aq sume tenganga tgk cikgu tu mengajar sbb x paham rofl

die pandai BI leh r ckp camtu

heh
aku plak kejam sweatdrop
serious aku ckp kebanyakan cikgu amik pekerjaan cikgu nie pon sbb xder pilihan
kalo diberi pilihan mesti diorang nk jadi doktor,peguam,arkitek ker
itu ajar budak pon x ikhlas jer
aku ckp bkn sume cikgu erk


ader cikgu mmg tol2 ikhlas sbb aku pernah blajar ngan cikgu camtu

kebanyakan cikgu skolah aku,dieorg bg kiteorg kebenaran utk mkn ape2 mase tgh blaja supaye x ngantok...