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She told me to walk this way! Talk this way..

burning_eyes AEROSMITH!!! IT HURTS THE EARSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

anywayzzz

domo arigato mr roboto domo

so wipe the golden tear from yer mother, dear, an rais wha's left o' the flag fer me!

Viljið tær hoyra kvæði mítt,
viljð tær orðum trúgva,
um hann Ólav Trygvason,
hagar skal ríman snúgva.

Niðurlag

Glymur dansur í høll,

dans sláið ring

Glaðir ríða Noregs menn

til Hildar ting.
Knørrur varð gjørdur á Noregs landi,
gott var í honum evni:
sjúti alin og fýra til
var kjølurin millum stevni

Har kom maður oman
við sterkum boga í hendi:
“ Jallurin av Ringaríki
hann meg higar sendi. ”

“ Einar skalt tú nevna meg,
væl kann boga spenna,
Tambar eitur mín menski bogi,
ørvar drívur at renna. ”

“ Hoyr tú tað, tú ungi maður,
vilt tú við mær fara,
tú skalt vera mín ørvargarpur
Ormin at forsvara. ”

Gingu teir til strandar oman,
ríkir menn og reystir,
lunnar brustu og jørðin skalv:
teir drógu knørr úr neysti.

Einar spenti á triða sinni,
Ætlar jall at raka,
tá brast strongur av stáli stinna,
í boganum tókst at braka.

Allir hoyrdi strongin springa,
kongurin seg undrar:
“ Hvat er tað á mínum skipi,
sum ógvuliga dundrar ? ”

Svaraði Einar Tambarskelvir
kastar boga sín
“ Nú brast Noregi úr tínum hondum,
kongurin, harri mín ! ”

Nú skal lætta ljóðið av
eg kvøði ei longur á sinni
nú skal taka upp annan tátt
dreingir leggi í minnið

"Egg Man"

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee

Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe

i wish i was special so ******** special

"I am Jesus"

...

No you are not

I see friends shaking hands
Saying "How do you do?"
But they're really saying
"Hey! ******** you!"

I see men talking peace
Words full of s**t
Eyes welled with war
Poison and deceit

And I think to myself... what a wonderful world