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 Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:46 pm
Today's lunch lesson: out of context.
"Accept it, Dez. You've got a dirty mind just like the rest of us. Look at how you're turning red!"
"Only because I'm so hot!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:07 pm
The world is black, if it was white - it wouldn't clean easy ~ M.D.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:19 pm
"BABIES MAKE ME ANGRY!" -- Caboose, Red vs. Blue.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:29 pm
Sometimes life needs no drama or flow, we can dance to our own beat. ~ M.D.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:01 pm
"Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers."
-Someone who has probably since changed their identity xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:03 pm
"You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation."
-Unknown
All the Amish people I know are amazing, so don't take this as a cheap shot at them. heart
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:56 pm
"The right choice is not based on knowledge, but on conscience."
~Apparently I wrote this. o.o I forgot. It was about a year ago.
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:15 pm
"I am no psychic. The hatred makes your eyes glow red."
- Sabera
Yesterday afternoon.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:14 pm
Conversation:
Me: I like sitting in the rain, especiall in a swimsuit.
B: Nah, swimsuits aren't as good as surf shorts, no awkward netting.
Me: ...I meant girl swimsuits.
B: what? oh! Yeah! I like those.
Me: wet?
B:...I'm just not going to say anything. Nothing I can say will make that sound better.
Me: rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:54 am
"The old legend says that if a sick person folds one thousand paper cranes, the gods will grant her wish and make her well again." Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:45 pm
Changes can come from the power of many,
but only when the many come together
to form that which is invincible . . .
the power of one.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:54 pm
"The thing that is important is the thing that is not seen... It is just as it is with the flower. If you love a flower that lives on a star, it is sweet to look at the sky at night. All the stars are a-bloom with flowers...It is just as it is with the water. Because of the pulley, and the rope, what you gave me to drink was like music. You remember--how good it was. And at night you will look up at the stars. Where I live everything is so small that I cannot show you where my star is to be found. It is better, like that. My star will just be one of the stars, for you. And so you will love to watch all the stars in the heavens...They will all be your friends.
"And besides, I am going to make you a present...All men have the stars...but they are not the same things for different people. You--you alone--will have the stars as no one else has them--In one of the stars I shall be living. IN one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night...You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
~The Little Prince, by Antoine de Saint Exupery
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:12 pm
"Freedom is always somewhere else. It is always the freedom one would like to have and never the freedom one has." ~Martin Ahrends, New German Critique
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:30 pm
A: I can't fight! I'm a pacifist!
B: A pacifist? Isn't that what babies suck on?
C: No, no, that's a *****: ...um...I think you mean a pacifier....
Red vs. Blue
eek
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:12 pm
Sam and I were playing Ocarina of Time at my house.
Me: What do you want to name your character, Sam?
Sam: mmm...INNUENDO!
Me: Innuendo he shall be. *snicker*
*we play*
*Link disappears from sight*
Me: HOLY CRAP! WHERE IS HE? WE LOST HIM!
Sam: We should have named him Virginity.
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