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 Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:12 pm
~ Piano Man begins to play~ Its nine oclock on a saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Theres an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin
He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus:
Sing us a song, youre the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And youve got us feelin alright
Now john at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And hes quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But theres someplace that hed rather be
He says, bill, I believe this is killing me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well Im sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And hes talkin with davy whos still in the navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, theyre sharing a drink they call loneliness
But its better than drinkin alone
Chorus
Its a pretty good crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
cause he knows that its me theyve been comin to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, man, what are you doin here?
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:42 pm
~ I've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts starts to play~ Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:47 pm
So Small - Carrie Underwood
Yeah, Yeah
[Verse 1]
What you got if you ain't got love
the kind that you just want to give away
It's okay to open up
go ahead and let the light shine through
I know it's hard on a rainy day
you want to shut the world out and just be left alone
But don't run out on your faith
[Chorus]
'Cause sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand
What you've been up there searching for
forever is in your hands
When you figure out love is all that matters after all
It sure makes everything else
seem so small
[Verse 2]
It's so easy to get lost inside
a problem that seems so big at the time
it's like a river thats so wide
it swallows you whole
While you sit around thinking about what you can't change
and worrying about all the wrong things
time's flying by
moving so fast
you better make it count 'cause you can't get it back
[Chorus]
Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand
What you've been up there searching for
forever is in your hands
When you figure out love is all that matters after all
It sure makes everything else
Seem so small
Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand
What you've been up there searching for
forever is in your hands
When you figure out love is all that matters after all
It sure makes everything else
Oh it sure makes everything else
Seem so small
Yeah, Yeah
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:48 pm
~ True Romance starts to play~ Open your eyes and see me
Tell me it's not to late
Whisper to me of a sad song
Weighing us down in shame
I always said I believed you,
You told me that was so clichè
And with every kiss I resented you
Because your feelings never got in the way
I know that you never loved me
I know that you never cared at all
Maybe just one more dance 'cause
That's as close as were gettin' to a true romance
Open your heart and feel me
Tell me you don't feel the same
I dig down deep for forgiveness
And still your busy placing the blame
This isn't about right or wrong now
It's not about wasted time
I should've payed closer attention
But I didn't bother reading the sign
I know that you never loved me
No my love we can't be friends in fact
I know that you never cared at all
I liked you much better when you just pretend
I know that you never loved me
I know that you never cared at all
Maybe just one more dance
That's as close as were gettin' to a true romance
Open your arms an hold me
Tell me it will be alright
Tell me a thing you never told a soul, it keeps you up at night
When could you tell it was over?
When did you turn on me?
I'd cry if I thought it would change your mind
I'd cry for the girl I hoped you to be
I know that you never loved me
I know that you never cared at all
No my love we can't be friends in fact
I liked you much better when you just pretend
I know that you never loved me
I know that you never cared at all
Maybe just one more dance
That's as close as were gettin' to a true romance
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:36 pm
*pulls out guitar and sings Kansas`s Carry On My Wayward Son* Carry on my wayward son, For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Now don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say Carry on my wayward son, For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Now don't you cry no more Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor Now your life's no longer empty Surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son, For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Now don't you cry no more
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:45 pm
*puls out guitar and sings* The Acoustic Song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHZRmeLlguwWhen I see your smile Tears roll down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up for you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Seasons are changing And waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall (let you fall) I'll stand up for you forever I'll be there for you through it all (through it all) Even if saving you sends me to heaven 'Cause you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heart Please don't throw that away 'Cause I'm here for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me you'll stay, stay Use me as you will Pull my strings just for a thrill And I know I'll be okay Though my skies are turning gray I will never let you fall I'll stand up for you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:42 am
Oh, what the hell... *takes out her iPod*
"Rockstar" - Nickelback
I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
I think I'm gonna dress my a**
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just
Wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and
The drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'Cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can
I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hillltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:48 am
*ecore*
"Misery Business" - Paramore
I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock
It's a matter of time before we all run out...
When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth
I waited eight long months
She finally set him free
I told him I can't lie, he was the only one for me
Two weeks and we had caught on fire
She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile
Whoa... I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good
Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change
Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to, have exchanged
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way!
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
Whoa... Well I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him right now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good ...
I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving ...
Whoa,I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now ...
Whoa...I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:05 am
hmm.... "Juese Belmont"- Disk Mastah Smokabitchpart of OL remix. (you have to trust me on this, this is a real song.) You will laugh at this, it's better if you've played Castlevania and know the theme and the story, but this is fine without it. It does look like a joke of a song, but, that's why its' on OL and not OC.... Since time In memorial, The belmont clan has stood in opposition to Dracula. every 100 years, Dracula would rise from his grave, and a Belmont would be there to stop him. This is year 47. Juese Belmont, ba da du da da da da du Juese Belmont ba da du du du da da da du Belmont too cool to fight dracula put down whip and equip spatula. can't fight drac if the belmont dies, 'tween the ladies thighs to keep the name alive. Doesn't fight dracula only makes pancakes. would be a hero he's four and a half decades late. Uh, get down. Juese Belmonts tough. Uh, get down, Juese Belmonts rough. Oh rly? Ya oh rly. Oh rly? Ya oh rly. Oh rly? Ya oh rly. Oh rly? Ya oh rly? No wai. Can't fight, Dracula, with a, spatula. Can't fight, Dracula, with a, spatula. Can't fight, Dracula, with a, spatula. Juese Belmont, da da da du du da da da du. Juese Belmont, da da da da du da da da du. Get down. Juese Belmont, Da da da da Du Du Du Da du. Juese Belmont, da da da. People always tell me, "Belmont be brave." don't know why Drac ain't coming back from the grave we got like forty-five years villagers cool down, got this belmont DNA gotta pass it around. Doesn't fight Dracula, only fights bordom. Come on now bachelorettes you can't ignore him he's Juese. He's Juese. A here we go, Little bit different from the belmont best, don't want medusa heads, just give me the breasts. if she's chesty i guess I'll get those STDs, got a rock for my c**k ha ha, pe pe pe. But that won't happen see always keep it protected, have Sylpha cast spells when it gets errected. I'm acceptable, anythign else would be, cause one Belmont gets chicks and that Belmont is me. Alucard? naw, I'd rather have it, Grant Denasty, oh and on the side i'm gay. Juese Belmont da da da da du da da da du. Juese Belmont, dada da da du da da dadu. Juese Belmont Dada da da du da da dadu Juese Belmont da da da da duuuuuoh yeah baby.
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:15 pm
You’re going crazy,
Running on empty,
You can’t make up your mind,
You try to hide it,
But you had to say it,
Restless all this time,
So completely drained from every thing that’s in your life,
It’s so wrong but you had to scream every thought you kept inside,
One minute you laugh,
The next minute you’re slowly sinking into something black,
I get the feeling that lately nothing ever really lasts,
I keep trying to get up but I keep falling back,
And you love,
And you hate,
And you wait,
Cause one minute goes fast,
You just can’t escape it,
You’re losing patience,
You wonder what went wrong,
Everything changes,
Happy then jaded,
Always a different song,
Playin’ in your head just when you think you got it down,
Out of nowhere you realize it’s different music playing now,
One minute you laugh,
[One Minute lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
The next minute you’re slowly sinking into something black,
I get the feeling that lately nothing ever really lasts,
I keep trying to get up but I keep falling back,
And you love,
And you hate,
And you wait,
Cause one minute goes
Fast,
One minute goes fast,
Fast,
Fast,
Fast,
One minute goes fast,
Yeah,
Yeah,
One minute you laugh,
The next minute you’re slowly sinking into something black,
I get the feeling that lately nothing ever really lasts,
I keep trying to get up but I keep falling back,
And you love,
And you hate,
And you wait,
Cause one minute goes,
One minute goes,
One minute goes,
Fast,
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:55 pm
*claps for laziness*
I, uh... well, Boogiepop Doesn't Laugh and I don't think he sings either but, what the heck, I've always been rebellious...
*lights dim*
*sings 30 Minutes by T.a.T.u. without a mic*
Out of sight, out of mind,
out of time to decide,
do we run, should I hide,
for the rest of my life?
can we fly do i stay?
we could lose, we could fail
and the moment it takes
to make plans or mistakes
30 minutes the blink of an eye
30 minutes to alter our lives
30 minutes to make up my mind
30 minutes to finally decide
30 minutes to whisper your name
30 minutes to shoulder the blame
30 minutes to bliss, 30 lies
30 minutes to finally decide
carrousels, in the sky
and the shape with their eyes
Under shade silhouettes
casting shade, crying rain.
can we fly do i stay?
we could lose, we could fail
either way options change
chances fail, trains derail
30 minutes the blink of an eye
30 minutes to alter our lives
30 minutes to make up my mind
30 minutes to finally decide
30 minutes to whisper your name
30 minutes to shoulder the blame
30 minutes to bliss, 30 lies
30 minutes to finally decide
to decide (echoes)
*bows...*
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:01 pm
Leave Out All The Rest by linkin park-minutes to midnight,i know i didnt put in the second chours but its the same as the first.
i dreamed i was missing
you were so scared
but no one would listen
cause no one else cared
after my dreaming
i woke with this fear
what am i leaving
when i'm done here
so if your asking me i want you to know
chours:
when my time comes
forget the wrong that i've done
help me leave behind some
reasons to be missed
don't resent me
and when your feeling empty
keep me in your memory
leave out all the rest
leave out all the rest
don't be afraid
i've taken my beating
i've shared what i made
i'm strong on the surface
not all the way through
i've never been perfect
but niether have you
so if your asking me i want you to know
chours<
forgetting/all the hurt inside you learnd to hide so well
pretending/someone else can come and save me from myself
i can't be who you are
i can't be who you are
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:37 pm
Star Trek RapsodyKirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Spock: Captain Kirk: This is Spock.
Please step on the transporter.
Scotty: Dilithium crystals!
Hit by Klingon missiles!
No!
McCoy: I’m a doctor!
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a milkman!
Kirk: What does that mean?
McCoy: And I’m sorry -- He’s dead, Jim.
Chekov: Photon torpedo . . . !
Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura,
Open hailing frequencies
Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk,
Opening hailing frequencies, sir
Kirk: Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .
Beam me up, Mr. Scott;
Sulu, go to warp!
Sulu: Warp three, sir.
Kirk: No! That will be way too slow!
Sulu: Warp four, sir?
Kirk: That still is way too slow!
Sulu: Warp five, sir.
Kirk: It still is too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp six.
Kirk: It’s too damn slow!
Sulu: Warp seven?
Kirk: It’s still damn slow!
Chorus: It’s too damn slow . . . !
Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov --
Chekov: I am firing torpedo!
Spock: That will not work and would be illogical
To me, to me, to me . . . !
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:14 pm
*Pulls out guitar and sings U2`s Vertigo* Uno, dos, tres... catorce [Spoken vocal] Turn it up loud, Captain! Lights go down it’s dark The jungle is your head - can’t rule your heart A feeling is so much stronger than A thought Your eyes are wide And though your soul it can’t be bought Your mind can wonder Hello, hello... (Hola) I'm at a place called Vertigo (dónde estás?) It’s everything I wish I didn’t know Except you give me something... I can feel, feel The night is full of holes As bullets rip the sky of ink with gold They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll They know that they can’t dance - at least they know I can’t stand the beats I’m asking for the cheque The girl with crimson nails Has savior 'round her neck Swinging to the music Whoooaaa Swinging to the music Whoooaaa Whoooaaa Whoooaaa Whoooaaa Hello, hello... (Hola) I'm at a place called Vertigo (dónde estás?) It’s everything I wish I didn’t know But you give me something... I can feel, feel Check mated... Hours of fun... Jumping in... yeah [Edge solo] All of this... all of this can be yours All of this... all of this can be yours All of this... all of this can be yours Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt Hello, hello... (Hola) I'm at a place called Vertigo (dónde estás?) Lights go down and all I know That you give me something... I can feel your love teaching me how Your love is teaching me how to kneel, kneel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEEEAAAAH!
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:25 pm
*Pulls out Walkman and SINGS* Starlight by Muse [X
Far away
This ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die
Starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms
My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to re-ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive
But I'll never let you go
If you promised not to fade away
Never fade away
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms
Far away
This ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die
And I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms
I just wanted to hold~
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