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 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:59 pm
You know you play too much if you and your pals fight like me and my brother do
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:13 am
rofl You know you play too much when... uh... eek damn, did I run out of things to say!? gonk It can't be!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:58 am
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:21 pm
No I didn't!! Me, running out of things to say!? It's... it's IMPOSSIBLE!! Grrrr-- um... uhh... DAMNIT!!
when uh... when uh... when you try to Exceed your motorcycle!
Or when you rev up your sword, expecting it to glow red.
When you tattoo your entire arm and show it off as a Devil Bringer.
You went to see Phantom of the Opera expecting to see a giant lava spider.
When you catch your friends cheating in a card game and you say "You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and its beginning to piss me off!"
You play Kingdom Hearts, and at the end when Sora swears to Kairi that he'll come back to her, you mute it and voice it over with "Kyrie, I swear I'll get us out of here! Together Kyrie!! KYRIE!!!!" (Guilty.)
You kick the jukebox in a bar expecting it to play the exact song you want.
When you get pissed off at getting an A ranking in your missions because they're just not perfect "SS"s. (Guilty of this too.)
When demons (or something or other) always show up to stop you from taking a bite out of your pizza.
You go to casinos and won't stop screaming Jackpot!
When you watch Fullmetal Alchemist, and they mention Trish/Trisha (Ed and Al's mom), you shout, "That b***h is in here too!? s**t!!" (guilty)
When you're watching the entire series through a second time, you replace Ed with Dante, Van Hohenheim with Sparda, Trisha with Eva, and Sloth with Trish. (guilty of this too!)
....Until someone points out that there already IS a Dante in FMA, and you shoot them in the head.
You kneel in front of random graves and shout in a very agonized voice, "I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT!!!"
...and somehow make that line echo.
When you look up at the sky constantly for signs that it "looks funny", cause then you know a woman is going to drop from out of nowhere and you'll catch her by the ankles.
When you cannot resist saying "Foolishness , foolishness. (guilty! whee )
When you try and Royal Guard oncoming traffic.
When you train a bunch of bats to fly in from nowhere every time you play your guitar.
When your sex ed teacher asks for a volunteer in the class to explain the first step to having intercourse, and you stand up and go "First, I WHIP IT OUT!"
When you do the entire "Dante obtaining Lucifer" dialogue for NO REASON.
...Damn, that took a lot of pulling out of my a**. xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:27 pm
Ooh, I've more!
You know you play too much when you notice that the fire alarm/sprinkler system in a building is named 'Cerberus', then snicker and say something like, "Geez, I can't teach the mutt to sit down, and here he is stopping fires! lol " (guilty)
When you have dreams you're any of the characters... Or you just have ONE dream where you're more than one character.
((I swear, I had a dream I was exploring some ancient ruins (Tomb Raider style) and this demonic dingo thing (please don't ask!) tried to attack me. I started off as Dante, tried to shoot it-- it didn't work-- I turned into Nero to evade it with my Devil Bringer-- it was still too fast-- turned into Vergil and escaped it, but a bunch of Phantoms came from nowhere and shot fireballs at me. I deflected it with a Judgement Cut and they went down. Then I went into DT Sparda mode and, like, escaped the ruins entirely.))
When you watched both Jackass movies, and shook your head thinking, "Dante could've made those stunts look a lot cooler!" (guilty)
When you hear bells tolling and dodge roll out of the way, thinking a Hell Vanguard was gonna attack you.
When you sneeze and your house falls apart. Then you turn to a crowd of people who just happen to be standing there and go, "I hope you have enough to cover all this!"
You try to look for a 1 on your pizza box, a giant 2 on the billboard near your house, a 3 left by a burning pile of who-knows what, a flag ripped out to look like a 4 on a pole, etc. etc.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:01 pm
You get kicked out of your church for stealing their holy water and pouring it into a sandbox. You swore that it'd keep the seven Hells from showing up!
When you're about to walk out of your house, you stop in front of the door and go, "Can SOMEONE press the damn Circle button!?" (guilty!)
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:13 am
C'mon, you can't keep me down for long when it comes to these kinds of things!
Although if I actually HAD DMC4, this wouldn't happen so often... rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:19 pm
UltimaMage3 No I didn't!! Me, running out of things to say!? It's... it's IMPOSSIBLE!! Grrrr-- um... uhh... DAMNIT!! when uh... when uh... when you try to Exceed your motorcycle! Or when you rev up your sword, expecting it to glow red. When you tattoo your entire arm and show it off as a Devil Bringer. You went to see Phantom of the Opera expecting to see a giant lava spider. When you catch your friends cheating in a card game and you say "You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and its beginning to piss me off!" Guilty. . .You play Kingdom Hearts, and at the end when Sora swears to Kairi that he'll come back to her, you mute it and voice it over with "Kyrie, I swear I'll get us out of here! Together Kyrie!! KYRIE!!!!" You kick the jukebox in a bar expecting it to play the exact song you want. Guilty, and happened to be "Rock You Like A Hurricane" when I didWhen you get pissed off at getting an A ranking in your missions because they're just not perfect "SS"s. When demons (or something or other) always show up to stop you from taking a bite out of your pizza. You go to casinos and won't stop screaming Jackpot! When you watch Fullmetal Alchemist, and they mention Trish/Trisha (Ed and Al's mom), you shout, "That b***h is in here too!? s**t!!" When you're watching the entire series through a second time, you replace Ed with Dante, Van Hohenheim with Sparda, Trisha with Eva, and Sloth with Trish. ....Until someone points out that there already IS a Dante in FMA, and you shoot them in the head. You kneel in front of random graves and shout in a very agonized voice, "I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT!!!" ...and somehow make that line echo. When you look up at the sky constantly for signs that it "looks funny", cause then you know a woman is going to drop from out of nowhere and you'll catch her by the ankles. When you cannot resist saying "Foolishness , foolishness.
When you try and Royal Guard oncoming traffic. Guilty, but of causing 'Quicksilver' to it instead.
Also, you know you play too much, when you hold out your hand, and snap your fingers when the other light turns red, and walk across.
[Pal's guilty of it]
When you train a bunch of bats to fly in from nowhere every time you play your guitar.
When your sex ed teacher asks for a volunteer in the class to explain the first step to having intercourse, and you stand up and go "First, I WHIP IT OUT!" Guilty, and got a few laughs from the class too, but then again, they know me as Dante anyways.
When you do the entire "Dante obtaining Lucifer" dialogue for NO REASON. Guilty due to major boredom, and due to pals couldn't sleep, so we figure why not laugh our asses off until we can.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:22 pm
UltimaMage3 Ooh, I've more! You know you play too much when you notice that the fire alarm/sprinkler system in a building is named 'Cerberus', then snicker and say something like, "Geez, I can't teach the mutt to sit down, and here he is stopping fires! lol " GuiltyWhen you have dreams you're any of the characters... Or you just have ONE dream where you're more than one character. ((I swear, I had a dream I was exploring some ancient ruins (Tomb Raider style) and this demonic dingo thing (please don't ask!) tried to attack me. I started off as Dante, tried to shoot it-- it didn't work-- I turned into Nero to evade it with my Devil Bringer-- it was still too fast-- turned into Vergil and escaped it, but a bunch of Phantoms came from nowhere and shot fireballs at me. I deflected it with a Judgement Cut and they went down. Then I went into DT Sparda mode and, like, escaped the ruins entirely.)) When you watched both Jackass movies, and shook your head thinking, "Dante , Nero, Lady or Trish could've made those stunts look a lot cooler!" When you hear bells tolling and dodge roll out of the way, thinking a Hell Vanguard was gonna attack you. When you sneeze and your house falls apart. Then you turn to a crowd of people who just happen to be standing there and go, "I hope you have enough to cover all this!" You try to look for a 1 on your pizza box, a giant 2 on the billboard near your house, a 3 left by a burning pile of who-knows what, a flag ripped out to look like a 4 on a pole, etc. etc.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:24 am
xd Wow. Just, wow.
You know you play too much when you showed up late to school or work cause you thought you could use Quicksilver and just truck it the rest of the way.
When something malfunctions on you, you shout, "Why isn't this working!? Is there something missing? Must more blood be shed!?" and you settle for fixing the thing by slashing the hell out of your twin and spilling their blood on it.
You attempted to cross an already collapsed bridge using your Trickster skills.
You start substituting input commands for the move names in everyday speech, for example:
"The loss of its [Rebellion R1 Forward Triangle] kills a bee."
"I see two children playing on a [Cerberus Triangle In Air]."
"There's a [Ebony&Ivory Gunslinger Circle In Air] coming up."
"Look at the pretty [Shotgun Gunslinger Circle]!"
"Be careful! The people around here are going [Kalina Ann Gunslinger Circle]!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:38 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:27 pm
UltimaMage3 You start substituting input commands for the move names in everyday speech, for example:
"The loss of its
stinger kills a bee."
"I see two children playing on a revolver." "There's a rainstorm coming up."
"Look at the pretty fireworks!"
"Be careful! The people around here are going hysteric!"
you also know when you play too much when you start losin' pals cause it's all you ever talk about
[poor Joseph. Kevin never should have gotten him hooked on it.]
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:25 pm
rofl
.... eek !!! Your avatar is NUDE!! gonk
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