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 Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:58 pm
BevinKB Kitsune Ookami (from Erik de Phantom's RP) Amanda: *sees ransom note* Katherine has been kidnapped. YES! NOW I GET ERIK ALL TO MAHSELF! *in Erik's lair* Amanda: *in an outfit that leaves waaaaay little to the imagination* Hey Eeeerik! Katherine's gone. Wanna get married? Erik: HELL YEAH! Katherine: *faintly off-screen* biiiiiyyyaaaatch BIIIIIIYYYYAAATCH!! (from the RP) Mortimer: does my hair make me look like Max Shreck?*Katherine tied and gagged to an angelic statue.* Amanda: *walking with Katherine after the first time seeing Mortimer* Hey Katherine! Like, didn't that guy look sooooo hot? Katherine: I know! We should, like, ditch Erik for him ^^
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:01 pm
Kitsune Ookami BevinKB Kitsune Ookami (from Erik de Phantom's RP) Amanda: *sees ransom note* Katherine has been kidnapped. YES! NOW I GET ERIK ALL TO MAHSELF! *in Erik's lair* Amanda: *in an outfit that leaves waaaaay little to the imagination* Hey Eeeerik! Katherine's gone. Wanna get married? Erik: HELL YEAH! Katherine: *faintly off-screen* biiiiiyyyaaaatch BIIIIIIYYYYAAATCH!! (from the RP) Mortimer: does my hair make me look like Max Shreck?*Katherine tied and gagged to an angelic statue.* Amanda: *walking with Katherine after the first time seeing Mortimer* Hey Katherine! Like, didn't that guy look sooooo hot? Katherine: I know! We should, like, ditch Erik for him ^^ Katherine: I swear, he looks like that Walken fellow! So HAWT! heart Amanda: Yeah! Remi: Oooohhh!!! I want him! RAWR! scream
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:05 pm
BevinKB Kitsune Ookami BevinKB Kitsune Ookami (from Erik de Phantom's RP) Amanda: *sees ransom note* Katherine has been kidnapped. YES! NOW I GET ERIK ALL TO MAHSELF! *in Erik's lair* Amanda: *in an outfit that leaves waaaaay little to the imagination* Hey Eeeerik! Katherine's gone. Wanna get married? Erik: HELL YEAH! Katherine: *faintly off-screen* biiiiiyyyaaaatch BIIIIIIYYYYAAATCH!! (from the RP) Mortimer: does my hair make me look like Max Shreck?*Katherine tied and gagged to an angelic statue.* Amanda: *walking with Katherine after the first time seeing Mortimer* Hey Katherine! Like, didn't that guy look sooooo hot? Katherine: I know! We should, like, ditch Erik for him ^^ Katherine: I swear, he looks like that Walken fellow! So HAWT! heart Amanda: Yeah! Remi: Oooohhh!!! I want him! RAWR! scream Remi, Amanda, Katherine, Christine, and Hel: Let's go check him out! Maybe he'll ask us out ^^ Erik, Persian, and Raoul: I wish I were Morty!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:12 pm
Mortimer: *in Walken-esque accent*
Hi... have you see... my pet badger?
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:19 pm
Erik, Persian, and Raoul: *evil glare at Mortimer* You...
Mortimer: me?
Erik, Persian, and Raoul: yeah! *desperate faces* How did you do it? Teach us how to be ladies' men crying Pweeeeaaase.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:22 pm
Erik: *dialing phone number. It rings and Raoul picks up*
hehehehe...
Raoul: Hello?
Erik: Knock-knock!
Raoul: ...wait, this is the phone, not the front door!
Erik: ...knock-knock.
Raoul: I TOLD you this is the PHONE, NOT the DOOR.
Erik: JUST ASK WHO'S THERE YOU PANTY-WEARING SISSY MARY!
Raoul: ...alright, who's there?
Erik: .....DAMNIT! You made me forget the joke! ....*thinks fast* You smell! *hangs up*
Raoul: ....CHRISTINE! You gave Erik our phone number again, didn't you?!
Carlotta: .......
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Erik: *smoking an opium pipe* I live under an Opera House, because I got high! My face is ugly as sin, because I got high! My girlfriend ran off with a transvestite, and I know Why! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got-- *starts into a laughing fit* Oh my gawd I just called Raoul a transvestite! *falls off organ bench, laughing*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:22 pm
Kitsune Ookami Erik, Persian, and Raoul: *evil glare at Mortimer* You... Mortimer: me? Erik, Persian, and Raoul: yeah! *desperate faces* How did you do it? Teach us how to be ladies' men crying Pweeeeaaase.
*combs then brushes his hair*
It's all in the hair and the voice. Watch this..
*Mortimer walks up to Amanda.*
Morty: Hey, baby...Amanda: Hi... *Amanda drools and humps Morty's leg.* See?
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:25 pm
HEHEHEHEHE erik getting high xd heart
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:27 pm
Erik: [O][P][E][R][A] - My Anti-Drug
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:29 pm
BevinKB Kitsune Ookami Erik, Persian, and Raoul: *evil glare at Mortimer* You... Mortimer: me? Erik, Persian, and Raoul: yeah! *desperate faces* How did you do it? Teach us how to be ladies' men crying Pweeeeaaase.
*combs then brushes his hair*
It's all in the hair and the voice. Watch this..
*Mortimer walks up to Amanda.*
Morty: Hey, baby...Amanda: Hi... *Amanda drools and humps Morty's leg.* See?Persian: Ooookaaay *combs hair and says in a kind of lame voice* hey baby Amanda: Look at that girlfriend Katherine: *L sign* Looooosah! Remi: Double looosah! Hel: But Morty is t3h s3xy!1!! Amanda, Katherine, Hel, Remi, and Christine: *sing* We love you Morty! Oh yes we doo-oo! We love you Morty and we'll be truu-ue! When you're not near us, we're bluuuue! Oh Morty we love you!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:31 pm
Morty: eek OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?! gonk
*runs from the girls*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:43 pm
Erik: I think I figured out a way to win them back *a few minutes later* Erik: Ready guys? Persian and Raoul: ready! *all three imatate the badgers and lyrics from http://badgerbadgerbadger.com * girls: *squeel* Haaawwwt!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:51 pm
Kitsune Ookami Persian: Ooookaaay *combs hair and says in a kind of lame voice* hey baby Amanda: Look at that girlfriend Katherine: *L sign* Looooosah! Remi: Double looosah! Hel: But Morty is t3h s3xy!1!! Amanda, Katherine, Hel, Remi, and Christine: *sing* We love you Morty! Oh yes we doo-oo! We love you Morty and we'll be truu-ue! When you're not near us, we're bluuuue! Oh Morty we love you! Oh my god, it's that damn song from Bye Bye Birdy! XD After I saw it, that song was stuck in my head for days... Erik: ::daaaa dada da, da da, da da:: CAN'T TOUCH THIS! *licks his finger and touches his butt with it, making a sizzling sound* Nadir: *pokes Erik's butt* TOUCHED THIS! Erik: *slaps Nadir with his glove* NO TOUCHY! Not for you! We had this talk last night. Meg: ...I wonder who my Dad is. Mme. Giry: ..You don't wanna know. Erik: MEG, MY BABY GIRL! *comes out of nowhere and hugs her* Meg: O_O ....OMG MY MOM HAD SEX WITH IT!! EWWWW~!! Andre: I hate these notes. They smell funny. Firmin: *eating one of the notes* Hey, this isn't ink... it's strawberry jam!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:06 pm
Raoul: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Erik: That's what I want to find out.
Raoul: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Erik: Are you the manager?
Raoul: No Andre and Fermin
Erik: You gonna be the coach then?
Raoul: Yes.
Erik: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Raoul: Well I should.
Erik: Well then who's on first?
Raoul: Yes.
Erik: I mean the fellow's name.
Raoul: Who.
Erik: The guy on first.
Raoul: Who.
Erik: The first baseman.
Raoul: Who.
Erik: The guy playing...
Raoul: Who is on first!
Erik: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Raoul: That's the man's name.
Erik: That's who's name?
Raoul: Yes.
Erik: Well go ahead and tell me.
Raoul: That's it.
Erik: That's who?
Raoul: Yes.
PAUSE
Erik: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Raoul: Certainly.
Erik: Who's playing first?
Raoul: That's right.
Erik: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Raoul: Every dollar of it.
Erik: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Raoul: Who.
Erik: The guy that gets...
Raoul: That's it.
Erik: Who gets the money...
Raoul: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Erik: Whose wife?
Raoul: Yes.
PAUSE
Raoul: What's wrong with that?
Erik: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Raoul: Who.
Erik: The guy.
Raoul: Who.
Erik: How does he sign...
Raoul: That's how he signs it.
Erik: Who?
Raoul: Yes.
PAUSE
Erik: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Raoul: No. What is on second base.
Erik: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Raoul: Who's on first.
Erik: One base at a time!
Raoul: Well, don't change the players around.
Erik: I'm not changing nobody!
Raoul: Take it easy, buddy.
Erik: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Raoul: That's right.
Erik: Ok.
Raoul: All right.
PAUSE
Erik: What's the guy's name on first base?
Raoul: No. What is on second.
Erik: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Raoul: Who's on first.
Erik: I don't know.
Raoul: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Erik: Now how did I get on third base?
Raoul: Why you mentioned his name.
Erik: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Raoul: No. Who's playing first.
Erik: What's on first?
Raoul: What's on second.
Erik: I don't know.
Raoul: He's on third.
Erik: There I go, back on third again!
PAUSE
Erik: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Raoul: All right, what do you want to know?
Erik: Now who's playing third base?
Raoul: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Erik: What am I putting on third.
Raoul: No. What is on second.
Erik: You don't want who on second?
Raoul: Who is on first.
Erik: I don't know.
Raoul & Erik Together:Third base!
PAUSE
Erik: Look, you gotta outfield?
Raoul: Sure.
Erik: The left fielder's name?
Raoul: Why.
Erik: I just thought I'd ask you.
Raoul: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Erik: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Raoul: Who's playing first.
Erik: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Raoul: No, What is on second.
Erik: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Raoul: Who's on first!
Erik: I don't know.
Raoul & Erik Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Erik: The left fielder's name?
Raoul: Why.
Erik: Because!
Raoul: Oh, he's centerfield.
PAUSE
Erik: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Raoul: Sure.
Erik: The pitcher's name?
Raoul: Tomorrow.
Erik: You don't want to tell me today?
Raoul: I'm telling you now.
Erik: Then go ahead.
Raoul: Tomorrow!
Erik: What time?
Raoul: What time what?
Erik: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Raoul: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Erik: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Raoul: What's on second.
Erik: I don't know.
Raoul & Erik Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Erik: Gotta a catcher?
Raoul: Certainly.
Erik: The catcher's name?
Raoul: Today.
Erik: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Raoul: Now you've got it.
Erik: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
PAUSE
Erik: You know I'm a catcher too.
Raoul: So they tell me.
Erik: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Raoul: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Erik: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Raoul: That's all you have to do.
Erik: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Raoul: Yes!
Erik: Now who's got it?
Raoul: Naturally.
PAUSE
Erik: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Raoul: Naturally.
Erik: Who?
Raoul: Naturally.
Erik: Naturally?
Raoul: Naturally.
Erik: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Raoul: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Erik: Naturally.
Raoul: That's different.
Erik: That's what I said.
Raoul: You're not saying it...
Erik: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Raoul: You throw it to Who.
Erik: Naturally.
Raoul: That's it.
Erik: That's what I said!
Raoul: You ask me.
Erik: I throw the ball to who?
Raoul: Naturally.
Erik: Now you ask me.
Raoul: You throw the ball to Who?
Erik: Naturally.
Raoul: That's it.
Erik: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Raoul: What?
Erik: I said I don't give a darn!
Raoul: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Erik: *exsaperated* i should have killed you when i got the chance!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:20 pm
Quote: Christine: .....Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice. I mean, Raoul's nice and all (not to mention rich) and he's really caring (did I mention rich?) but.... I dunno. Erik looks better in a dress than he does. oh god. . . remembers memories back during the election bob:. . . well, Kerry does look better in a dress. . .
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