Good god people. i think i might've died from the heelariousness.. (my word!dontask)
well.. i'm not really taht funny but i think i have some...
Edward:bella, why aren't you fluffy like Jake? GET FLUFFY, i'll give you a pancake!!
Bella:Oohh... Pancake... made by Charlie??? you do know that that's myy fave!
Charlie: I KNEW i could cook... Now, Bella, take Edward's money and send me off to Chef School. NOW.
Jasper: This is the song, la la la la, Elmo Song!
Alice: Bella, won't you just turn into a barbie instead of a vampire? I bet i could get barbie to BITE you... Or jasper.....
Carlisle: Bella, I'm absolutely in love with you. Go get hurt and come to see me at the hospital. NOW.
Esme: *smacks Carlisle and Bella* Bella! Do please be the mother of the vamps for just a day,i have to go to See Aro.... we're having an affair.
Bella: Okayyy. But take Rosalie and Emmett With YOU!!.
Jasper: Let's eat turtles!
Bella: EDWARDDDD!!! Gimme a PANCAKE NOW!
Emmett: BElla, gimme a cookie. with a booberry waffle. and make the scary werewolves go away. they hurt me. see my boo boo?
Jasper: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie WORLD. I'm made of plastic, its fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! imagination, life is your creation!
Renee: *eyes jasper* undress? now? you, me? in bellas closet?
Jasper: I'm bringin sexy back.....
{sorry guys, but i'm sorta braindead. they're probably not at all funny.}}
well.. i'm not really taht funny but i think i have some...
Edward:bella, why aren't you fluffy like Jake? GET FLUFFY, i'll give you a pancake!!
Bella:Oohh... Pancake... made by Charlie??? you do know that that's myy fave!
Charlie: I KNEW i could cook... Now, Bella, take Edward's money and send me off to Chef School. NOW.
Jasper: This is the song, la la la la, Elmo Song!
Alice: Bella, won't you just turn into a barbie instead of a vampire? I bet i could get barbie to BITE you... Or jasper.....
Carlisle: Bella, I'm absolutely in love with you. Go get hurt and come to see me at the hospital. NOW.
Esme: *smacks Carlisle and Bella* Bella! Do please be the mother of the vamps for just a day,i have to go to See Aro.... we're having an affair.
Bella: Okayyy. But take Rosalie and Emmett With YOU!!.
Jasper: Let's eat turtles!
Bella: EDWARDDDD!!! Gimme a PANCAKE NOW!
Emmett: BElla, gimme a cookie. with a booberry waffle. and make the scary werewolves go away. they hurt me. see my boo boo?
Jasper: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie WORLD. I'm made of plastic, its fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! imagination, life is your creation!
Renee: *eyes jasper* undress? now? you, me? in bellas closet?
Jasper: I'm bringin sexy back.....
{sorry guys, but i'm sorta braindead. they're probably not at all funny.}}
...for we shall kill them all.
