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Trivially Asinine Cheese with Taste

Or T.A.C.T. [/Tofu's shtick]

Tofu Often Forgets Under Lichen Igloos, Kinky Elephant Sugar, Topless Orangutans, Understated Sneaky Electrifying Ants, Crappy Rocky Orange Nematodes, and Yes Mother Sherbert.

T.O.F.U. L.I.K.E.S. T.O. U.S.E. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.

You Octogonal Udderheads, Those Word-Orgies Consisting Of Unorganised Letters Do Nothing. Try Misusing Kinkier English. Also Note: Acronyms Charlie Renders Omit Noxious, Yellowish Mist. In Fact, You Obviously Utilised Redundancy, Lessening Intrigue. Violent English Such As "Never" Detracts Potential; Only Simple, Soothing Italian Blends, Like Youthful Years Of Unattentive Reiteration. 'Course, Understandable Sentences, Though Artistic, Rather Dement/Distort Eloquence. [to be continued]

Y.O.U. T.W.O. C.O.U.L.D.N.T. M.A.K.E. A.N. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. I.F. Y.O.U.R. L.I.V.E.S. A.N.D. P.O.S.S.I.B.L.Y. Y.O.U.R. C.U.S.T.A.R.D. D.E.P.E.N.D.E.D. O.N. T.H.E. S.U.B.S.T.A.N.C.E. K.N.O.W.N. A.S. O.X.Y.M.O.R.O.N.O.G.E.N. W.H.I.C.H. I. J.U.S.T. M.A.D.E. U.P. B.T.W.

Mine did make sense!

It was about how I'm always talking about the people in Rent, who are rebellious, entertaining, nerdy tenants who hate effervescent never-thinking dealers

I shall try again

Passing Around New Ideas Created At Teatime, The Hopefully Entertaining Dandy Icons of Song Create Originality

P.A.N.I.C. A.T. T.H.E. D.I.S.C.O.

Make Unintresting Lives Exciting

M.U.L.E.

Haha, that was, like, 5300 posts ago. xD

Yeah, only room temperature people.