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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:52 pm
Wait! Why did Jerry look so upset?! Was it something she said? Did she do something wrong? If he really wanted the damn kazoo back she'd wipe it off on her shirt and--what? What was that about? She frowned and watched him duck away from her, whimpering. Why was he running away from her?! She didn't do anything wrong! "Why are you mad!" She cried, stomping her foot on the ground. "I didn't do anything wrong I don't give a s**t if you stutter it's cute!" Stupid boy! Stupid, stupid BOY!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:57 pm
That at least earned her a shy peeking over Roar's barrel from between the spines like a spooked cat hiding in the bushes, "Y-y-you d-do?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:06 pm
Candace was hugging her bear and turning side to side from the waist up, whining unhappily. "Yeah but you're being a jerkface." She mumbled, hugging Jerr the Bear tighter. "Meanstupidjerkface."
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:16 pm
Jerry vanished again behind Roar's bulk, his lip jutting out. He wasn't being a... a... a stupidjerkface! He was just being understandably self conscious! His own personal history had not painted a good picture for how other kids... but no. They weren't kids. They were grown ups and he had to remember that. He had... had.... hadsexwith.... the thought made him panic. The world was feeling a whole lot smaller just then.
"Yo-yo-yo-you're the j-j-j-jerkface!" He finally snapped, grabbing Roar by the quill to drag him slowly behind him as he picked up the scattered plastic instruments. He still had to catch up to the crowd surrounding the monster that still had poor Gale at it's mercy.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:22 pm
"Nuh uh!" Candace snapped, stomping her foot again and clenching her fists. "I didn' do anything wrong and you got mad at me you jerk! Big big stupid jerk doodyhead."
...Wow, Candace.
Wow.
Jerry walked away and Candace stood there glaring at the ground, hugging her bear tightly. She looked to the orange kazoo in her hand and pouted again. Stupid...jerk. Her gaze darted his way and she hugged the bear tighter, running after Jerry. The kazoo was stuck in his pocket and she reached for his free hand, hugging Jerr the Bear in her other arm while sucking on the thumb of that hand. "S'cause I like you, stupid. S'why I think it's cute." She mumbled quietly around her thumb, bumping against him as they hurried after the rest of the group.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:28 pm
"Oh," Jerry managed, his face red as he concentrated on hauling the weapon, finally giving up and desummoning him. It was hard enough aiming a normal attack, there was no way he could even try to attempt a charged one without sending himself flying through a wall. Once they caught up, he'd re-summon him again, but he needed his free hand to tend to collect the kazoos.
Once returned, his personal kazoo was lifted out of his pocket to his lips if only to prove he wasn't *really* scared of her cooties. Poooobt poooobt! That was as much of a romance song as she was going to get.
Girls were weird.
And he was pretty confident he had felt that way even before this strange shrunken adventure.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:36 pm
"Bobbbyyyy," Reine whined, "This is so heavyyyyy." She elbowed him away, though, reluctant to let him touch Alynthe; as much as she appreciated his help and his presence in general, she was a big girl and she could do this okay.
Belatedly she thought she would much rather have naptime with her weapon, after all they could use some bonding time, but she didn't really want to wake up with her face sliced open, considering how sharp the swordbreaker was. So instead she flopped down beside it, and cutefaced Robert.
"I guess you can carry both of us though."
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 4-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-8)
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:39 pm
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Harrison asked, doubting the plastic kazoo was worth more than a quarter. Then the monster ate the only big kid they had left, and took off.
"Ha!" Harrison said, as Jordan fell flat on his stupid face. "I'll show him." He gave the monster a brave swashbuckling swipe.
"You gotta give up," he informed the monster, "Or we'll kill you. I've killed a bunch of monsters already." Okay, maybe he hadn't really. "I told you there was a toll!" He looked back at Jordan and smirked.
HP: 17
Dmg: 2
Boss HP: 4
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:05 pm
Jordan sat up and scowled thunderously at Harrison. "You're a butthead."
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Sosiqui rolled 2 4-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-8)
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:17 pm
"Stop that!! You are a POOPYHEAD!!!" Ooh, she knew better insults than that, and part of her cringed in embarrassment at the words leaving her mouth, but the childish rage had a firm grasp on the rest of her. Maddie flailed at the beast again, but only managed to throw herself off-balance. She hit the ground with a yelp as Kouki's blades clattered to land all around her.
HP: 18/20
Damage: 0
Boss HP: still 4
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:23 pm
Harrison had two swords. He put his hand on the other hilt, and pointed his main sword at Jordan.
"Hey, dumbass. Shut up. I'm busy negotiating. I bet everyone calls you Boss because you're so stupid and bossy."
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 4-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-8)
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:30 pm
It was a long while since the other kiddy hunters heard from leon.
Mostly because Nid wanted to take him on the tour of the island in his smaller form, the form that couldn't stop the crazy chainsaw not matter how hard he tried.
"Ahhhhh Gale GALE!" the tiny boxer screamed at the top of his lungs, re-entering from the impromptu lap with the boxers barely around his hips, fluttering in the breeze. It wasn't nice of the creature to steal the only one who could help them get the items from the top shelf. Not indeed as he puffed his cheeks up and tried to steer the chainsaw rocket at the shadows legs. "Give him back you bass-turd!"
and then the poor boy got the towel snagged on a rock as it came flying off his waist.
Leon was already entering the Nudie phase, on the back of a speeding chainsaw.
Hp: 18/20 16/20
Dmg: -2
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:31 pm
"Make me shut up. And my name is Jordan, you don't get to call me that." Jordan crossed his arms sulkily, painfully aware that he was acting like he really was a small child, but unable to rein the impulses in in time. It only pissed him off more, and he really, really wanted to fight something.
Ferros's cranky agitation at their inability to fight did nothing to help that; the dragon was just grumbling wordlessly now.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:39 pm
Harrison called Jordan a dumbass and Candace's eyes got really wide. She then burst into a fit of uncontrollable giggles.  "Harrison said a bad word~."
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:47 pm
"Like I'd want to call you that, Jor-dumb. You're even bossy about being called bossy."
He tugged his unicorn roughly closer, narrowing his eyes.
"Maybe I will. And If I'm a butthead," he looked even more smug, "You're a butt-kisser."
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