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 Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:56 pm
The cat wanted some time to think about the decisions he'd made in life, whether to have the operation reversed, and said not to worry and don't expect him before noon, and he loves you, and won't forget the fresh tuna or the plushie with the bells and catnip.
The next poster shut down the government.
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:33 pm
How was I to know telling them they couldn't do anything until they compromised on something would lead to that?
The next poster bought 15 huge turkeys and made me bag each one for them... my shoulder is killing me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:58 pm
it wasnt me i had ham this year
the next person is being punished for burning the pie
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:48 pm
I didn't know the timer on your stove was broken... I'll use my own next time.
I was passed out sleeping and someone piled a ton of blankets on me so I couldn't move this morning and woke up sweating.
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:22 pm
you looked cold
the next person is being punished for breaking my phone
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Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:47 pm
It fell out of your hands when you were distracted.
The next person killed the internet
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:06 pm
how would i kill the internet
the next person broke the tv
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:59 am
I didn't break any tv the earthquakes did
The next person gave wrong dirrections
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 1:12 am
Well I THOUGHT I was giving them correctly. eek The next person gave me a pillow, then took it from me while I was asleep.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:12 am
You ended up not even using it when you were sleeping and my neck was killing me sleeping on the sofa!
The next person flooded the bath trying to make the bathtub into a swimming pool...
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:42 am
I wasn't trying to make a pool, You were yelling for help so ran then heard it overflow.
The next person asked to borrow my ph for a call then wouldn't give it back...
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:19 pm
Customer service kept me on hold!
The next person is being punished to taking out their frustrations on the assistants.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:55 pm
It wasn't me I was talking to someone on the phone,
The next person had a bad day at work
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:15 pm
Actually, it was just boring....
The next person got called for jury duty forcing them to cancel vacation plans.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:00 am
It's all right - turned out a huge typhoon was hitting anyways and I actually saved myself from going!
The next person must do community service for four weeks every weekend, not giving them any free time for themselves.
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