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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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 Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:08 am
Since the Kukan had sucked all sound in the area, the thunder could not be heard. Though, because Jasper simply wished it, the rain and the birds all disappeared, like a boss. He had the feeling that all of this was done by a higher, and idiotic force. Though he just couldn't put his hand on it.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:08 am
Despite the fact that his arm was getting tired, Jasper continued holding up the Kukan. As it continued to vibrate, Jasper couldn't help but think that the Kukan could very well be the perfect vibrator. It could suck in the noise while having sex in public, or just while masturbating in public, and it vibrates? Chicks would pay a s**t ton for that.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:28 am
He'd change the name of his mirror from the Kukan to the Shindo! It would make girls orgasm just by looking at it. Boy, oh boy! Oh yeah, and Hiro totally continued playing the taming tune!
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:33 am
It was only a matter of minutes before this thing would wake up again, which was why Jasper readied himself. He'd get in probably a bit more time with the taming tune before it would awaken and show just how angry it was at Jasper for making it take a nap. Though, Jasper thought that maybe the beast needed a nap time. A nap time and some Turtle Titan D.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:34 am
llxxT H E S P I R ExxllxxM A S T E Rxxll J A S P E RXC I N T E R EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP A L A D I N xxC L A S SxxS T A T S : 6 (SPD) / 7 (STR)__________________________________________________________ xxllxxb l o o d l i n e ▶ i n c u b u sxxllxxs i n ▶ e n v yxxllxxe n e r g y ▶ 2 9 5 0 / 3 6 0 0xxllxx  ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
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Uh oh. The beast was starting to awaken, Jasper could see it's body starting to twitch. The Lullaby's effects began to wear off. Even though the Turtle Titan was nothing to fear, seeing a huge a** ******** turtle that's pissed off at you is pretty scary! At that point, Jasper managed to grab all of his belongings before the eyes of the turtle titan would open. Quickly kicking off the ground and taking flight, Jasper flew out of the Turtle's immediate eye sight when it would finally open it's eyes. Instead of simply flying up, Jasper flew over the beast's head. Jasper wouldn't risk having to deal with his water squirt again.
Skills Used: Flight (C) = 50
Taming Tune: 10/17 (37/45)
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:42 am
The giant a** turtle awoke from his slumber, just as fat and stupid as always. He roared incoherently for a moment, followed by a giant-a**-turtle-yawn, and was like, "Come at me bro," and then he realized that since he couldn't fly, he couldn't do s**t. He then pulled out his giant turtle harmonica, and began to play a sullen sonnet.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:02 am
llxxT H E S P I R ExxllxxM A S T E Rxxll J A S P E RXC I N T E R EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP A L A D I N xxC L A S SxxS T A T S : 6 (SPD) / 7 (STR)__________________________________________________________ xxllxxb l o o d l i n e ▶ i n c u b u sxxllxxs i n ▶ e n v yxxllxxe n e r g y ▶ 2 9 5 0 / 3 6 0 0xxllxx ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
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Erm, Hiro didn't know how to respond to Shane's fgt a** post, so he responded with a post just as lame. Since no attacks were made, Jasper really didn't have to do anything but continue to stay suspended in the air, like a bauce.
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Taming Tune: 11/17 (41/45)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:58 am
No matter what he did, the turtle's efforts would prove futile. But that didn't stop it's thrashing about. In fact, it may have incited his rage even further. Even though he could not see the man, he fired off several pumps of water into the air.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:02 am
llxxT H E S P I R ExxllxxM A S T E Rxxll J A S P E RXC I N T E R EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP A L A D I N xxC L A S SxxS T A T S : 6 (SPD) / 7 (STR)__________________________________________________________ xxllxxb l o o d l i n e ▶ i n c u b u sxxllxxs i n ▶ e n v yxxllxxe n e r g y ▶ 2 9 5 0 / 3 6 0 0xxllxx ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
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Looking down at the thrashing turtle, Jasper found it highly comical that simply flying around proved to be this turtle's weakness. It could pout and scream like an infant, but it would never be able to harm Jasper in the slightest. His wings continued to flap, keeping him in the air above the turtle's shell, occasionally feeling a drop of water that rose up high enough to touch his fair skin. Meanwhile the song continued, vibrating throughout the air.
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Taming Tune: 12/17 (44/45)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:04 am
Thrash, thrash, thrash.
That's what the turtle did.
What will Jasper do?
More coming in 5 minutes!
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:09 am
llxxT H E S P I R ExxllxxM A S T E Rxxll J A S P E RXC I N T E R EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP A L A D I N xxC L A S SxxS T A T S : 6 (SPD) / 7 (STR)__________________________________________________________ xxllxxb l o o d l i n e ▶ i n c u b u sxxllxxs i n ▶ e n v yxxllxxe n e r g y ▶ 2 9 5 0 / 3 6 0 0xxllxx ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
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Dickity dickity dock!
Jasper went up the c***.
The d*** shot up, s**** came out!
Dickity, dickity dock!
Oh, yeah. The song continued to play.
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:10 am
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The turtle's eyes bulged at the vulgarity of the song, even though he isn't supposed to hear it since all sound has been sucked out of the area.
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Hiro the Herp rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:14 am
llxxT H E S P I R ExxllxxM A S T E Rxxll J A S P E RXC I N T E R EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP A L A D I N xxC L A S SxxS T A T S : 6 (SPD) / 7 (STR)__________________________________________________________ xxllxxb l o o d l i n e ▶ i n c u b u sxxllxxs i n ▶ e n v yxxllxxe n e r g y ▶ 2 9 5 0 / 3 6 0 0xxllxx ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
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Tired of the nursery rhymes, Jasper merely flew there. There was really nothing to do. The song was completed, technically, but he still had to continue playing it.
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Taming Tune: 14/17 (44/45)
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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:41 am
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At that last moment when Jasper was about to simply land on the turtle's back, it stopped it's thrashing. It must have meant that he successfully tamed the beast!Now he had a city sized turtle at his disposal. If he wanted to, he could call the turtle over any city he wanted. With the turtle's help, he could essentially rape cities. Though he wouldn't abuse it. He'd use it for self defense, not like he needed it. Envy protected him well enough so that he wouldn't need to use the Titan. But then again, he still had enemies.
Jasper flew down to be eye level with the creature that he could now call his own summon and simply flew there in front of him. The mirror in his hand vanished in a cloud of green gas, returning the sound to the area. "You're mine. Your name is Tito, got it? You will come when I summon you, or I'll just decide to cook turtle soup for the world to eat." Knowing that the turtle understood, Jasper flew off, eager to get some rest.
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:09 pm
Greed
The Devil's Advocate • Rank: Adept
• bloodline: Diobolus
• Class: Berserker
• currently equipped: Bottom right picture
• feeling:
 Feared
Exalted
Evil?  Greed would touch down in a spot that seemed as good as any, the bright red bolt of energy dissipating from underneath his feet as the combat boots touched the warm and wet sand of the shores. The taloned grip would release considerably and he let the nephilim's own soft leather boots find purchase on the ground as well. "This is the place, right?" He asked her curiously. Corded arms would shift off of her waist, a taloned hand finding purchase inside of her soft ivory grip. "It's not bad, i've never been to the beach before..." He said idly, looking behind the angel at the scenery for a moment. Waves undulated passively towards the shores, creeping up slowly and steadily before dissipating in a matter of seconds and repeating. After a moment the demon would speak again, this time on a completely unrelated topic, but something he had given some thought about nonetheless. "Hey Blondie, you wouldn't happen to know what a tamer is would ya?" He would ask in the same passively curious tone as before. Theme song • Strength: 12
• Speed: 7 (tail has a speed of 9)
• Energy: 1000 "If you don't give me what I want, this might be rather... messy." 
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