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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:06 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps The Siren did not want this drunk tree. It was a sad drunk tree. "Cheer up, and AUGH. AUUUUUGGGHHHHH." The thing hit him. He was in pain. "WHY ET ALWAYS MAI FACE?" HP:15 The tree continues to cry and ramble about how he wants to drive to Malibu with some hot babes. "Say .. " It sniffles. "Y-your a hot babe." HP: 4Damage 3Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12 "LETS!" The tree starts off but stumbles forward. HP: 4Drunkenly the Siren slurred. "WUT. BUT WHERE TOOOOOO?" HP:12 This question confuses the tree. It wobbles back and forth as it thinks. HP: 4No damage"Can we go to a parteh?" HP:12
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:08 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel stumbled. Right into the tree. "I knows! AH AM A PRETTY BURD! NOW LETS GO!" HP:12 "LETS!" The tree starts off but stumbles forward. HP: 4Drunkenly the Siren slurred. "WUT. BUT WHERE TOOOOOO?" HP:12 This question confuses the tree. It wobbles back and forth as it thinks. HP: 4No damage"Can we go to a parteh?" HP:12 The mention of a party excites the tree SOOO much that it explodes. Literally explodes. A present goes flying toward Israfel. HP: 0HP: LOOT
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:11 pm
Blue eyes bugged out as the tree exploded. "OH JACK."
Crawling back, he snatched up the present before looking at his comrades, covered in blood, tree sap, and pine needles. "IDIDN'TDOIT."
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:11 pm
Nuk snickered in Riley's direction, giving a few humoring nods at the tentacle-girl, clearly entertained by how she waved her gift at him. He didn't seem bothered by the admittance of the homicides, either because he a) didn't believe it or b) didn't care (it was hard to tell which.) He did, however, laugh at what she had to say. Or think. Same difference.
"Depends on if you eat the carcass after you're done. Dead squirrels also make awesome gifts," he replied, shooting a wink at Shehk.
Nuk gave the cold Pricolici a mildly apologetic squeeze, find her little frowns of disapproval not doing much more than make him grin broader at her. She was so cute when she was mad, which was good for him because she was nearly always mad at him. He found it cute that she played hard to get, because (at least in his mind... and probably in quite a few others as well) it was so obvious that she was into him. Me thinks the woman tries too hard to be difficult, or something like that. This thought was only reaffirmed as the Pricolici made her way back to his side, his arm automatically curling around her shoulders to allow her to sap his warmth, their attention turned back to Israfel and his battle.
Which, apparently, he'd get kisses for if the siren won. Doing a double-take back at Shehk, he cupped his free hand to his mouth, yelling in Israfel's direction.
"YOU'D BETTER WIN DODO."
Of course, he was pleased to see that in the next few seconds, the siren had done just that, landing himself with his own gift (which hopefully wasn't booze)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:18 pm
Riley cringed as she watched Israfel get jacked up by the tree. When he turned back to the group, all covered in gore, it was both charming and disheartening. Noooo, Riley cooed at him, holding one arm out for him to come to. You're all messy and hurt. Cider faerie will make it all better.
She had no actual way of making anything better, but she had somehow convinced herself that she actually was the cider faerie, and she did have some kind of special power to do so.
Riley had to agree that she'd much prefer a dead squirrel over this cheerful little box. But, on second thought.. Live squirrels are even better. They're so much juicier! She patted a finger to her chin as she thought this aloud, her earlier peanut craving forgotten. Mmmm, squirrel brains. So much better.
Cider faerie demands skullface achshuns now.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:24 pm
Snuggling into the Illithid, Israfel cooed back, wanting to cry very suddenly. "I hurt lots." His wings were also very sticky. "And he got me all sticky." Letting the cider fairy go Israfel started rolling in the snow, ridding himself of much of the pine needles and sap. Looking up, the Siren chirped in agrement. "YUS! Shehk said skullface akshuns! I won yus I did! SKULLFACE ON SKULLFACE NOW!"
Israfel looked at the couple. He was grinning something fierce.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:25 pm
Everyone was going crazy - maybe it was a side effect of the JOY? Ugh.
But there were more important things to worry about. Malodore took a few steps towards Israfel, lifting the bell. "Do you want me to patch you up a bit? I can only use this five times," it added, glancing at Riley. Israfel was definitely the worst off of anyone who'd been attacked by a tree, and who knew what else was up ahead... perhaps it was better to use the pumpkin pills up and save the bells for last-ditch desperation? There was no way to be sure...
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:34 pm
Riley let Israfel slip out of her arm, and returned it to hanging on to her dragon dude mount. Her eyes fell on Malodore, brightening visibly. Maaalodore. She drawled. She was getting worse, not better. That's so nice of you. You're so nice. And interesting. And unique. You're the best. The best.
She rested her head on Jericho's back, and hummed to herself while staring at Malodore with unabashed awe.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:36 pm
After his spectacular defeat of the drunken tree the night before, West had wandered off in a minor recoil-induced daze, somehow managing to spend the night in his tent despite not being able to remember pitching it. He had left his pine puke boots outside, so when he emerged again this morning (afternoon?) it not only took him a few minutes to figure out where the hell he was, but now his feet were cold on top of it.
By the time he had gotten everything sorted out and packed, it seemed several more trees had fallen to the might of Ickis. Or the sheer determined stupidity of Ickis. Whatever. It appeared this most recent one had exploded. Cool. West wiggled his toes. He wished his tree had had the decency to explode rather than barf. If he was going to be stuck with damp, tangy-smelling clothing, there should have at least been an explosion involved.
Running fingers through hair that was even more mussed than usual, the wrath demon shuffled over to his comrades, oblivious to the fact that another of their party was now drunk and that there might be skullface ackshuns at any moment.
"Hey we'goin' soon?" he asked no one in particular, ending his question with a yawn.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:38 pm
Malodore blinked behind its lenses, clearly not expecting this. "Ah... molto grazie...?" it said, completely nonplussed and unsure what to do next. If Riley had been a normal being it would have been easier to ignore... but her mental speech came laden with emotions.
Lots of them.
"You're, ah, interesting as well?" it offered, after a moment's hesitation.
It latched onto West's presence like a safety line in a storm. "Yes! Moving. We should move. Continue onward. Yes. Clearly."
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:51 pm
Livi decided that it'd be best to stick with these people... insane as they were. Rubbing the back of his head a bit, he wandered over, though he was glaring at the tree as he left... it was being horridly still. The others had run off or.. threw up or... imploded or something. "It'd be best to not stick around too long. It seems the more we linger, the more of those psychotic things appear..."
Turning his head, he looked around a bit. There had to be some kind of path, right? "How big is this place anyway..."
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:54 pm
Israfel looked at the Plague Doctor with his best pitiful look he could muster. Which, given he was bloody, still had pine sap and needle on him, it wasn't very hard. "Yus plz." He stood up and kind fel backwards on the snow. "Why don't teh tree share cidah? And and...why does my face mai hurt again?"
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Sosiqui rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:01 pm
Malodore nodded and hefted the bell, bringing it up in both hands. "I'm not sure how this works," it cautioned, before squaring its shoulders and sweeping the bell downwards in one long arc.
CLANG! said the bell.
"... did that help?" the plague doctor asked after a long pause.
Malodore heals Israfel for 4 HP! One use of Malodore's bell is gone~
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:15 pm
It felt nice...but not too nice. A gently coo ruffled out from Israfel as he puffed out his wings. The sensation was warm and fuzzy but not in that gross JOY like way. It was the warm and fuzzy you got at midnight when the deathbell tolled. "Mmm Yusums. Doctah yur very skilledz." Standing on shaking legs, Israfel gave Malodore a hug. "I luff you doctah." But then Israfel blushed and let go. "BUTNOTLIKEDAT."
HP:16
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:23 pm
"Prego - ah, I mean, you're welcome," Malodore said in response to Israfel's hug, awkwardly patting at the siren's back. At least the bell-thing at worked, and Israfel looked less battered? Though no less intoxicated, unfortunately.
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