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 Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 4:00 pm
RaeCG Our band director has tons of funny sayings, but here's one from yesterday: "I like to use the KISS method. Keep It Simple, Stupid." ^_^ here's another: "Band people are smart. People who aren't in band aren't as smart as us. Give a person your instrument and tell them to march on the filed, 'Well, i can't do that!' Then take a rest, dummy!" ^_^ he's hilarious sometimes! xp My aerospace teacher is in love with the KISS method
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 5:25 pm
Anything Mr.Reames does is always funny, no matter what, just because we always find a way to make fun of him for it.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:37 am
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:03 am
The Jazz Band did a little concert for one of hte middle schools. Our band director was going through all the "normal" jazz instruments. Then she got to the "not-so-normal" ones, like our mellophone. Then she looked at me, made an odd face, and was like "and this is our flute, we don't know where she came from."
She always says stuff like that about me ^_^
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:09 am
my guitar teacher was teaching me a song which consisted of a alot of power cords. I couldent find them for i was verry tired. So he looks at me and askes "dude are you on acid or something? If you are get me some of the stuff your using." It was wicked funny the way he said it.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:31 am
"Sex is like a cake. Marriage is the frosting. Who wants cake with no frosting? I know I love frosting. I could subsist on frosting alone."
"Gal? Maybe you should stop talking now..."
-nervous chuckle- "Yeah... don't do drugs, guys."
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:36 am
Well, this isn't really band band, but in colorguard practice, the band director's wife (who also doubles as are semi-coach...long story short, our real coach quit and the captains pretty much lead the whole thing)
She says:
"Girls! Stop jerking off!"
and we all look at her kinda strangely.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:38 am
my band director has classic quotes:
may your children be born unclothed
you are sounding like a freshman driver at a flashing red light
(the greatest band directors are bald fat men)
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:09 pm
He said this to the trumpets:
'YOu know, like when you squeeze your buttcheeks together!'
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:30 pm
*evil laugh* You guess are so funny thinking this class is a democracy(sp?)
This is the 8th grade concert band featuring *which ever section plays to loud*
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:52 pm
In regards to the third movement of Holst's "Suite no.1 in Eb"
"Saxophones, I need you to sound like the horns."
after next run-through
"Darnit saxophones, you just aren't HORNY ENOUGH!"
At that moment, a non-band student aid from the office walks in...
"Ummm...That wasn't what it sounded like."
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:42 pm
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle"
that's mr holder's version of "DUH!"
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 6:50 pm
how about your bd swearing when an eighth-grader faints from the heat? that's what mine did today during the service
i wasnt there but thats pretty funny...ive never heard her swear...
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:46 pm
"Kelsey (that's me), have I ever shown you D on the trumpet?"
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:27 pm
"Tubas!! Get off of each other and put your clothes on!"
The scary part is that they are both guys, but it's an inside joke.
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