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Sorry 'naro, Lilly beat you on the sneaky scale...nice one.

You know Lillian that flaming rhinos would have been better to shoot at him.

But then that would save him. And if the flaming rhinos were to fart as the pass him then everything would go BOOM!!!

Moon: 1
'Naro: 0

Kidding...*Gives cookie*

-copies cookie using a glitch from the game "the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" and eats 78 cookies, giving Moon 79-

Alright if there was any moment in my roleplaying experience that I would remember, it would definitely be this one.
So, there was this one time in a... (damn I hate this word) "noob" RP. I don't really remember exactly how it happened but we were a bunch of vampires hanging out in new york when all of a sudden there's like this gargantuan demon that was the like "the first vampire"

(It was funny because it wasn't Dracula. In fact it was Judas. )

So anyway, two of the other guys there turn into their erm... super special awesome forms.

(Though I did like the little twist here, there were three brothers, me and the other two. Judas was our master and we were all what seemed to be "hybrid vampires" Or maybe we had a different origin or something One was an angelic vampire, the other was a demonic vampire, and me, I was the human... vampire. xp )

Those two go off and start fighting the demon guy... while I stay back and... 3nodding picked up the Empire state building. With one hand. No one seemed to mind. So they punch they kick, I fly as I sing the national anthem and throw the thing at Judas. (Later) We finally fight the guy into the depths of hell and we make some sort of barrier to block of the (yes we actually said this) horny little demons flying around. So the whole gang is there ( I think it was three guys, 2 girls? Don't remember.) We're fighting and finally the guy blows up and the we have this big escape.


So we make a few portals but a lady stays behind for some strange reason. It went something like "I have to sacrifice myself for my love" I think. I... didn't know where the hell she came up with that so I tossed her in the portal. Now here comes the awkward part. (heh) The girl I just saved from rapists from hell starts crying because she didn't get to make her unnecessary sacrifice. I still didn't get it. I told her that the millions of demons would have... you know. And then, she responded (drum roll please) :

"That was a sacrifice I was willing to make for my dearest"





(Which leaves me with this question: would you willingly sacrifice yourself to a million lustful demons for your "dearest"?)

P.S. Feel free to make fun of the moment but not the person please. It's a friend.

I randomly just remembered the noob assault on one of my threads. Ok his character was a neko or something, and there were some powers in his profile. I thought, okay, that's reasonable. Well his posts were one-liners with no punctuation, his character randomly pulled super powers out of nowhere, and he was constantly injured to "the point of death." The setting of the RP was in somewhere around the middle-ages but he randomly put his character in the middle of a freeway and got him hit by a car. Once he was on his death bed and suddenly transformed into Sora, and miracuously he was healed. It ended up in a fight between him and some of my members and he left.