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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:05 pm
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Graverobber-Telling people zydrate is extracted from the dead is cooler than just saying I broke open a bunch of glowsticks and mixed in some sleeping pills.
--------------- Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
GIVE ME GOLD DAMMIT!
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:12 pm
Win. Anne Von Teese is made of it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:19 am
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Luigi-Can I get a grande coffee with soy milk and a shot of vanilla, oh yeah, and make it decaf. I don't need to be all jittery and crazy today.
--------------- Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
GIVE ME GOLD DAMMIT!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:48 pm
Shovels are made of magical whims. I mean, wins. >> Anne Von Teese. Those two sentences from Luigi and GraveRobber were made of epic proportions. xD
Nathan: Now... You must embrace the killing! -Chaotic laughter.- It's the new form of coping with depression slash suicidal tendencies slash... necrophelia!
Shilo:... My walls thump at night. And... I hear noises that sound like.. -She slaps her thigh- Fap...Fap....Fap....
Repo Man: I'm the epitome of badass.
Pavi: It's-a time you-a all know-a.... The Pavi is a-uh woman!
Luigi: OHMYGOD.
Pavi: I-a lied. The Pavi is-a.... hermaphodite!
Luigi: IKNEWIT. I MEAN... WHAT THE ********: I-a lied! The Pavi is a-uh killer stud! -Strikes a pose.-
Luigi: You ******** loser... I was gonna call Dr. Phil. -Stomps off.-
::NOW.... ON MAURY...::
Maury: Now! Today's episode is titled, "Is it a man or a woman!?" Where contestants try to figure out if the guests are a man... or a woman!
Pavi: -Walks on the stage in his 'normal' clothing.-
Audience: HOMGZ. WOMAN.
Pavi: ;3; I-a hate you-a, Luigi!
GraveRobber: I think I'll go into Starbucks and order a nice, hot cup of...GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES now.
Rotti: -Watches the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish commerical... Drools.- HENCHGIRLS.
Henchgirls: Yes, sir? 0o;;
Rotti: YOU WILL GO... AND GET ME THE FILET-O-FISH. MAKE THAT TWO. NO FIVE.
Henchgirls: Yes, Sir. ...Fatass.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:03 pm
Amber: "Please"
Repo Man: "Sorry"
Luigi: "Sorry, I didn't want decaf. Could you please take it back and get a caffeinated coffee for me?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:11 pm
Magical Shovel Pavi: It's-a time you-a all know-a.... The Pavi is a-uh woman! Luigi: OHMYGOD. Pavi: I-a lied. The Pavi is-a.... hermaphodite! Luigi: IKNEWIT. I MEAN... WHAT THE ********: I-a lied! The Pavi is a-uh killer stud! -Strikes a pose.- Luigi: You ******** loser... I was gonna call Dr. Phil. -Stomps off.- ::NOW.... ON MAURY...:: Maury: Now! Today's episode is titled, "Is it a man or a woman!?" Where contestants try to figure out if the guests are a man... or a woman! Pavi: -Walks on the stage in his 'normal' clothing.- Audience: HOMGZ. WOMAN. Pavi: ;3; I-a hate you-a, Luigi! OHMIGOD. Largo day-time talkshow drama!! = WIN. <3 ::COMING UP NEXT...ON MAURY...:: Maury: Now boys, you didn't know this, but your father is here in the studio. Pavi & Luigi: ...s**t. Maury: And he had a couple things to say about you. -flash to screen- Rotti: I've been dying for years to say this! Luigi, your mom was a filthy whore! How can I even be sure you're MY kid?! And Pavi, you sick freak, I always had a feeling you had a gender-change operation behind my back, and now I'm here for the TRUTH! Maury: Well, boys, the DNA results and lie-detector results are in. Ladies and Gentlemen, Rotti Largo!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:27 pm
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I try and be funny. I knew I should post in here more often.
Graverobber-If I get a big enough vial of Zydrate I can be Obi-Wan-Kenobi for Halloween.
*right after disembowling someone*Nathan-This might be why I don't have any friends.
Blind Mag-I'm being arrested for illegally recording shows from the Fox network. Apparently my corneas have been on their watch list for ages now.
--------------- Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
Questing Kanoko's Dark Reflection-[80k/800k]
I suck at questing -_-
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:31 pm
Anne Von Teese ---------------
I try and be funny. I knew I should post in here more often.
Graverobber-If I get a big enough vial of Zydrate I can be Obi-Wan-Kenobi for Halloween.
*right after disembowling someone*Nathan-This might be why I don't have any friends.
Blind Mag-I'm being arrested for illegally recording shows from the Fox network. Apparently my corneas have been on their watch list for ages now.
--------------- Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
A little glass vial?
Questing Kanoko's Dark Reflection-[80k/800k]
I suck at questing -_- The ones about Mag and Nathan made me gigglesnort. XDD
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:01 pm
AnneVonTeese, you're made of win. xD
Yuna... WHOA. xDD That's hilarious. Poor Luigi. I love talkshows. <3
Luigi: DON'T TALK 'BOUT MY ******** MAMA LIKE THAT.
Audience: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
//Notice how I'm too lazy to quote things since it's two in the morning. ninja //
HOW DISNEY SUED THE CHARACTERS OF REPO!
Shilo: I was sued, because I was a heroine with a lack of a motherly figure just like every other disney character that exists today. Walt (Disney) had abandonment issues.
[Lack of a mother. Enough said. So said Disney.]
Rotti: I was sued, because I'm the villain. Oh ho ho! I make the heroine perform a life-changing decision! That may kill her...! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA.
[He was a villain too similiar to all of their other ones.]
Amber:...Lol....wut? HOMG. IT'S SNOOPY! -Points to a deer- I MEAN- BAMBI!
[Disney sued Amber, because she mentioned Bambi.]
Luigi: WHAT THE ******** ******** ******** FRACKING FRIGGIN ******** DUCK?
[In other words, Disney was too scared to sue Luigi.]
Pavi: The Pavi woos them all!
[A womanizer just like that guy from Beauty & the Beast that Belle was like 'Ewno'. His name began with a 'G' or something... Disney forgot why they sued Pavi.]
Nathan: SHILLOOOOO. -Sob.- YOU REMIND ME TOO MUCH OF YOUR MOTHER... -Sob.- IM SENDING YOU OFF ON YOUR OWN TO THE GENECO CASTLE. I mean, tower! You must go slay the evil fatty!
[Disney sued Nathan, because they were trying to wonder if he was taking Shilo's meds. That and he's just like Belle's father, sending the defenseless woman to fend for herself....]
Mag: .... CHROMAGGIA. IN CROCI DE VOLO UN CELLO....
[Disney sued her because she sang. Too much. Just like all their other characters. And. When you weren't looking, she sang to woodland critters. 'Cept they were mutated.... and stuff.]
Marni: ... I'm dead.
[Disney sued her because she's dead. They're just greedy.]
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:17 pm
Pavi: (without the accent) Luigi get your a** out of bed and let's play some ******** FOOTBAAAAALL!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:01 pm
Your Butt Is Showing Pavi: (without the accent) Luigi get your a** out of bed and let's play some ******** FOOTBAAAAALL! This is the point when Luigi wonders what someone put in his food. XD Macho-Pavi...yikes. o-o
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:07 pm
Luigi- you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, i just want u to know dear how much i love you please don't take my pavi away
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:45 pm
Amber Sweet - "IDK, my BFF Mag?" Because you know that friendship would never happen.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:02 pm
XoX_Kaiz Fallen Angel_XoX Luigi- you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, i just want u to know dear how much i love you please don't take my pavi away You actually did it! Yayness! Pavi: Look-a, Fratello, you-a have to-a understand that The-a Pavi is-a meant to be-a shared by-a everyone! *Pavi Fangirls look at each other with evil grins and start to glomp Pavi to death* Pavi:OH NO! Not-a again!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:12 pm
The Ravenclaw Beauty Amber Sweet - "IDK, my BFF Mag?" Because you know that friendship would never happen. xD Oh yes. Only if she was jacked up on Z, drugs, booze, and a bunch of other stuff. - ~ - ~ - ~ - Luigi: You're my b***h, b***h. -Slaps Pavi.- Pavi: o-0 Marni: I'M ALIIIIIVVEEE -Walks into road... Gets hit by limo.- Nathan: MARNIIIIIII. -Sob.-
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