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(3:25:08 PM) grahzny slovo: So I just went through an epic grimdark zombie war.
(3:25:15 PM) grahzny slovo: And then I woke up about 10 min ago.
(3:25:24 PM) NightmareDream14: ;_;
(3:25:37 PM) NightmareDream14: Something very saddening happened with my dreaming recently
(3:25:49 PM) grahzny slovo: Did it break up with you?
(3:25:54 PM) NightmareDream14: Sort of.
(3:26:10 PM) NightmareDream14: I dreamed I was back at UCSB, going... somewhere. Probably a class or something.
(3:26:18 PM) NightmareDream14: But I realized that I didn't have my backpack
(3:26:22 PM) NightmareDream14: Which meant it had to be a dream
(3:26:37 PM) NightmareDream14: And I got as far as "Awesome, time to give myself fligh-" in my thought process
(3:26:39 PM) NightmareDream14: Before I woke up
(3:26:44 PM) grahzny slovo: XD
(3:26:49 PM) NightmareDream14: I was pissed.
(3:26:52 PM) NightmareDream14: So pissed.
(3:26:58 PM) grahzny slovo: Yeah, sudden lucidity can jar you awake like that.
(3:27:32 PM) grahzny slovo: They specifically say that when you realize it, you have to try and not go geektastic about it, otherwise it's like your brain catches on and ejects you like a bouncer from a club.
(3:27:37 PM) grahzny slovo: A really, really cool club.
(3:27:39 PM) grahzny slovo: Where you can fly.
(3:27:45 PM) NightmareDream14: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(3:28:02 PM) grahzny slovo: Yeeeeep.

(10:20:30 PM) TheRealSirBayer: You should actually do it
(10:20:33 PM) TheRealSirBayer: It's really
(10:20:34 PM) TheRealSirBayer: Hard
(10:20:36 PM) TheRealSirBayer: But really satisfying
(10:20:41 PM) NightmareDream14: THAT'S
(10:20:42 PM) NightmareDream14: WHAT
(10:20:44 PM) NightmareDream14: SHE SAAAAID
(10:20:49 PM) TheRealSirBayer: >:I

-Bayer and I discuss NaNoWriMo

Pandarsenic = Venom3001
SirVayger = SirBayer

06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: These mercs
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: They don't have enough throats
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: They need more
06:16 p.m. - SirVayger: To stab?
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: More throats
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: I will help them
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: With bullets
06:16 p.m. - SirVayger: Go kill friendlies biggrin
06:16 p.m. - SirVayger: They have more throats
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: IMPROMPTU MAGNETICALLY-PROPELLED TRACHEOTOMOY
06:16 p.m. - [!?] Pandarsenic щ TдT щ: Tracheotomy*

1:19:06 AM nightmaredream14: Huh. Apparently the sheer number of capillaries and such in the lungs
1:19:21 AM nightmaredream14: means that something inhaled is absorbed faster than something injected
1:19:29 AM therealsirbayer: Fun fact: So few people know how gatling guns, and that makes me sad
1:19:29 AM nightmaredream14: But slower than something taken nasally
1:19:35 AM therealsirbayer: Also that is interesting
1:19:37 AM nightmaredream14: I KNOW HOW GATLING GUNS
1:19:40 AM therealsirbayer: GOSH DANG IT
1:19:41 AM nightmaredream14: STEP ONE GATLING
1:19:42 AM therealsirbayer: I TIS BED TIME
1:19:43 AM nightmaredream14: STEP TWO GUNS
1:19:45 AM nightmaredream14: YEAAAAH

10:06:39 AM therealsirbayer: there are no good museums here in the West ;_;
10:06:56 AM siberdrac: don't you have the Creationist museum somewhere out there?
10:07:01 AM therealsirbayer: I dunno

...

10:07:47 AM therealsirbayer: who runs it?
10:07:53 AM siberdrac: Discovery Institute
10:07:53 AM therealsirbayer: I've never heard of it
10:08:49 AM siberdrac: Oh dang, it's in Kentucky
10:09:06 AM siberdrac: I've heard that one of the exhibits features Eve petting a velociraptor
10:09:12 AM siberdrac: and they're not kidding
10:09:54 AM siberdrac: Enjoy the wonders of God’s Creation as you uncover what natural selection can and cannot do. In this special exhibit, examine an aquarium that resembles a real cave. This cave aquarium features live blind cavefish, showing how natural selection allows organisms to possess characteristics most favorable for a given environment—but it is not an example of evolution in the molecules-to-man sense. You’ll also uncover the truth about antibiotic resistant bacteria.
10:10:32 AM therealsirbayer: Huh.
10:10:36 AM therealsirbayer: That's… yeah, that's stupid.
10:10:36 AM siberdrac: I guess there's no way to disprove them, but the fact that they are blatantly and insultingly swaying people is irritating to me, not just as a scientist, but as a rational human being.

...

10:13:04 AM siberdrac: I really, really, really want to visit this place
10:13:09 AM siberdrac: partially as a cultural study
10:13:12 AM therealsirbayer: Then scream about how stupid it is until they kick you out?
10:13:21 AM siberdrac: partially as a personal - hey, I was getting to that
10:13:27 AM therealsirbayer: XD
10:13:32 AM siberdrac: as a personal quest to see if I can keep my mouth shut XD
10:13:35 AM therealsirbayer: Throw exhibitions, get arrested?
10:13:45 AM therealsirbayer: CABAL ROAD TRIP TO THE CREATIONIST MUSEUM
10:13:50 AM siberdrac: PLEASE
10:14:03 AM therealsirbayer: So everyone can vent frustration by saying "BAYER, THIS IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN," "NO IT'S NOT," "SHUT UP YES IT IS"
10:14:06 AM therealsirbayer: biggrin

...

10:14:25 AM siberdrac: buuuuut it'd still be fun
10:14:26 AM siberdrac: and yes
10:14:27 AM siberdrac: Bayer
10:14:31 AM therealsirbayer: indeed
10:14:32 AM siberdrac: DI is your fault
10:14:35 AM therealsirbayer: It is
10:14:37 AM therealsirbayer: It is all my fault
10:14:38 AM siberdrac: solely your fault
10:14:45 AM therealsirbayer: Everything bad in this world is my faut
10:14:47 AM therealsirbayer: fault*
10:14:49 AM therealsirbayer: I invented racism
10:14:49 AM siberdrac: nonono
10:14:53 AM therealsirbayer: I invented national socialism
10:14:56 AM siberdrac: just the bad things caused by creationism
10:14:58 AM therealsirbayer: ah
10:14:59 AM therealsirbayer: well
10:15:06 AM therealsirbayer: was national socialism caused by creationism?
10:15:09 AM siberdrac: probably
10:15:12 AM therealsirbayer: probably.

... (Discussion of the average color of the earth)

10:21:48 AM therealsirbayer: there should be vegetation on the moon
10:21:50 AM therealsirbayer: we should terraform it
10:21:53 AM therealsirbayer: and live on the moon
10:21:58 AM siberdrac: dude I would do that
10:22:00 AM therealsirbayer: and attach it with a space elevator
10:22:06 AM siberdrac: except it needs a sphere around it
10:22:07 AM therealsirbayer: and then it can have a roaring tourism industry
10:22:09 AM therealsirbayer: and it can be a nation
10:22:09 AM siberdrac: to hold in an atmosphere
10:22:12 AM therealsirbayer: true
10:22:18 AM therealsirbayer: Orrrrrrr
10:22:27 AM siberdrac: wanna know why the moon doesn't have atmosphere?
10:22:30 AM siberdrac: not gravity's fault
10:22:31 AM therealsirbayer: because it's too small
10:22:32 AM therealsirbayer: oh
10:22:33 AM therealsirbayer: uh
10:22:34 AM siberdrac: because God made it that way
10:22:38 AM siberdrac: making it your fault
10:22:38 AM therealsirbayer: because - OOOOOOOOOH ZING
10:22:41 AM siberdrac: Bayer
10:22:49 AM siberdrac: you're the reason the moon isn't a hot honeymoon spot
10:22:49 AM therealsirbayer: MOON TRAVEL IS MY FAULT ;_;
10:22:57 AM siberdrac: biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

((talking about a lady member of the story blog I "run" that is limping along; Bayer, I apologize in advance))

10:11 SiberDrac
[she] only ever put up a single poem, and she's married, I think, and Mormon, so probably not allowed to use computers anymore

10:11 JokermanEXE
XD
That's the Amish

10:11 SiberDrac
the Amish also put leashes and collars on their females? weird

10:12 JokermanEXE
WAIT WHAT

10:12 SiberDrac
*blinks* you didn't know?
ask Bayer next time he's on
that's the whole thing with magnets, dude

10:12 JokermanEXE
No but that's awesome

10:13 SiberDrac
they use electromagnets to keep them attached; you can pop off the leash when you want kids

10:14 JokermanEXE
WANT

10:15 SiberDrac
but anyway, yeah; the electromagnets would screw up laptops, so the little lady-pets aren't allowed near them

10:16 JokermanEXE
Well
That is a shame
I didn't realize we were more women than men, there
Fitting, now that I think about it
Since the Muses were women

10:16 SiberDrac
very true

10:16 JokermanEXE
Dude
Man
SO HUNGRY
Damn

10:17 SiberDrac
GET SOME MUNCHIES
while I post this conversation to the IM thread

10:17 JokermanEXE
No can doooooooooo
I'm on the train wait what

10:17 SiberDrac
because whether or not I fooled you
it will look like I did

10:17 JokermanEXE
...you devilish b*****d

Because this always ALWAYS happens:

Sesshie143 (5:15:44 PM): *poke*
TheRealSirBayer (5:16:13 PM): diner time
TheRealSirBayer (5:16:16 PM): how is your timing
TheRealSirBayer (5:16:18 PM): i don't even understand
Sesshie143 (5:16:28 PM): It's a gift.

(8:46:04 PM) lily564a: watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUu58ZAp6Z0&feature=player_embedded
(8:46:53 PM) NightmareDream14: What the hell am I watching?
(8:46:57 PM) NightmareDream14: I don't understand.
(8:47:11 PM) lily564a: don't worry, you won't
(8:47:33 PM) NightmareDream14: whydolphins.jpg
(8:47:54 PM) lily564a: because he pushed the button
(8:48:07 PM) NightmareDream14: Oh. Obviously.
(8:48:19 PM) NightmareDream14: I should've noticed that the first time around. Silly me.