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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:15 pm
Pixie tried to tune out Deadpool's thoughts and help Kenji. But they were extremely distracting and she couldn't focus enough energy to create a sheild around Kenji. "You've got to handle yourself." She said holding her head. Images of guns, woman, money and threesomes between Oprah, Harry Potter and Bill Gates flashed through her mind.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:23 pm
Deadpool blocked the spear and dodged the grab... with difficulty. This guy was fast. "Wow! He actually put out a hit on me? ... I hate that. Well, now there are three people on my 'kill if I have time' list." He shrugged lazily, and then called to Spider-man, "Oh, speaking of which, let me know if you want to have a 'beat the crap out of Osborn' party. I'll even do it pro-bono, since you never have any money... and since and he's a world class p***k."
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:27 pm
"Now I'm starting to want to kill you." Kenji said as he moved his foot forward and went to push Deadpool forward, if this worked he was going to try and stab that pesky teleporter once again.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:39 pm
Unfortunately, Deadpool was already behind Superman again. "Feeling's mutual," he said happily, as though Kenji had just declared them best buddies for life, "Actually, as soon as you aren't working for Arcade anymore, I'll have a nice bloody fight with you. It will be awesome. 300 status... Okay, no, but cool. I can't fight you now, because you might win, and then Arcade would win, and that just doesn't happen."
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:44 pm
"But he cured me from the Joker Toxin and I need to get paid." Kenji said, starting to get pissed off with this guy. "Your immortal I take it, from that bullet you just took." he said "What are you afraid of?" he then asked. He began to spin his spear around with his fingers, almost like a fan with a setting of deadly.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:48 pm
Deadpool crossed his arms. "That doesn't mean I'm going to let you chop of my head! It still hurts, genius!" What was with this guy, anyway? Though... the girl was pretty cute. Kind of crazy looking, too, which was always nice; shocking your date into a full blown panic attack when you sliced up a napkin dispenser for looking at you funny was hilarious, but your chances of getting laid were significantly diminished... What had he been doing? Oh, right. Hiding behind the boy-scout.
((Should probably let the others catch up. Superman definitely needs a chance to step in.))
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:38 am
Superman reeled Its official, Bruce is going to kill me. He thought. "Okay, this has gone on far enough, all three of you are going to put your hands behind your head and get on the ground NOW." He said, unconscious of the tone of godlike authority that suddenly reverberated through his voice.
"Yeah, what he said." Spider-man added. He sorely considered taking deadpool up on the 'beat the crap out of Osborn' idea though...
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:54 am
Deadpool blinked. "But I wasn't even doing anything! He started it; you saw him! Plus," he added a tad petulantly, "I don't take orders unless the person giving them has given me large sums of cash. Have you given me any money? No, you have not. Therefore, I'm not listening to a word you say." To prove his point, he inserted his fingers into his ears. "If you want to give me another concussion, I certainly can't stop you, but once again, it's not like this is continuity. I could let this idiot take my head for all the difference it's going to make in the long run. I'm not going to," he added pointedly to Kenji, "But I could.... I really should go save Chris, actually..." he muttered, almost to himself. "Meh. She can wait. Mini Spidey probably followed her, anyway. HEY!" he added to full-sized Spider-man, "Have you seen him? I think I already asked that... Anyway, I think he didn't expect me to talk, which only made the whole thing more hilarious." He chuckled. "He was just kind of sitting there on the top of a light post looking at me like I was from--"
"Having a party?" asked a low, utterly unamused voice from the computer screen. Batman's image was staring at Superman, his arms crossed. He did not look pleased.
"... Mars." Deadpool took his fingers out of his ears. "Wow. That's Batman. I just might go into a geek-out induced coma."
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:27 am
Superman gritted his teeth in frustration. But his annoyance quickly gave way to flusteredness. "Oh, uh- no. You see...I've been trying to get them all to leave... Well, except for Spider-man and Wonder Woman and....UGH!" Superman put his face in his palm. Then, as he suddenly recalled some previous incounters with another annoying, self absorbed being, he decided to give something a try. "Wow, Deadpool right? You seem to have some really cool powers, Even I can't teleport or heal myself like that, how do you do it?"
Spider-man could not believe Superman was actually encouraging Deadpool. "PLEASE do not get him started, we'll be here FOREVER if you get him bragging. And his stupid healing factor will keep him from aging while we get all old and- Hey! Bad guys! It just occured to me that you are seriously out numbered, and RIDICULOUSLY out-gunned. Are you really in the mood to take on four pop-culture Icons and Deadpool all at once? On our turf? I suggest you go home and have a nice sit-down and think about how seriously dumb you're acting. Seriously, you guys are extra-strength stupid. Like "losing a trivia contest to a mushroom" moronic. Just think about it. But not too hard! We don't want you to hurt yourselves..."
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:09 am
"It seems to me he's annoying you, I'm not a bad guy anyway; I just work for the highest bidder." Kenji said as he glared at Spider-man for a second. "Besides, unlike Pixie here, I'm immortal, I'll just come back." he said calmly.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:22 am
"Oh, right, I guess I forgot that age-old adage: 'thou shalt not kill, unless thou art paid lots of moneys, for then, killing is OK.' Seriously? That's your justifacation? So, if Hitler had been, like, paid for the holocaust, that would have made it cool?" Spider-man hated these self-righteous mercenary types. He considered them glorified hit men. After all, he'd lost his uncle to a man who was 'only in it for the money.'
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:56 am
//babysitting other characters again//
Gold Star groaned a bit as she began to wake up. Painfully she sat herself up and held her head. Felt like she'd been hit in the head with a sledge hammer. She pulled the bottom of her mask off and pulled hood back and looked around. Great, now where was she? She grumbled something to herself and let her curly black hair down from her ponytails to try and relieve some of her headache. She paused a moment and glanced at the doorway. There were others out there...but she couldn't hear anything mentally. The heck? "Um, Hello?" she called out. Wait, was this the place that girl had talked about? Great, that mean she was stuck here? How was she supposed to be with her uncle or meet with any of her other realatives now?
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:31 pm
"Seriously," Deadpool said, raising his eyebrows, "That's my line of work, too, and even I don't pretend like I'm anything but a seriously messed up human being." He paused. "Uh... Of course, I'm kind of a special case." He started chuckling to himself. "Although... You know what? Go ahead! Try to talk Superman and Spider-man into letting you kill me. Who knows? Maybe their personalities will mysteriously become the opposite of what they've been through their entire comic book his-- I mean... lives. Entire lives."
Batman was still glaring, though it appeared to have softened just a tiny bit. At least he didn't have to look for Deadpool, now. "Give the other mercenary and the girl a shot of the drug in the blue container on my desk, and then get them out of there." The stuff contained a mix of a mild sedative and a drug that would make the past few days a blur. "And DON'T let Deadpool go. I'm going to stay up here until we can locate J'onn."
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:10 pm
"Comic books, I've never read those pieces of trash" Kenji said as his spear retracted and he put his daggers away "Fine then, let's just have a hand to hand fight, just to see if I could take you." he said with a small smirk. "I wasn't born to kill, I was made to kill, experimented on." he said as he eyed Spider-man one more time. He began to think to himself. "If I kill this younger Spider-man will he die too?" He knew at least a little bit about Deadpool thanks to Arcade's video, no mutant had all of those abilities without being experimented on too.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:12 pm
Pixie smirked and looked at the group. Only two of the heros didn't have masks on. She could mind control someone and get her and Kenji out of there but... where was the fun in that? She looked at them all, acting appauld. "I'm stunned. I've done nothing wrong and was forcefully dragged over here by him-" She pointed a finger in Kenji's direction, "While I was on my way to visit a friend!" She sighed Kenji was tough and he could handle himself, "Where is the justice in this world?!? The dignity?!" She sat down in a nearby chair. She could focus enough energy around herself to create a small force field to prevent her from getting hit by any attacks. Thankfully Kenji hadn't really said too much about her and she'd never battled Batman face to face. Just brat-girl and the boy blunder in small time crimes like grand theft or jewel theft. No one had caughten onto her bigger crimes, she simply doctored up their memories and no one was the wiser. She smiled sweetly, "Batman don't give me that whole brooding emo guy hero routine. 'Oh you're nothing but the scum of society, you can rot in Arkh-jail like the rest of 'em!' My records clean as a small time thefts can be and I served my time. So I'm leaving." She got up to leave slowly, readying herself for any sort of attack that came her way.
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