OCD and Judaism

[Lumanny the Space Jew]

BEHATZ:

Behatzlacha-S

Lumanny

I just have a lot of problems with objects and food and females and people and ..........
A lot of stuff.

Anyways, I apoligize to Silent who can stay (It's a free Gaia! Get it?) and resent Behatz thinking he is more speical than I am. I am competitive and will fight for the dubious title of 'Most messed up in the head.'

@Silent: I think he was playing on the fact that Gaia means World in Greek. Or not. Whatever.
@Lumanny: Never! I am most insane! *Sticks pencils in both nostrils and puts underwear on head to prove it*
"I am the Queen of France!"
*Begins to take off clothing while running round screaming that I'm on fire*

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Behatzlacha-S

On the contrary, I am aware that I am basically insane and accept it. It's better than denial!

*Does fu-man-chu style backflip onto mantlepiece and begins to do can-can, kicking off all ornaments.* "Do not mess with the master of heavily-stained socks!" *pulls pencils out of nose, uses them to fling underwear at a threatening lamp. Reaches down throat and rips out tonsils. Attaches them to ceiling and uses it as a punchbag. Pulls out a condom and pulls over head and body. Climbs inside chimney and wriggles upwards.*
"You'll never take me alive, Nixon!"

I count that as a 2. so that's 3-5. I'll add more once people get over that last post.

Behatzlacha-S

* Poos in your root beer*

10-9.

LUMANNY:

Lumanny

*Puts on afro, kisses computer screen, then jumps back and lands in jumpsuit covered in spaghetti while screaming "En Harburut Kezd Raghtad!" Which is declaring war on David Bowie and Steve Jobs (and their evil Soviet- monkey alliance bent on putting fudge in libraries that are ywllow or pink) in Hungarian. Then what? Goes to movies and screams at flourescent lights for being cheese*

Lumanny

And to keep in the lead:

*Draws mustache on the back of a POKeMON card and runs to try and barter it for a mango to throw in the general direction of where he thinks a chicken named Oysterbreath might possibly live in the country of UNzbekistan. The salesman won't trade. " Idiot Fishytoothbrush man! You and the whole nation of crickets are a buch of Croquet mallets in Discotown underwater!" Goes on rampage wearing a bunch of sparklers taped together and burns down a video store for selling pie on Wednesdays. Then what? Goes to Hawaii to try to dig underground to Flequesanblurt land to go on a worldwide gas-siphoning tour.*

Lumanny

*Jumps down chimney into aquarium, knocking down bricks. Picks up a brick and names it Jeff. Gives Jeff an intervention for his eating disorder. Goes to food court and laughs at people for being purple. Then takes off sparklers and donates them to Hillary Duff. Then goes to the living Andy Samberg's grave Lumanny just built himself. "You were quite the monkey, quadruped. Now get me some root beer to give to Barack Obama! "*

9-3

Lumanny

Anyway...

*Buiulds rocket out of Toilet Paper named "The Fagooglian"and then runs into it to acquire super powers. Acquires the power to traslate other people's thoughts into opera and also turn individual pieces of popcorn into dogs that moo when they swim in Jello. Tells this to his uncle's siter's favorite celebrity's former roommate's childhood neighbor's monkey's hairdresser's publicist's niece's lock of hair in a chest of marshmallows and margarine. Is overheard doing so and brought to a mental hospital and escapes using copyrighted measures involving a megaphone, an extra from a 1970's horror movie the name of which may or may not have a month of the Mongolian calendar in it, and a LOT of cheese acquired through the trashcans of hairy people in the Northeast. Then gets a jobas a traveling diaper salesman on Pluto after feeding said defiled rootbeer to the extra.*