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 Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:51 pm
*the coin slot widens to except the can of mountain dew and gurgles as the machine seems to drink it. As soon as the can is empty it is crushed and a rattling sound emits from the inner most workings of the machine. You wait and wait..... surely something must come from this can. *clingle cling ting*
You look into the slot and you are hit on the head with something metallic. *OUCH* you scream and then you look into your lap to see what hit you. Your eyes widen as you realize that a small metal creature is sleeping in your lap. It looks to be a bird. A small yellow bird, cooing in its slumber. *
After you leave, I entered my red paints into the magic slot. They ruined my painting .....
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:42 am
(oooh I like how you did that! I think I'll give it a whirl!)
~The refreshed vending machine takes your red paints with ease and decides to be extra kind. After about 5 minutes of waiting out pops an array of beautifully colored lights. You peer into the midst of the lights and find a newly hatched dragon.~
*I had been standing behind you for about 3 minutes and see the dragon also. Eager to see what the machine will give to me, I force a fully decorated Christmas tree into the slot and wait impatiently.*
(I liked that! Made me create outside of rping! lol)
((edit-- Did I kill this thread?))
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:01 pm
((no))
After unsuccessfully trying to get the tree into the slot for about a minute, the machine opens a door in the back and a hand pulls the tree out of the slot and locks the door behind it. The machine whirls in a frenzy and clonks as two fully wrapped gifts come out. You tear open the first one and find a miniature reindeer, you open the second and receive a gun to kill obnoxious Xmas event elves with. *evil laughter*
I eagerly insert a pair of fuzzy christmas socks, hoping that I too receive something to combat obnoxious elves with
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:52 pm
Rip the seams, then I'll show you...
You get a band aid.
I insert an orphan.
...how the strings become the stitches in your mouth.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:48 pm
When I die I want to take my last breath…You get the Jonas Brothers
I insert Chuck Norris …On my own two feet
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:10 pm
Rip the seams, then I'll show you...
((lmao... awesome... I get something I hate. x3))
You get a bottle of whipped cream.
I insert some computer speakers.
...how the strings become the stitches in your mouth.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:49 am
you get a dancing leprechaun
inserts sisters attitude
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:55 pm
*After accepting (by no will of its own) the intangible emotional attitude, the enchanted mainframe of the machine's cpu has a mid-life crisis at the exact same moment that its achieves artificial intelligence, and commits electronic suicide. You are forced to wait several moments for the IT guys to show up and install a temporary replacement.
The new system is once again required to reprocess the last item of acceptance. there is a whirl, and a click, and then an optical servo opens at the front of the machine. It glows red like an engry eye, and it pulses softly as a dispassionate electronic voice speaks. "I do not think I understand, Dave. What are your intentions?"
Congrats! You are the proud new owner of a Hal-2000. Don't make him angry.* sweatdrop
~Inserts hentai.~
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:25 pm
[This is...]
If only sorrow could build a staircase,
or tears could show the way....
You get an orange.
*Inserts a leaf*
...I would climb my way to heaven,
and bring him home again.
[...Suicide Season]
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:23 pm
You receive a pair of Limited Too socks covered on rainbows and kittens
(sorry, too much SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*inserts lollipop*
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:36 pm
[This is...]
If only sorrow could build a staircase,
or tears could show the way....
You get some tea to calm you down. xD
*inserts some orange juice*
...I would climb my way to heaven,
and bring him home again.
[...Suicide Season]
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:29 pm
u get a wholesome breakfast
inserts 1 dollar
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:07 pm
[This is...]
If only sorrow could build a staircase,
or tears could show the way....
The vending machine doesn't accept money... lol so you get your dollar back. But it turns out the vending machine jipped you, and it actually gave you a fake dollar.
*inserts a TV*
...I would climb my way to heaven,
and bring him home again.
[...Suicide Season]
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:55 am
(( then don't post in it))
You receive your very own Po plushy from the teletubbies (I would destroy it ASAP before it follows you home)
*inserts banana*
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