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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:53 am
So i used the red pencil to draw a bird,as i was drawing,someone shouted thief,when i turn around,i was stabbed by the thief,before i die,i dropped my piggy bag and piggy hat.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:36 am
I found some cute pig themed items. Sweet!
I sling the piggy bag over my shoulder and put on the piggy hat, when suddenly I turn into a pig!
I squeal and run around panicking, when a local farmer sees me and says, "There you are!", taking me back to his farm.
I am later turned into fresh bacon.
I drop a cowbell.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:52 pm
I pick up the cowbell and use it to beat to death any wind player that has ever played a cowbell off beat. Sadly killing that many people atracts the FBI's attention and I am gunned down when they try to arrest me.
I drop a drumstick.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:56 am
so i pick up the drumstick and started to hit the trash box(whatever u call it),it annoys the neighbours and they started to throw things at me,when something hit me on the head,hard(i died before i get to see it)so i dropped a rocket launcher. cool
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:24 am
Cool, a rocket launcher! I pick it up and assume to kill most of our drumline... well, they dodged the first shot and came to kill me before i killed them.
I drop my band uniform.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:52 am
i see this amazing band uniform and im like yeess! i look to see if anyones looking and take it. then i go to walmart and buy some matching shoes to go with it, but on my way out the door the little alarm thing goes off and the reciet guy at the door asks to check my bag. in it he finds the uniform and apparantly he thinks i stole it, cause how was i supposed to know they sold the same exact uniform at walmart? anyways they take me to the cops who arrest me and lock me up. i go on a hunger strike because i at least want those sexy shoes, but unfourtunatly i starve to death anyway.
i leave behind my jail uniform.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:23 pm
I find the jail suit and pick it up. Sweet my new Halloween costume. I'm out trick-or-treating untill a group of moms thought it would be "cute" if they got a picture of their kids that were dressed up as the police beating me up. Unfortunatly they beat me a little too hard and I died. As I hit the ground I dropped a butterscotch candy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:28 pm
this thread = lol.
I look and the ground and see a butterscotch candy. "Hmm... should I pick it up and eat it? I mean, it looks fine, but it's probably all germy and grody..." as I'm podering Richard Chase the serial killer jumps out from behind some bushes and br00tally murders me. He eats my remains. My bones are dropped on the ground.
xD way to be morbid. *shouldn't be up this late at night*
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:47 pm
I pick up the bones and use them to make a nice Halloween decoration that I hang from my front porch. Unfortunately the neighborhood cop sees that my decoration is made from reel bones and I am arrested. During the following investigation they discover that the bones were from a missing person and I am convicted of the person's murder and sentenced to death. I die from lethal injection 5 years later.
I drop my Bible.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:17 am
So i pick up the bible and act like a nun,giving a hand shake to the people who arrive at the church,spraying holy water to them and ask them to eat ginger bread to keep evil thingy away,but the priest saw me and took me to the police station for acting as a nun,so the guard threw me to the bottom of the pit,and i died,sayonara.before i die,i dropped my cursing doll,(curse them).
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:44 am
i find the cursing doll and decide to kill people with it.....then out of no where a demon comes and takes me to hell. as i go down i drop a pair of glasses
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:22 pm
I pick up the glasses and put them on. Sadly they are not my prescription and everything is fuzzy; causing me to walk out on an airport runway. A Boeing 747 lands on my head.
I drop a pink thong.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:46 pm
I pick up the pink thong, and then my girlfriend sees me. She says it's over because she assumes the pink thong is another girl's. Stricken with grief, I commit suicide with blood on the floor spelling out "It was Cobalt's fault."
I drop my Slipknot CD.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:52 am
i attempt to pick up the cd, but since im such an amazing clutz i slipped on it and fell down a bottomless pit where eventually i die from dehydration. but before i fell i had dropped my keyboard.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:01 am
where's the keyboard,there you are,now i can use the keyboard and attach to my computer screen,after i attach to it,i got a shocked,a pair of slimy hands came out from the screen and took me to the screen,lurp,i dropped my assault rifle..... rolleyes
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