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 Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:29 pm
::crumples up the note and eats it::
Miss Fairchild, as soon as you've finished transforming back to human form, Bailiff Blood Drench Robo Crush will swear you in.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:29 pm
l-lellboy Ugh.. I'll be so glad when this is all over. stare
Heya.... Lex? eek Son of a... what HAPPENED to you? gonk
*sees the imp conversing with Tenz*
scream POWELL! Geez, I knew lawyers were blood sucking fiends but I didn't think you guys would stoop so low as to sic a DEMON on Lex! What the hell is WRONG with you?!
*makes a snatch to grab the tiny imp with his stone hand* Yowlp! *The imp ducks down behind Kem. At the same time, he weaves a bit of magic around himself to create a protective bubble.* Hey! I was just having a little fun with the bald b*****d!
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:31 pm
::Spin-kicks the Imp bubble back over to the Defense side::
Keep your interns on your own side, Murdock. I've got a witness to question.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:35 pm
Tenzil Kem ::Spin-kicks the Imp bubble back over to the Defense side:: Keep your interns on your own side, Murdock. I've got a witness to question. *The imp flies up to Tenz, getting all up in his face.* Why you overgrown jerk! I don't work for that wannabe devil! I'll remember that when you're wanting my help! *The imp flies back over to his plaything, landoing on Lex's head, and muttering.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:37 pm
Weird for some reason I thought we would have to wait for the Judge. *Takes out a pack of cigs and puts one behind her ear*
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:37 pm
::sighs boredly::
Miss Fairchild, are you finished transmogrifying yet?
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:38 pm
Well poo.. I'm almost out of popcorn. The wheels of justice turn slowly!
gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:39 pm
Tenzil Kem ::sighs boredly:: Miss Fairchild, are you finished transmogrifying yet?
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:40 pm
Yea...she's ticked...
*slinks lower in his chair*
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:41 pm
Well, you need to be sworn in first. Don't worry, this won't take long.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:42 pm
I ain't got anywhere to be.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:45 pm
FLESHLING CAITLIN FAIRCHILD! scream
*drops from the ceiling on extendo-arms to land crouching on the witness box. A bible pops out of his chest plate and shoves itself in Caitlin's face*
DO YOU SWEAR TO SPEAK THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND ANY OTHER DAMN SILLY THING WE ASK OF YOU, SO HELP YOU GOD?!?
And Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush warns, you, meat-sack... there are worse things than hamsters for God to make you... stare
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:47 pm
*Puts her hand on the bible* I do. *Pushs it out of her face*
Now keep it out of my face.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:48 pm
Excellent.
Miss Fairchild, please describe for the court your relationship to my client.
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