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 Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:59 pm
Phone: For English, Press 1.
Chris: *Blinks, then presses 1*
Phone: "Oops I did it again, I played with your heaaaartt!!" (recording of the Brittney Spears song)
Chris: Oh for ******** sake!!!
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I couldn't help it xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:32 pm
Phone: or English, press 1...
*Presses 0*
Phone: Please wait while we connect you to an operator.
*Safe Haven Theme plays*
Operator: Hello, my name is Claire, how may I help you.
Chris: Yes, my name is Chris Redfield, my account number with you is ...., I have purchased the amount of items in the agreement and want to cancel my Columbia House Membership.
Claire: I'm sorry sir, but your records show you have to make one more purchase.
Chris: FINE! What is the next director's choice...
Claire: Resident Evil: Degeneration.
Chris: *Sigh* Fine... I'll wait for that then... but then I want to cancel my damned membership! Only reason I joined was for the 5 DVD's for 99 cents... except I was charged $7.00 for shipping and handling.
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:55 am
Okay, I must say, the one that really gave me a chuckle was:
Phone: For English, Press 1.
Chris: *Blinks, then presses 1*
Phone: "Oops I did it again, I played with your heaaaartt!!" (recording of the Brittney Spears song)
Chris: Oh for ******** sake!!!
You win, Notte.
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:44 am
Oh my! I didn't even think that I had won! Will edit soon with a pic and a caption biggrin EDIT:  Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells....
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:37 pm
Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells...
Billy: Nothing like Turtle Wax to make those shells shiny.
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:48 am
Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells....
Billy: *snatches shells* No! You can't have it! Mine...My precious...*strokes box affectionately.*
Rebecca: eek
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:16 am
Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells....
Billy: If only it wasn't like finding a piece of silver in a massive pile of s**t.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:16 am
Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells....
Billy:...Uh, what about those box of shells two rooms back? They were pretty shiny too...
Rebecca: Ughhhh. Look, I'm just saying whatever the caption-writer makes me say, so get off my back, will ya?
Billy:...Did the caption-writer make you say that?
Rebecca: That's it! SHINY ATTACK!!! (Flashes the shine in Billy's face)
Billy: GAHHH!!! Oh teh NOES!!! I is blinded by teh UBER SHINYNESS GrObBlE gRoBbLe!!!!!
Rebecca:...Uhh, the shine is superficial...How did it blind you?!?!
Billy: Look, I'm just saying whatever the caption-writer makes me say, so get off my back, will ya?
wink xd
Rebecca: stressed
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:45 pm
Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells....
Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok?
Rebecca: *drools*
Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!!
Rebecca: Shiny......
Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!!
Rebecca: *Offhand* Did you say something Billy?
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:18 pm
Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok? Rebecca: *drools* Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!! Rebecca: Shiny...... Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!! Rebecca: *Offhand* Did you say something Billy? bah hahhahahhaa funny... rofl
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:23 am
Rebecca: I've never seen such a..... SHINY box of shells....
Billy: And you say you don't have A.D.D....
Rebecca: What? I DON'T have A.D...Ooh, look! Another shiny box of shells!!
Billy: stare
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:58 am
Reddlemagne-DeWhimsy Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells.... Billy: Uhhh...Rebecca, you ok? Rebecca: *drools* Billy: Riiiiiight......Well, I'm just gunna go this wa..Oh My God! Its a Leechman! Rebecca, Help me!!! Rebecca: Shiny...... Billy: AHHH, ITS RAPING MEEE!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!! Rebecca: *Offhand* Did you say something Billy? Kinda reminds me of something off of family guy. XD rofl
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:45 pm
Rebecca: I've never seen such a... SHINY box of shells...
Billy: Rebecca, put those away! Jesus, customs'll kill us if they see those turtle shells!
Rebecca: ...But we're not in an airport.
Billy: Oh, right. Just a little paranoid, I guess...
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:47 pm
I already made a turtle joke. sweatdrop
So when are we gonna get some votes?
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:05 pm
Give her some time. She's been pretty busy with finals coming up.
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