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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:57 am


SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


My apologies for the delay...but with no further ado...A HUMBLE CLEANSING: AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!!!!

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For the lotto, it will last for the remainder of the first round of auction bids. Bidding will commence from Sept. 23 to Oct. 15th.

tickets cost 50g, and the maximum number of tickets that may be purchased will be 50. There is a cap on tickets sold so that everyone has a fair chance at the prize gold and it also helps me to keep track of how many tickets purchased. Send a trade to me labelled "lotto" and how many tickets you would like to purchase.

At the end of the end of the lotto, I will match the amount of gold generated from sales with my own, and will be awarded to three lucky winners of an equal amount of prize gold.

Best of luck to all who have entered the lotto!

 
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:57 am


User ImageGREEN HAIR! It use to be more green...but it's been a few weeks since I dyed it.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:26 pm


Sammirah
Where's it posted? I'll help you with ideas.


humble_gypsy_traveller
Oh oh...I'd like to lend a hand! I haven't done any creative writing in like a year...but I still have a good handle on it.


I never posted what I was working on, it sat in Word for ever just mocking me. My notes said "Government sprouted from crime.", the document said "Their government grew out of the underground crime ring." I looked at it and went "... well duh!" but I couldn't think of anything to elaborate with, something about imports and something else spewed from my fingers but I couldn't get it to work together. Then I went to add more details about the terra forming into the original post and nothing was flowing, I'm going to try again tomorrow or Tuesday. 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:22 am


Got this in an e-mail from a friend all are soooo true and therefore HILARIOUS!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal and someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every
time).

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose
seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who
will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet
and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over.
The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly
legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The
aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find
a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to
the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make
an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:24 am


Kujujuwa
Sammirah
Where's it posted? I'll help you with ideas.


humble_gypsy_traveller
Oh oh...I'd like to lend a hand! I haven't done any creative writing in like a year...but I still have a good handle on it.


I never posted what I was working on, it sat in Word for ever just mocking me. My notes said "Government sprouted from crime.", the document said "Their government grew out of the underground crime ring." I looked at it and went "... well duh!" but I couldn't think of anything to elaborate with, something about imports and something else spewed from my fingers but I couldn't get it to work together. Then I went to add more details about the terra forming into the original post and nothing was flowing, I'm going to try again tomorrow or Tuesday. 3nodding

Could you post it as a, um, 'spoiler' link? I wouldn't mind having a look and seeing what I could get out of it.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:23 am


humble_gypsy_traveller
User ImageGREEN HAIR! It use to be more green...but it's been a few weeks since I dyed it.


So long! surprised

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:51 am


Sammirah
humble_gypsy_traveller
User ImageGREEN HAIR! It use to be more green...but it's been a few weeks since I dyed it.


So long! surprised

Unfortunately, not long enough to braid crying I want to grow it down to my butt so I can braid it.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:35 pm


humble_gypsy_traveller
Sammirah
humble_gypsy_traveller
User ImageGREEN HAIR! It use to be more green...but it's been a few weeks since I dyed it.


So long! surprised

Unfortunately, not long enough to braid crying I want to grow it down to my butt so I can braid it.


What about putting it in a pony tail first and then braiding it?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:35 pm


Sammirah
humble_gypsy_traveller
Sammirah
humble_gypsy_traveller
User ImageGREEN HAIR! It use to be more green...but it's been a few weeks since I dyed it.


So long! surprised

Unfortunately, not long enough to braid crying I want to grow it down to my butt so I can braid it.


What about putting it in a pony tail first and then braiding it?

Huh...never thought of that. Thanks!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:07 pm


Come aft wi' me roast beef ye damn dog!
Hehe! Talk like a pirate!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:40 am


Dammit...I joined the gang to oust the vampires! I would have rather fought along side them!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:25 am


humble_gypsy_traveller
Dammit...I joined the gang to oust the vampires! I would have rather fought along side them!

I think I accidentally did what you did - except I joined the vampires before I was ready to make a choice. I thought I was clicking on a link to the event page when I was actually accepting a faction.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:45 pm


Camwen
humble_gypsy_traveller
Dammit...I joined the gang to oust the vampires! I would have rather fought along side them!

I think I accidentally did what you did - except I joined the vampires before I was ready to make a choice. I thought I was clicking on a link to the event page when I was actually accepting a faction.


Oh no! I bet that will happen to a lot of people... also I made a thread for events! Come visit. emotion_awesome
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:42 pm


I joined the Kuro Gang. Got to support my elven brethren.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:45 pm


Camwen
humble_gypsy_traveller
Dammit...I joined the gang to oust the vampires! I would have rather fought along side them!

I think I accidentally did what you did - except I joined the vampires before I was ready to make a choice. I thought I was clicking on a link to the event page when I was actually accepting a faction.

Me too! Damn sneaky NPC's!
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