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 Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:35 pm
*turns to Gargan and puts her hands on her hips*
Oh no you DON'T Mister Spider-SHAM! No more eating squirrels. Or else, got it?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:47 pm
*The chipmunks greedily reach for the nutsacks*
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:49 pm
Pssh. Of COURSE I’m going to eat more squirrels; what are YOU talking about? Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly.
Besides which, they’re just darned tasty.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:52 pm
*leans over to one of the orange squirrels and talks in squirrel-talk, casually*
Chk! Chrrrk-chck-chrkchk!
Chrrrrr. Sqrt scrht!
*points at Gargan*
*the squirrel rubs its' chin thoughtfully*
I'm just saying, eating them could be bad for your health...Oh! Mister Gargan! Did you know that in THIS squirrel's universe, there are no symbiotes? Sleek, shiny rare-as-can-be symbiotes?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:54 pm
*peeks out from behind the keg*
What is a symbiote? I want one!
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:55 pm
Rare as can be? Lady, you really ARE as dumb as Bullseye says Deadpool says you are!
Carnage, Toxin, Hybrid, me . . . those five that were born in the 90s . . .
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:57 pm
Mister Gargan, one would think that someone who has been "enjoying" squirrels as much as you would notice that this is NOT a 616 squirrel.
*The orange squirrel runs over to Larfleeze and starts chattering away, pointing at Gargan*
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:58 pm
Agent Orange Larfleeze *peeks out from behind the keg*
What is a symbiote? I want one!
On the other hand, it gives me some nice powers. But the goofy girl with the tail is just trying to trick you.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:00 pm
Look, Squirrely. I don't study squirrels. I just eat them. Do you get to know a chicken before you eat it?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:01 pm
Oh, I've never been tricky.
*grins*
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:03 pm
It's not a very good idea to eat squirrels, Mister Gargan. Not only it is an awful, cruel, barbaric thing to do, but they're horribly high in cholesterol.
And there's the tiny flamethrowers....
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:04 pm
*Nods and rubs his chin thoughtfully*
I'd have the only one in the universe, you say?
*leaps over the bar, ring glowing*
You! Give me your symbiote! I want the powers AND the head-messing! Give it to me RIGHT NOW!
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:06 pm
*Mac sneers at Larfleeze.* Buddy, if I COULD give iot to you, I would and I'd be happy to bhe rid of it! But it's kind of bonded to me. So . . . go screw!
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:12 pm
confused
I have many screws. A warehouse full of them! Two warehouses!
*sends a swarm of orange knives to slash at the symbiote*
NOW GIVE ME WHAT IS MINE!
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:14 pm
*gives out several cashews, almonds and walnuts from her nutsacks to the orange squirrels before heading out the door*
See you later, Mister Gargan! And if you happen to see a bunch of squirrels with tiny flamethrowers, will you let me know? The Initiative has been wondering where all of that seized Pym technology went off to.
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