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 Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:31 am
*Walks in and looks around*
Well this place's empty...
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:42 am
*Grabs a beer and sits to drink*
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:25 am
*checks his stocking for new gifts*
confused
*grabs a handful of candy canes and stuffs them into his stocking*
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:26 am
*helps himself to the kitchen*
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:30 am
::walks in the front door::
Sprocking gate...so far away...gotta get ring back from Rose...
::grabs a bottle of Grand Marinier and heads into the kitchen::
Hey! What're you doing?!
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:29 am
*looks up from a cartoonishly large pot of gumbo, bits of soupy andouille dripping from his muzzle*
confused
I'm hungry. Don't people eat where you come from?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:38 am
Well....yes....I guess you've got me there.
People don't usually come back here unless they're actually cooking.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Did I finally get my wish? Are you....a sous-chef of my very own?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:49 am
*sucks up a good bit more gumbo while he ponders the practical application of having complete access to all of the food, all of the time*
Yes, I will help you with your cooking.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:56 am
Eeeheeheeheeheee.
::Tents his fingers in glee::
You. Have NO. Idea how long I've wanted this. What a merry Bah Humbug this is after all!
: surprised pens the fridge::
All right, Sous-Chef Boy. Your task is to gather the ingredients I need for tonight's experiment. Because the weather is COLD; I'm aiming to make something with some heat in it.
::hands him a list::
Gramma Renk's Chili recipe, non-Bismollian version! With a side of Bismollian version.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:02 am
*frowns at the recipe*
Only five pounds of Corellian venison? Are you sure you're making enough?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:06 am
Well, it's just a test batch to gauge how hot I should go. It ranges from "warm" to "fury of a million exploding suns," according to the recipe.
You think I should go for more?....
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:12 am
*flies out of the kitchen, returns a few minutes later with a freshly slaughtered side of Corellian venison and the biggest cauldron you ever saw*
Yes. By the way, you won't even taste the Rannian Fireweed until you approach "fury of a million suns."
...
Humans are flame retardant, yes?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:15 am
They start smoking at about 'double supernova' level, so I don't think so.
::puts on eye protection::
::lights an acetylene torch::
All right, let's do this.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:22 am
*Orange Lantern Aretha, Meryl, Dolly and Judy come and go, delivering ingredients.*
Hmm... if you add Gingold, their stomachs should stretch enough to accomodate the heat. And gas. Without you having to sacrifice flavor.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:28 am
That's right, it's not a controlled substance in your time, is it?
HEY! Are those rats sanitary?
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