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 Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:05 am
Granted, but he hits a bump at a high speed, falls off, and becomes paralyzed for the rest of the game.
I wish everyone had personalized motorcycles like Fenrir
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:09 pm
Granted but they're so cool that Sephiroth gets jealous and beats you to death with a bread stick...
I wish Cloud was more like Vincent
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:40 pm
Granted but now Cloud looks like a wimpy baby when he uses a gun
I wish Rufus Shinra wasn't sucha douche bag.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:45 am
Granted but then he turns gay and hits on you for half the game
I was Yuffie was a little more serious...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:58 pm
Granted, but then she becomes so depressed at all the attention Tifa's boobs get over hers that she commits suicide...By boobjob of course!
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Granted but then she stops stealing the others materia and focuses more on the mission which makes her less likable, lacking her goofy charm she had before so the others decided to kick her out of the group, which makes her so depressed that she commits suicide...by Materiajob of course!
Whichever one you choose is fine by me =D
I wish that FF7 had old school 2d graphics instead of the 3d graphics (like previous FF games)
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:30 pm
King of Slashers Granted, but then she becomes so depressed at all the attention Tifa's boobs get over hers that she commits suicide...By boobjob of course! OR Granted but then she stops stealing the others materia and focuses more on the mission which makes her less likable, lacking her goofy charm she had before so the others decided to kick her out of the group, which makes her so depressed that she commits suicide...by Materiajob of course! Whichever one you choose is fine by me =D I wish that FF7 had old school 2d graphics instead of the 3d graphics (like previous FF games)
I wish Zack would have lived a little longer.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:27 pm
Granted, but then the Planet would have been destroyed by Meteor, because Aerith had walked in on Zack and Cloud while they were sexing each other up, stormed off in a rage and let Sephiroth's Meteor smash them all.
Of course, Sephiroth saved Zack and Cloud so they could have a kinky threesome. <3 xD
I wish Aerith was actually an asexual martian from the FFX world.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:50 pm
Granted, but Sephiroth kills her because she turns out to be butt-ugly.
I wish everyone had black hair
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:12 am
youngwerewolf6 Granted, but Sephiroth kills her because she turns out to be butt-ugly. I wish everyone had black hair That is TOTALLY not creative because he kills her anyway. Can I demand another consequence? If so, I demand another consequence. xD Be original, don't copy the game. Granted, but there is no need for anyone to go after Sephiroth because he went emo on us and started slitting his wrists. But then again, seeing as the rest of the emo AVALANCHE gang are sitting right beside him, slitting their own wrists....I don't think they'd go after him anyways, even if there was an emo Meteor about to destroy them. Damn emos, always wanting attention. I wish there was a moogle race, but in this case your character has to piggy back the moogle around the course.....xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:50 pm
Granted, but they turn out to be giant, Cloud-eating Moogles and they LICK YOUR SOUL.
I wish the Chocobos didn't exist and instead were....GIANT ANTEATERS.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:57 am
OH NOEZ! Not Cloud Eating Moogles! D8
Granted, but because they're so giant, the humans all LOOK like ants and, well, you get the picture. They EATEDEDED THE HEROES> D8 Then Sephiroth had to save them all, and they were all best friends forevermore.
I wish that instead of Inns, you slept in run-down, completely sterile McDonald's restaurants. xD
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:14 am
Granted, but Ronald McDonald would constantly haunt you, asking you if you want to super-size your meal. (is that creative?)
I wish that Cloud and Sephiroth could star in a commercial sponsoring something ridiculous like Rogain
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:38 am
Ha, I actually found that quite funny. XD
Granted, but instead they get stuck in a Nuetrogena(?) commercial and have to model hair products together. And then...Cloud's secret shampoo secrets are exposed! *activate end of the world music*
I wish that Yuffie was killed in the most gruesome and humiliating way possible.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:50 pm
Granted, but she haunts you for the rest of your life, constantly stealing anything that looks like materia, and turning all the water in your house to blood.
I wish Cloud was a Ninja. A real ninja. Not like yuffie.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:26 pm
Granted, but then all of the Narutards flock to get FFVII and proceed to piss off all of the real fans.
I wish there was a Slyt summon (like Slyt in FFXII?)
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