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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:11 pm
Deaths Apprentice *just after Aeris' burial scene* Cait Sith: Ooooooooh Cloud: NO!! Don't start it Cait Sith! Cait Sith: OOOOOOOOH Cloud: What did I say Cait Sith?! Cait Sith: Fine, I won't sing it. Cloud: Thank you, *starts walking off* Cait Sith: OOOOOOOHHHHH Aeris got ran over by a reindeer!! Walking home from my house christmas eve!! You may think there's no such thing as Sephiroth!! But as for me and Santa, we believe. *@ the Shinra Building in the Lounge Room* Reeve: Sing it with me peoples! blaugh *Asses of Fire from South Park the Movie begins playing* Reeve: Shut your fu*kin face uncle fu*ka, you're a bo*er biting ba*tard uncle fu*ka! *Everyone from FF7 comes in and does the farting solo and they laugh like Terrance and Phillip* Chorus/Everyone: SHUT YOUR FU*KIN FACE UNCLE FU*KA, YOU'RE A BO*ER BITING BA*TARD UNCLE FU*KA!! blaugh Reeve & Everyone: UNCLE FU*KA!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh *The song ends* Red XIII: Suck my balls!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:47 pm
K0oLE Deaths Apprentice *just after Aeris' burial scene* Cait Sith: Ooooooooh Cloud: NO!! Don't start it Cait Sith! Cait Sith: OOOOOOOOH Cloud: What did I say Cait Sith?! Cait Sith: Fine, I won't sing it. Cloud: Thank you, *starts walking off* Cait Sith: OOOOOOOHHHHH Aeris got ran over by a reindeer!! Walking home from my house christmas eve!! You may think there's no such thing as Sephiroth!! But as for me and Santa, we believe. *@ the Shinra Building in the Lounge Room* Reeve: Sing it with me peoples! blaugh *Asses of Fire from South Park the Movie begins playing* Reeve: Shut your fu*kin face uncle fu*ka, you're a bo*er biting ba*tard uncle fu*ka! *Everyone from FF7 comes in and does the farting solo and they laugh like Terrance and Phillip* Chorus/Everyone: SHUT YOUR FU*KIN FACE UNCLE FU*KA, YOU'RE A BO*ER BITING BA*TARD UNCLE FU*KA!! blaugh Reeve & Everyone: UNCLE FU*KA!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh *The song ends* Red XIII: Suck my balls! Vincent: Present Them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:22 pm
Barrett: Awe screw all this plus Midgar, we've to save the world!
*I don't really get it either but he's not thinking bout Marlene is the point.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:13 am
Cloud:Barret, you look like a teddy bear in a sailor suit!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:20 am
Vincent:I like teddies...
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:26 am
Tifa:Aeris, your just jealous because my breasts are bigger (thats also the reason sepheroth killed you and not me wink )
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:28 am
Sepheroth:God damn cloud, your eyes are sexy whee !
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:47 am
Cait Sith:Screw you guys, I'm tired of playing with my toys!
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:52 am
Tifa:I'v gotta stick that sword WHERE!!! crying
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:57 am
Seth iova Tifa:I'v gotta stick that sword WHERE!!! crying Director: No no no, you don't have to stick any swords anywhere. Tifa: Damn. sad
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:52 am
Hey, its K0oLE. I have two Gaia accounts, this is my second one: Pimped_Cloud.
As the name suggests, I am trying to create a pimped Cloud. I'm trying to get my hands on that 4000 Gold leather jacket. One of those 500 Gold cigs, and a pair of those 900 Gold shades.
CLOUD, YOU SHALL BE PIMPED OUT! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:46 am
Hotaru-hime Sephiroth: Let's take the Planet back toge- ah, screw it. I got better things to do. Like what? Like being an independent journalist and taking down Shin-Ra. Why? 'Cause It'll be funny. Aeris: I don't like flowers. They smell funky. Tifa: Promise? What promise? Do I know you, Man with Freakishly Spiky Blond Hair? Cloud: I know this'll sound weird but... that dress wasn't so bad. Barret: I love you Cloud. Yuffie: I really care about you guys, you know? That's why I'm buying you all this Materia. Red XIII: You know what? Why the hell can't we use a freakin' Soft on my dad? I mean, he's only petrified, right? Right? Vincent: I like Hojo. He's nice. Cait Sith: Cloud... Aeris... your relationship is doomed. Cid: I should quit smoking. Bad for your lungs and heart. In fact, I must go make a non-profit organization to protect children from picking up such a bad habit! *skips away merrily* Holy s**t! That's funny as hell.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:55 am
Seth iova Tifa:Aeris, your just jealous because my breasts are bigger (thats also the reason sepheroth killed you and not me wink ) Aeris: YES!!! *her spirit comes down and uses Holy on Tifa*
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:07 am
Sen_Strife Seth iova Tifa:Aeris, your just jealous because my breasts are bigger (thats also the reason sepheroth killed you and not me wink ) Aeris: YES!!! *her spirit comes down and uses Holy on Tifa*
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:12 am
muchi-zetsu Sen_Strife Seth iova Tifa:Aeris, your just jealous because my breasts are bigger (thats also the reason sepheroth killed you and not me wink ) Aeris: YES!!! *her spirit comes down and uses Holy on Tifa* Aeris: sweatdrop *flies away to the promised land* Tifa: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T!!! *summons KOTR and uses mime millions of times, blowing up Aeris and the promised land*
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