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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:04 pm
Granted, your essay is completed by a super smart llama. Unfortunatly, a super smart llama is equivalent to a really dumb human...you fail, nuff' said.
I wish for a Rafflesia anorldii.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:02 pm
(Should I re-sticky the thread? Or is it dying? *Has not been coming to the thread for ages*)
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:29 pm
((Everything is fine. Tifa has been doing thread overhaul/editing/fixing.))
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 pm
(*Waits for things discussed on MSN to be done*)
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:09 am
Granted, your Rafflesia is hideuos, just like all rafflesia, darn huge stinky flower, in the middle of your front lawn! Now everyoen can see, but its odd, it shouldn't grow in this climate, so people stop to take pictures of the mystical wonder plant! This upsets the LGC *Lawn gnomes clan* No one stops to look at their lawns anymore, one night they come to your house while you sleep!, Your mother comes in the next Day, only to find your corpse, wearing a gnome hat, and a hoe that is stabbed through your trachea.
I wish for a ficus.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:30 pm
Granted, but your parents are highly allergic to potted plants. They blow up like balloons, and now have a special on discovery channel. Not able to take the embarrassment you grow an ugly mustache and move to the Ukraine. "Mmm, borscht."
I wish for a couple biscuits.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:52 pm
[ ] ((I was already a step ahead of you, Cloud. I had been re-doing/deleting/moving threads and planned on making a subforum for blog quizzes, but then I didn't have Internet for a few days due to a dead power cord for my DSL modem. I was done moving/remaking/whatevering threads by that point though. This thread doesn't need to be a sticky anyway, it gets plenty of action. We need way more normal threads than stickies.))
Granted, but they're old and moldy.
I wish that my car would never run out of gasoline. []
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:14 pm
Granted, you have a tank that leads to infinity, your car never stops getting gas from the abyss of neverland, the time that never was, but one day, your car's engine stops working, your engine can't ignite the gas, it begins to overflow throughout the car, you finally click the key and hear the gentle purr of your nice car, to bad it was spoiled by the smell of your flaming corpse.
I wish for a manatee.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:27 pm
[] Granted, but the cost of keeping it alive makes you broke.
I wish for a computer tablet. []
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:20 pm
Granted, *throws stone tablet* hey, at least it has usb hookup attachment
I wish for a fine grained paper.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:17 pm
umm.. granted, but this leads to your death... somehow...
I wish for true friends..
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:02 pm
[] Granted, but they turn out to be imaginary.
I wish for a balloon animal. []
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:08 am
Granted, *blows up tube balloon* it's a snake, deal with it *throws it*. It then turns out to be a real snake and bites you on the leg, you slowly decay, and are sent into comatose, from which you never awake, til you are 35 and you still think you are a teen and have missed everything that has gone on from the current dat and your time now.
I wish for a pig.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:11 pm
granted, but it smells horibly and u are mad fun of and bullyed and no one will go near you for the rest of your life... even your family wont talk to you... all because of your stupid smelly piggy xd
I wish for a antalope
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:42 am
Granted but you and your antelope friend are constantly chased by a lion pride.
I wish my report was done.
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