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 Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:44 pm
Okay, okay...no big.
*appears behind the bar*
So, can I get you a drink while you're waiting for Santa?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:48 pm
*appears momentarily confused by the concept of "a drink"*
I'll have the largest thing you have.
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Two of them.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:49 pm
Largest? I guess that'd be the Margarita boat...
*pulls out the comedically oversized margarita glasses and starts grinding ice in the blender*
Let me guess; one straw, right?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:52 pm
*mixes the 'ritas
AT HYPERSONIC SPEEDS!!!!!~*
You remind me of my buddy Kilowog...he could put these things away all night.
Oop! Almost forgot the umbrella.
*sticks a tiny umbrella in each one*
*heads off to the other side of the bar, wiping shot glasses clean and stacking them into a pyramid*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:53 pm
I'll have one of every color... two of every color.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:56 pm
*zips over*
Uh, we only have one of the blue straws. Which drink do you want it in?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:59 pm
*puts away the first drink with frightening speed and sets about picking the paper umbrella off of his fangs*
Blue? Stupid, stupid blue...
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:03 pm
Okay, no blue straw. Got it.
*tosses the straw back into the cup with the other straws and goes back to polishing the shot glasses*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:05 pm
*polishes off the other margarita boat*
Do you own this establishment?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:08 pm
Nope. It's owned by Remy LeBeau, and managed by the Devil.
And I'm totally not kidding or showing any sort of employer/employee dislike there.
I'm just the bartender. And the guy who repairs the walls. And the ceilings. And builds the ice rink. And rents the skates. And puts up the stockings and the scented pinecones.
So, sort of everything BUT owning.
Damn, I think you lapped 'Wog for downing Margarita boats. You want a glass of water, man?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:13 pm
The pinecones tasted terrible, and your patrons constantly attack me for no reason. Otherwise, I like this place. The left half of the menu looks especially ambitious.
*ponders the offer of water*
I'll have another margarita boat. And the left half of the menu.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:15 pm
Wait, you're the guy who stuffed all the pinecones on one side of the bar? And busted the wall? What are you, like part chipmunk?
*another Margarita boat appears*
Man, what do we even have on the menu these days...I'm not the regular chef.
*opens a menu to check*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:20 pm
I'm Okaaran. Our chipmunks are 36 feet tall and eat babies like after dinner mints.
...
Yes, maybe a little bit. On my mother's side. I didn't break the wall though, that was Piper. Also, someone stole my camel. I was going to complain, but you seem to be out of comment cards.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:21 pm
The camel was yours? You're the Orange Lantern! Dude, dude, dude. You HAVE to clear something up for me. Do you have ownership in that Lantern's book store across the street?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:32 pm
I just left the Vega system for the first time in roughly a billion years... so probably not. It's just like the Guardians to swindle me out of another one of their moneymaking schemes!
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