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 Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:49 pm
So ... Good Brainiac or Bad Brainiac? Cuz there are only a select few that have green skin and the hair cut like that.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:09 pm
I am neither. Though both are relatives of mine. I am Vril Dox II. Founder of both groups L.E.G.I.O.N. & R.E.B.E.L.S. Vril Dox I or Brainiac as you call him is my father.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:23 pm
*Gets up from table.* I must leave now. I have a sudden urge to read Ambush Bug.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:54 am
*dashes in*
biggrin
*hangs up a few dozen stockings around the bar. Leaves a marker and a sign up by the register*
Write your name on a stocking!
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:06 am
Meh. *Signs one half-heartedly. Then activates an electronic scrambler. Afterwards, stuffs a $20 bill into each of the others. Finally, Lex deactivates the scrambler. After getting away from the stockings.l*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:46 am
*Nears the sockets and writes his name in one*
20 buck ! *Wonders if he should take the bill or not. Confused. Heads to get a cup of coffee to help him think*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:09 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:54 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:17 pm
*peers at the sign*
What does it say? I never learned how to read.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:20 pm
Sorry, should I have written it in "Interlac" or whatever you aliens use that lets everyone understand you?
It says "Write your Name on a Stocking." So you can get Christmas presents!
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:26 pm
*burns an Orange Lantern insignia into one of the stockings*
When do the presents come? Now?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:29 pm
Nope, on the 25th. All the good little boys and girls....and whateveryouares...will come into the bar on Christmas Day and see what Santa delivered for them. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:32 pm
Who is Santa? He should bring me my present now! These stockings are so empty. There's nothing worse than empty!
*stuffs his recently gifted, dented pipe into his stocking*
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:35 pm
Santa Claus is the jolly old elf who lives at the North Pole. His workshop works year-round to make toys for all the good boys and girls. I know. I've helped him save Christmas. Y'know. Couple times.
*breathes on his nails, rubs them on his shirt*
And they're not TOTALLY empty. Someone put some seed money in them earlier, looks like. And you know, there's a good chance other people might wander in every now and then and stick some goodies in there.
*nudges Larfleeze in the ribs, like it's a hint*
...Isn't that Piper's flute?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:39 pm
Yes, that IS a good idea.
*stuffs a U.O.Me into each stocking*
No, it's mine! Some fiend who claims to have had one of my orange rings damaged it, so he gave it to me.
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