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 Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:07 am
Since when do squirrels want fruit pies?
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:10 am
They're THAT good, I'm telling you!
::chases after the squirrel, trying to pull his pipe out of it's holster::
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:15 am
One of my kids ate a squirrel once.. it was... not tasty looking...
gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:17 am
The pies, not the squirrel!
::jumps up on a table and starts playing something to make the squirrel fall asleep::
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:26 am
That's a useful power. I could use something like that...
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:30 am
(sorry, my laptop seems to be deciding whether or not it has the capacity to open a single webpage. Also, should have described better that any Orange Lantern is an orange light construct)
*the ghostly orange light squirrel flies out the door, unaffected by the music, carrying a pawload of fruit pies*
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:32 am
It's a great power, except this squirrel seems to be immune.
::tries to wing the squirrel with a bottle instead::
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:34 am
*the bottle breaks on the squirrel, but leaves the bandit unfazed*
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 am
Mental note: bill Squirrel Girl for replacement pies.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:36 am
::Snow frowns::
What sort of person loves fruit pies enough to send a holographic squirrel to steal them? It's not as if you can't find them at any convenience store or supermarket
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:36 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:38 am
I don't think you understand. It's the principle of the thing.
::starts playing a new tune, and the fourteen rats who live in the Bistro's pipework poke out from various places. They stream outside to start searching for the fruit pies::
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:40 am
My point is, if you're a villain, why not just stop by the Piggly Wiggly or whatever it's called and pick up a few pies before going out to do your dastardly deeds rather than waste precious "villain time" looking for some pies.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:44 am
You REALLY don't understand.
::One of the rats dashes back, squeaking::
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:44 am
*spies the approaching gang of rats*
What is this!? You're trying to steal my dessert! Greedy, greedy little vermin!
*continues munching on the fruit pies while the squirrel begins munching on the rats*
Consumption complete.
Identity stolen.
Replicating...
Rat of Sector 2814.
You belong to Agent Orange.
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