You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Grrrrrr
Stranger: arf!
You: Woof!
Stranger: :3
Stranger: meow
You: Omnomnomnomnom
Stranger: oh noes!
surprised You: Bwahahahahahah!
Stranger: y u eat teh kitty ;(
You: Cause it was tasty of course.
Stranger: but kitteh is kawaii~
You: And also tasty!
Stranger: :p
You: Like chicken, but with less crap.
You: And feathers.
Stranger: instead it has fur :p
You: Yes, but not as much fur as bunnies.
Stranger: bunnies are always so horny >.<
Stranger: mating all over teh place
You: Indeed.
You: Until you eat them.
You: Usually.
Stranger: bunnies are not kawaii bcuz their sluts, so you can eat teh bunniez
You: I see.
You: How about horses?
Stranger: horses intimidate meh bcuz of their size
surprised You: Of course. But once you cut their legs off they aren't as scary.
Stranger: yes they are!
Stranger: all stubby and creepy looking :O
You: Granted, but how about after you remove the head?
Stranger: well now I don't even know it's a horse >.<
You: You do if the head is laying next to it.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: can i put the horse back togather like a puzzle
surprised You: If you're a complete weirdo and don't mind blood and gore being all over you.
You: Also, if you have plenty of glue.
You: Which, for trivia's sake I am required to mention, is made from horses.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: how do they make glue out of teh horsies mister
surprised You: Do you REALLY want to know?
You: Because I'm sure it's quite disturbing.
You: Something to do with grinding up the hooves.
You: Kind of like soap is made from dead rotting fish and pork.
Stranger: waaaaaaa
Stranger: how am i supposed to shower now :<
You: By forgetting, or getting over it
Stranger: ok mister
biggrin You: Or using dolphin free soap.
Stranger: dolphins are icky
sad You: They're the vengeful cruel jerks of the sea.
You: Also chicken. Tuna hasn't been the same since they removed the dolphin.
Stranger: iv'e seen that on the labels!
surprised You: Yep!
You: They claim they were just netting them, but everyone knows better.
Stranger: i'm curious to try dolphin now (^o^)
You: Everyone who eats tuna and isn't an eco nut anyways.
You: It's a bit like squid.
You: Rubbery and all.
Stranger: i no liek munching on tires mister
sad You: Oh but tires are good for you.
You: High in petroleum.
Stranger: but aren't they poisonous?
surprised You: Only if you breath them when they burn.
Stranger: do you have any pets?
You: Bunnies!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: how many?
You: Umm
You: About...
You: 75?
Stranger: geez
You: Haven't counted lately.
You: They move too quick.
Stranger: bunny farm!!!
biggrin You: Yep.
You: We ate Thumper!
Stranger: D:
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