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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:03 am
Maybe not, but if it evens you out long enough to avoid having to hear an aria that makes me cry my bowels loose, that's good enough for me.
*cracks open a few eggs and a small orange bottle*
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:06 am
Don't even know why there's a damned camel here anyway....no manger, no 3 kings...
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:08 am
And why are there prunes all over the floor?!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:10 am
Are you sure they're not camel droppings?
*starts some bacon sizzling while whistling his hit single, "I'm The Only One From My Universe With A Day Job"*
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:11 am
DEFINITELY need to talk to Wally about his Christmas decorating.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:19 am
::walks in with a scowl::
Why is there a camel in here leaving his... presents.. everywhere.. ?
::goes to the closet to find a broom::
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:19 am
Is he beating Powell yet?
*plates up the breakfast and carries it out to Hartley*
Dig in and savor the SSRI-y goodness.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:23 am
I don't even know how this thing is being judged.
::Has a seat and grabs a fork::
Though if they're competing to see who has the most terrifying Christmas mascot, soulless uncanny-valley-giant-stuffed-penguin beats camel.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:26 am
If television commercials have taught me anything, J.D. Power and Associates should be involved somehow. But yeah, the penguin creeps me out.
Yo, Snow.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:30 am
Hello, Virgil and Piper!
::Snow sweeps up after the camel::
I don't know.. the penguin isn't that bad. At least it doesn't leave droppings. I actually promised the kids I'd bring them in later tonight to see the penguin. Ghost told them about it. Of course, I made a "deal " with them. They have to play outside and no T.V today. I swear, they've been sitting there transfixed for over a week watching every holiday movie they can find.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:33 am
My current holiday tradition is causing any radio that plays "Christmas Shoes" to spontaneously combust.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:36 am
Well played, Piper. I heard a great Patton Oswalt bit about that song, but didn't believe it was real until I got home and looked it up. Man, that is one messed up Christmas carol.
Hey Snow, If it's 24 hours of A Christmas Story time yet, set them in front of that. By the seventh time through, they'll be clamoring to get outside... or they'll all want BB guns.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:38 am
Baby Wolves with BB Guns is ranked 13 slots below Sharks with laser helmets in the Supervillain Hierarchy of Useful Death Traps, incidentally.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:39 am
BB guns? Oh, they'd put their eyes out for sure. Also, I HATE the song Christmas Shoes. Makes you want to jump out the nearest window.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:40 am
Yes, it's my Christmas present to humanity that playing it anywhere within a 10-mile radius of my hometown merely causes the transformers in your radio to melt.
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