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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:55 am
Granted. But Dirge of Cerberus would have been more brutal that Wiess (possessed by Hajo) kills Vincent the moment he walks in the door and calls him a nasty name.
I wish Yuffie never stole any materia.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:00 am
Granted, but then Cloud would never have followed her to retrieve his materia, and thus, Yuffie never is part of the game. (other than being a NPC you see amongst the villagers)
I wish that the game took place when all of them were kids.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:34 am
Granted, but then the characters' final limit breaks were along the lines of "Booger Blast" and "Oopsie! I Missed." Also, guns turned into suirt guns, and swords were transformed into cardboard. And then a lot of hardcore FFVII-Yaoi fans would be offended by the shota...but not all of them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:06 am
Bishie! Your wish!
Don't worry! I'll make it for you!
"I wish that I wasn't so yaoi-ly obsessed with Cloud and Zack"
Granted. But I kill you for ever making that wish that I made for you, only because thats the type of wish that I would kill you for wishing, in which I DO kill you because you DID make that wish, courtesy of I!
I wish that there were 1000 summons in FF7
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:13 pm
ONLY Cloud and Zack? Pshhh, don't you know that threesomes are where it'a at? Like, durh? xD Add Sephiroth in there somewhere. I don't care where, as long as it's with Cloud and Zack in a smexy situation. =D
Granted, but then you'd never have the satisfaction of beating the game because, no matter how hard you try, you just don't seem to have the attention span to get all 1000 Summon Materia. And they're mandatory to get to Sephiroth....d'aww... On a brighter note, if you get them all, you unlock a 30-minute video clip at the end of the game, with stunningly beautiful graphics. That's right, every yaoifan's dream! A full 30 minutes of Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Vincent and Cid SMEX-ing. Any combination is possible, and is different with each file you finish! YAY!
I wish Squeenix would stop adding in random characters.]*Cough* Angeal, Shelke, Cissnei, Shelke's sister *cough* I like Angeal though. 8D So does the sweet little Genesis. <3 Too many characters, now.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:37 am
GRANTED!!!!!! But then Square Enix (Squeenix) won't have any more reasons to continue the series and sadly they make a bad ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
I wish that Tifa's boobs were bigger (not they need too) (lol)
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:57 pm
Granted, but she eventually breaks her back because they are so huge.
I wish one of our bands could be featured in Final Fantasy 7 (like Panic At the Disco or Green Day)
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:29 pm
Granted, but then the game wouldn't have as many fans because the original score was so much better. No one wants to hear "Nine In The Afternoon" While trying to beat Safer Sephiroth. ><
I wish Barret had a mullet. Ew. xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:36 pm
granted but he becomes so obsesed with his hair that he gives up on his dream of saving the world becuase fighting messes up his hair.
I wish that the game gave you no indication of where to go next, but when it does it's because there are level 100 monsters that do 9999 damage to two of your characters at a time in that area.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:18 am
Ugh...no indication of where to go next...reminds me of the Phantasy Star days...
Granted, but then since the very first place you would have to go requires you to have to beat lvl 100 monsters, you cant get past it unless you run from every battle, never being able to gain exp. unless you train on the weak monsters which would take WAY too much time and lose many people's interest in the game and eventually giving it up for it's screwy design...
I wish that FF7's popularity grew to the point in which they made crossovers with FF7 and every other Final Fantasy game out there...And also have a live adaption movie as well...
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:03 pm
Granted, but then all the bad guys team up and kill everybody.
I wish Sephiroth could know how it felt to be stabbed in the gut like aerith
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:42 pm
Granted, but instead of cringing and dying, he'd moan and beg for more. That's partially because he ASKED Cloud and Zack to take the bloodplay kinda far....in any case, he'd enjoy it.
I wish Aerith's blood was actually sludge.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:21 pm
Granted, but when Sephy stabs Aery with his big sword, sludge splatters all over his leathery get up, so he has to go get it clean at a laundromat and during the time it is getting clean, he's wearing nothing to cover up his figure because he refuses to wear anything other then his costume...Of course at news of this, Zack and Cloud go wild with lust nuts!
I wish that in the events of FF7 all the main characters were just little kids with sticks for swords and squirt guns for real guns and what not!
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:19 am
Granted, but everyone is grounded for staying out too late.
I wish an elemental spirit could be a playable character
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:07 pm
Granted, but he/she shocks/burns/freezes/drowns all the characters when they piss her/him off. Therefore, game over.
I wish Cloud rode a pocket bike rather than Fenrir! =D
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