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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:52 am
Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t. *Sephiroth and Cloud can hear a door close* Sephiroth: hehe she's gone, let's get outta here. Cloud: *opens the door and goes out* Wait, wasn't the bathroom door open? Sephiroth: Yeah it was... let's find out whats going on. *opens the door* Cloud & Sephiroth: *find Tifa and Aeris doing it in the bathroom* HOLY SH**!!!!! Tifa: eek
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:34 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t. *Sephiroth and Cloud can hear a door close* Sephiroth: hehe she's gone, let's get outta here. Cloud: *opens the door and goes out* Wait, wasn't the bathroom door open? Sephiroth: Yeah it was... let's find out whats going on. *opens the door* Cloud & Sephiroth: *find Tifa and Aeris doing it in the bathroom* HOLY SH**!!!!! Tifa: eek Vincent: TIFA!! How could you?! You promised that you would never play Yu-gi-oh with anyone but me! How could you do this to me?! crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:41 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t. *Sephiroth and Cloud can hear a door close* Sephiroth: hehe she's gone, let's get outta here. Cloud: *opens the door and goes out* Wait, wasn't the bathroom door open? Sephiroth: Yeah it was... let's find out whats going on. *opens the door* Cloud & Sephiroth: *find Tifa and Aeris doing it in the bathroom* HOLY SH**!!!!! Tifa: eek Vincent: TIFA!! How could you?! You promised that you would never play Yu-gi-oh with anyone but me! How could you do this to me?! crying Aeris: Uhhh. Vincent, we weren't playign Yu-Gi-Oh, we were having sex
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:50 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t. *Sephiroth and Cloud can hear a door close* Sephiroth: hehe she's gone, let's get outta here. Cloud: *opens the door and goes out* Wait, wasn't the bathroom door open? Sephiroth: Yeah it was... let's find out whats going on. *opens the door* Cloud & Sephiroth: *find Tifa and Aeris doing it in the bathroom* HOLY SH**!!!!! Tifa: eek Vincent: TIFA!! How could you?! You promised that you would never play Yu-gi-oh with anyone but me! How could you do this to me?! crying Aeris: Uhhh. Vincent, we weren't playign Yu-Gi-Oh, we were having sex Vincent: Please Tifa come back to me! wouldn't you like to fuse my Celtic Guardian's sword with your Millenium Shield?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:54 pm
s0ul caper~ Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t. *Sephiroth and Cloud can hear a door close* Sephiroth: hehe she's gone, let's get outta here. Cloud: *opens the door and goes out* Wait, wasn't the bathroom door open? Sephiroth: Yeah it was... let's find out whats going on. *opens the door* Cloud & Sephiroth: *find Tifa and Aeris doing it in the bathroom* HOLY SH**!!!!! Tifa: eek Vincent: TIFA!! How could you?! You promised that you would never play Yu-gi-oh with anyone but me! How could you do this to me?! crying Aeris: Uhhh. Vincent, we weren't playign Yu-Gi-Oh, we were having sex Vincent: Please Tifa come back to me! wouldn't you like to fuse my Celtic Guardian's sword with your Millenium Shield? Tifa: Nah I'm having a good time with Aeris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:02 pm
Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:06 pm
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword. Cloud: but I also love my Hard - Edge
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:07 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword. Cloud: but I also love my Hard - Edge Cloud: They're just my favor - it' weapons..
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:15 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword. Cloud: but I also love my Hard - Edge Cloud: They're just my favor - it' weapons.. Barret: I love my cat-ling gun (its actually gatling but I had to modify it a little, oh and btw the gatling gun is barrets first weapon)
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:18 pm
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword. Cloud: but I also love my Hard - Edge Cloud: They're just my favor - it' weapons.. Barret: I love my cat-ling gun (its actually gatling but I had to modify it a little, oh and btw the gatling gun is barrets first weapon) Tifa: Cloud have you seen my "god's" - Hand?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:28 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Cloud: God I love my bust 'er sword. Cloud: but I also love my Hard - Edge Cloud: They're just my favor - it' weapons.. Barret: I love my cat-ling gun (its actually gatling but I had to modify it a little, oh and btw the gatling gun is barrets first weapon) Tifa: Cloud have you seen my "god's" - Hand? Rikku: HEY THAT'S MINE!! *rips off Tifa's arms and takes the godhand*
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:36 pm
Cloud: I think girls stink! scream
(Girls=Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie.)
Barret:They're too darn hot and se#y!
Cid:I only like'em without their shirts! 4laugh heart heart heart
Cloud:I agree! 4laugh heart heart heart
Cid: Especially the ones in Bikinis! heart
Vincent:I wish I could see Buffy in a bikini. heart
RedXIII:Kitty girls for me! blaugh heart
Cait sith: I would to marry Barney! 4laugh heart
Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vincent, and RedXIII: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!? eek
Sephiroth:Who-hoo! heart
All for Barney! 4laugh heart
Cloud: I only stick to girls........
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:47 pm
Halo_NC Cloud: I think girls stink! scream (Girls=Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie.) Barret:They're too darn hot and se#y! Cid:I only like'em without their shirts! 4laugh heart heart heart Cloud:I agree! 4laugh heart heart heart Cid: Especially the ones in Bikinis! heart Vincent:I wish I could see Buffy in a bikini. heart RedXIII:Kitty girls for me! blaugh heart Cait sith: I would to marry Barney! 4laugh heart Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vincent, and RedXIII: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!? eek Sephiroth:Who-hoo! heart All for Barney! 4laugh heart Cloud: I only stick to girls........ *on another room* Tifa: WE HATE MEN!!! Aeris: Yeah we only like em without their pants! Yuffie: I wanna see Angel in a bathtub! Aeris: Saint guys for me! 3nodding Tifa: I will marry Rocky Balboa. Aeris and Yuffie: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!? eek Elena: Whoooooo! heart All for Rocky!!! 4laugh heart Yuffie: I only stick to men who don't get their teeth blown off...
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:38 pm
Location: Gold Saucer
Occasion: Cloud needed a rest stop to use the bathroom
Cloud: Where the hell are the bathrooms, I can’t hold it in any longer! scream
Cait Sith: What?
Cloud: Must…find…bathroom! eek
(Cloud runs off)
Tifa: What the, hold still Cait Sith you’ve got some loose stuffed animal furs!
Cait Sith: Help, I’m maturing! gonk
Barret: Yuck, you both are nasty.
Yuffie: Finished! blaugh
Tifa: What the heck are you doing Yuffie, and why did you say finish real loud like that? confused
Yuffie: It’s my song lyrics, they’re done! smile
Barret: A song made up by a strange 16 year old ninja, whoo boy, this’ll be weird. rolleyes
Yuffie: Ready, a one, a two, a one, two, three, hit it!
(Yuffie’s band is playing very poorly and off key)
Yuffie: Oh----------Cloud is very gay, he’s gay, Cloud is very gay, yes he is, Cloud is very gay------!! Oh--------Cloud likes men, Cloud likes men, it means he is very gay, now if you think he can get any gayer then try to ask your mom! Cloud is gay, Cloud is gay, he is very fat, if he doesn’t loose any weight soon he will turn into a hat! blaugh
Cait Sith: How very inappropriate and rude. sad
Cloud: I’m back! I found a bathroom; it was all--- the way down by the entrance! biggrin
Cait Sith: You went to the bathroom, why didn’t you tell us? confused
Cloud: I did tell you guys you drunken cat, I almost wet myself trying to find one! mad
Cait Sith: I wish you would’ve told me, there’s one right over there! neutral
(Cloud looks over to the restrooms, which are only a matter of feet away, and he looks like he is ready to explode)
Piro: Sorry guys, but we have to cut this scene due to the intense fighting, we hope to see you all again soon!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:44 pm
*just after Aeris' burial scene*
Cait Sith: Ooooooooh
Cloud: NO!! Don't start it Cait Sith!
Cait Sith: OOOOOOOOH
Cloud: What did I say Cait Sith?!
Cait Sith: Fine, I won't sing it.
Cloud: Thank you, *starts walking off*
Cait Sith: OOOOOOOHHHHH Aeris got ran over by a reindeer!! Walking home from my house christmas eve!! You may think there's no such thing as Sephiroth!! But as for me and Santa, we believe.
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