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 Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:46 am
"I said SHUT UP IN THERE!" scream
"The foolish guard wasn't quick enough... as he had his face against the bars, I quickly leaped, and grabbed through them... I held his neck as he struggled against my superior strength, and he was quickly choked into submission... as he fell, I grabbed the keys from his pocket, and unlocked the door...
I always wondered why they gave the guard the key to the cell he was guarding... maybe it was truely my destiny to escape, and fulfill my duty to bring chaos to this world..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:48 am
"I strode calmly to the door, laughing inside... for it was quite comical how the small children believed me to be the devil...
...of course, how could small children know, but what their parents present to them..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:48 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:48 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:49 am
"A man who shoots flames from his arms must truely be demonic of origin...
... of course, maybe telling them my name might have caused them to believe..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:49 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:50 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:51 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:51 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:51 am
"It should have been obvious to them all... as I walked out of the maximum security area, spouting what they believed to be nonsense... of course, in order to get out, I'd've had to memorize the passcode... well, not really... the buttons used would be more worn than the others... and simple mathematical structures dictate which passcodes were less likely... all in all, it only took three guesses... which meant that the alarms were sounding like crazy..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:52 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:52 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:53 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:53 am
Got a great attitude, Bob
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:53 am
"I walked calmly, and so did most everyone else, as I'm sure a false alarm has happened before... and they had not expected anyone who set the alarm off to actually escape... I was suprised not to be recognized by most of these people, who I had seen many times over these years... I guess I just wasn't much of a memorable guy...
Maybe after they pull my file, they'll realize that they should have shot me... "
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