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Mind-boggling Abomination
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 Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:22 pm
You're fired for bringing the night sky indoors!
Stop breaking physics! You're scaring all the customers away!
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:48 am
You are fired for sleeping during work!
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:41 pm
You're fired because you brought in all of those bats!
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:23 pm
you're fired for mistaking 'bare minimum' for 'bear minimum'! so you bought a bear. one baby bear, to try to be as minimal as you could, but still bc of you, two employees have already been eaten and theres thousands of dollars worth of property damage, but at least you didnt mishear it as 'bear maximum'
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:53 am
You've been fired for being caught licking all of the mouses & keyboards in the office!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:37 am
Uggggh! I caught you picking lint out of my beanie again! You're fired, and don't be late for work tomorrow or you're fired!
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:39 am
You're Fired coz ya wearing diving suit to work ! Now get out of here before you wet all the asset !
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:14 pm
You're fired for bringing all your pets to work!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:53 am
you're fired for stealing my cookie!
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:51 pm
You're fired for having to much of cookies!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:19 am
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You can never have too much cookies! Cookie is life!
You're fired for believing that!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:47 am
You're fired for eating too many donuts during office hours.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:24 am
You're fired for being a headless vampire.
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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:35 am
You're fired for wearing gold
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Darkness and Wings Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:57 pm
You’re fired for being over-qualified! 📜
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