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Hermonie Urameshi

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:29 pm


And yet his conlangs are the only thing I've are wrong with it. Unless someone can provide any other good reason, I'm still going to read it. Especiallly after that horrible movie. scream
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:45 pm


Why, certainly.

The prose is -really- bad; he overdescribes things, and he misuses words in ways that make me quite sure that he writes with a thesaurus in one hand. He described raindrops as "translucent cabochons" - that means that the raindrops are polluted and flat on one side.

The books are extremely plagiarised; ever seen Star Wars? Well, to copy and paste from www.anti-shurtugal.com...

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A boy of foggy origins lives with his uncle in a remote place of a vast empire headed by an evil Emperor and his right hand man, who was once prominent in an ancient order of guardians with mystical powers.

Through fate or luck, depending on your point of view, this boy comes into the possession of an object vital to a rebellion against the Empire; this object was inadvertently sent to him by a princess in the rebellion, who had attempted to send said object to an old man who once belonged to the same order of guardians as the Emperor’s right-hand man.

This boy seeks the old man to learn of the ways of this ancient order, but eventually has to return to his uncle’s farm, which, the boy finds, has been destroyed by fire, and his uncle killed. The boy then sets off with the old hermit, who also gives him a sword which belonged to his father. As they travel, they train. The boy meets up with a rogue who is full of surprises, but turns out to be fiercely loyal, for all his proclaimed selfishness. The boy also begins "seeing" a beautiful woman imprisoned and in need of help.

The boy decides that he needs to rescue her, even though he doesn't know her; further, he thinks of her only as beautiful (Luke's first words are, "Who is she? She's beautiful?" Eragon can't stop thinking about her beauty). Long story short, the old hermit dies to protect the boy, the boy and the rogue help the beautiful damsel escape.

They then set off to the rebellion to give important information and return the object which the princess had sent the boy. They were followed by the Empire, and prepare for a giant battle that will either save the rebellion or annihilate them.

The boy proves his worth with heroics during the battle, but his crowning achievement is his destruction of a noun of much power that has the ability to destroy lots of things. The boy is aided in this by one of his friends, who arrives at precisely the right moment.
The boy is lauded a hero.

The boy has a hallucination of a powerful master who can teach him more of the ancient order. The boy travels to the powerful master to learn the ways of the ancient order's mystical power. While there, he grows very powerful. While he is away, the Rebellion regroups in a new area.

Just when the boy is on a roll with his training, and has grown very powerful, he has a vision of his friends in great danger. He decides he must go to help them. His master warns him not to go. The boy promises that he will return. He leaves.

He finds his friends just in time and is able to distract the enemy so that his friends will remain safe. He finds out that his father was the right-hand man of the Emperor--his father was the one who betrayed the ancient order and helped kill them.

The boy is shocked and ultimately defeated, but not killed. He finds out that someone dear to him has been taken by evil people, and promises to find this person.


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Basically, the only originality in the books is stuff that I DO NOT WANT TO READ. D; I did not want to know that elves have hairless groins. Really.

The characters are basically cardboard cutouts; Paolini does not succeed in making me empathise with any of his characters because the characterisation is nonexistent. In a lot of scenes, if he didn't tell you who was talking you wouldn't be able to tell. Eragon and company are all Mary-Sues to the max.

And, of course, the language makes me very, very angry. D:
An insult to conlangers everywhere.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:44 pm


...
I don't know what to say...D:
Now I really wish my parents hadn't wasted their money on Eldest when I hadn't even read Eragon... crying
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:48 pm


Eragon is....ok. But in my opinion, it isn't too original, there are way too many books out there with the 1 hero versus bad guy theme. But his conlag makes no sense.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:21 pm


I'm tellin' ya, the similarities between Eragon and Star Wars is just......TOO close. only we all know which of those two's really better.

(ANYONE WHO DOESN'T SAY STAR WARS IS A COMMUNIST! scream )
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:18 am


How do you keep track of where you've posted in a guild? Since there isn't a "find my own posts" feature. I swear I saw a different Eragon thread that I intended to post in (also being NOT a fan).

Any suggestions on navigating guilds?

khalaria


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:21 am


khalaria
How do you keep track of where you've posted in a guild? Since there isn't a "find my own posts" feature. I swear I saw a different Eragon thread that I intended to post in (also being NOT a fan).

Any suggestions on navigating guilds?

What, this one? mrgreen
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:58 am


Ah yes, it was a different guild. No wonder I couldn't find it. razz

Thanks for the link. So how do you keep track of guild posts? Just reread them all everyday?

khalaria


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:03 am


Thats pretty much it, going and reading everything all the time. Though I don't know how she even does that, considering she has around 20 guilds shes in.

Wow, I'm on gaia, in the morning! Never done that...
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:16 am


Pretty much.

Ey, Vajra! You spelled "polysynthesis" wrong. mrgreen

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Vajra B. Hairava

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:21 am


Oh, sorry. All better! Now get beholding.

Man, you and Hermione, on all the dang time! Whenever I'm on, 90% of the time one or both of you is too. Like right now. Have you no life?!?!?! gonk
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:31 am


Tell me to go study then. mrgreen

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:40 am


mad D

I most definitely have no life.

Oh, I've found an Aymara-English dictionary (unfortunately, not the otherway around). It's pretty decent. I'm going off to post it in the AyGD.
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:45 am


I actually learned something new yesterday. 3nodding I learned how to use ながら。

Hermonie Urameshi

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:55 am


I've figured out how Aymara numbers work! mrgreen

I like how one says "ninety" - llatunkatunka. xd
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