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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:49 am
Ryu Tsume Barret, Aeris, Tifa : *singing* "Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"^^ Cloud: "Sepiroth who?" Cid: " I CANT FLY THIS THING!" Red XIII: "...and my tails on fire... because" <.< Vincent: "Yuffie i love you." Yuffie: "materia is so ove " i can seen vin's confession to Yuf Yuf:"Oh Vinny i dont know what to say" Vin:"Just say yes"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:07 am
Gothjr Ryu Tsume Barret, Aeris, Tifa : *singing* "Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, Its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"^^ Cloud: "Sepiroth who?" Cid: " I CANT FLY THIS THING!" Red XIII: "...and my tails on fire... because" <.< Vincent: "Yuffie i love you." Yuffie: "materia is so ove " i can seen vin's confession to Yuf Yuf:"Oh Vinny i dont know what to say" Vin:"Just say yes" Yuffies Father: *bursts in* I DO NOT ALLOW IT!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: eek *farts* I do that when I'm surprised... sweatdrop Vincent: I CAN MARRY A GIRL THAT FARTS WHEN SHES SURPRISED!!!!! WERE OVER YUFFIE!! Yuffie: WWAAAHHHH *cries* crying crying crying crying crying Yuffies father: HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY DAUGHTER CRY!! *beats up vincent till hes a big bunch of dead meat* Sephiroth: *comes in* Selling Pooped pee ice creams!!! Seph: mmmm meat! *eats Vincent*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:08 am
Worker: ^_^ welcome to Wendy's may I take your order sir?
Barret: 3nodding um...let me get a...no no, Oh i want an order of...no not too filling...
Worker: ^_^ We have a special on #3 today sir.
Barret: whee hm, tempting... 4laugh ok I'll take a #3!
Worker: ^_^ What do you want your side order to be sir?
Barret: eek What do you mean?
Worker: ^_^ Sir you have a choice out of Chili, a Salad, A baked potato, or Fries.
Barret: eek ...*eye twitches* scream WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO JUST GETTING FRIES!? gonk I HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE CHOOSEING THE MAIN MEAL BUT NOW YOU SAY I GET A CHOICE OUT OF 4 MORE SIDE ORDERS!?
Worker: ^_^ yes sir that is correct.
Barret: eek ... scream YOU b***h!!! *jumps over counter and starts to beat her up*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:12 am
Dueoh H. Worker: ^_^ welcome to Wendy's may I take your order sir? Barret: 3nodding um...let me get a...no no, Oh i want an order of...no not too filling... Worker: ^_^ We have a special on #3 today sir. Barret: whee hm, tempting... 4laugh ok I'll take a #3! Worker: ^_^ What do you want your side order to be sir? Barret: eek What do you mean? Worker: ^_^ Sir you have a choice out of Chili, a Salad, A baked potato, or Fries. Barret: eek ...*eye twitches* scream WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO JUST GETTING FRIES!? gonk I HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE CHOOSEING THE MAIN MEAL BUT NOW YOU SAY I GET A CHOICE OUT OF 4 MORE SIDE ORDERS!? Worker: ^_^ yes sir that is correct. Barret: eek ... scream YOU b***h!!! *jumps over counter and starts to beat her up* Sephiroth: *comes in* I'll take a #5. Worker: Ok, here you go sir. *hands sephiroth a bunch of dead meat* Sephiroth: mmmm my favorite *eats it whole* mmm tastes like Vincent
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:56 pm
*Seph comes in*
Seph: I'm back, and I just pre-ordered my copy of Naked Dogs of Tomorrow!! blaugh
Everyone: stressed
Tifa: First of all, there is no such title, and secondly, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE RETARDED!? scream
Seph: ...yes xp
Everyone: rolleyes
*Nanaki bites Seph's crotch*
Seph: YEOW, ANGRY DOG, GET HIM OFF! gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:17 pm
K0oLE *Seph comes in* Seph: I'm back, and I just pre-ordered my copy of Naked Dogs of Tomorrow!! blaugh Everyone: stressed Tifa: First of all, there is no such title, and secondly, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE RETARDED!? scream Seph: ...yes xp Everyone: rolleyes *Nanaki bites Seph's crotch* Seph: YEOW, ANGRY DOG, GET HIM OFF! gonk Nanaki: *bites off sephiroth's balls* Seph: OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! you son of a b***h!!!! *beats up Nanaki till hes nothing but a lump of dead dog meat, and then eats him up*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:50 pm
Cloud and Sephiroth Singing:
La reina de la noche La diosa del vudu
Yo no podre salvarme Podras salvarte tu?
La tela de la arana, La una del dragon
Te lleva a los infiernos Ella es tu adiccion:
Te besa y te desnudo con tu baile demencial,
Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar,
Tu te dejas arrastrar:
[CORO:]
Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca Y te dolera
Si de verdad te toca Ella es tu final
Vive la vida loca Ella te dira
Vive la vida loca She's livin' la vida loca
Se fue a New York City
A la torre de un hotel
Te ha robado la cartera
Se ha llevado hasta tu piel
Por eso no bebia De tu copa de licor
Por eso te besabe Con narcotico sabor,
Es el beso de calor
[CORO]
Te besa y te desnuda con su baile demencial
Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar
Tu te dejas arrastrar
Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca,
Y te dolera Si de verdad te toca
Ella es tu final,
Vive la vida loca
Ella te dira
Vive la vida loca
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:35 pm
Cloud:I'm sure glad Legendary Frog made me looked s@!#!d!!!!!!! mrgreen
Cloud:I sure wish I could date Kerrigan or Senya rather than Tifa or Aeris! 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:01 pm
Sephiroth: Hey Tifa.
Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up?
Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you?
Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends?
Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar.
Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex.
Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:46 am
Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:51 am
X marks the spot Cloud and Sephiroth Singing: La reina de la noche La diosa del vudu Yo no podre salvarme Podras salvarte tu? La tela de la arana, La una del dragon Te lleva a los infiernos Ella es tu adiccion: Te besa y te desnudo con tu baile demencial, Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar, Tu te dejas arrastrar: [CORO:] Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca Y te dolera Si de verdad te toca Ella es tu final Vive la vida loca Ella te dira Vive la vida loca She's livin' la vida loca Se fue a New York City A la torre de un hotel Te ha robado la cartera Se ha llevado hasta tu piel Por eso no bebia De tu copa de licor Por eso te besabe Con narcotico sabor, Es el beso de calor [CORO] Te besa y te desnuda con su baile demencial Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar Tu te dejas arrastrar Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca, Y te dolera Si de verdad te toca Ella es tu final, Vive la vida loca Ella te dira Vive la vida loca uhh dude, ricky martin is good, but that was the most stupid thing I've ever had the misfortune to read
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:41 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:54 am
Cloud: I don't agree. Goth: Huh? Why? Cloud: because I sleep with Ricky Martin everyday surprised Tifa & Aeris: WTF!!!!! CLOUD'S GAY?!!!!! Cloud: Yeah I am. Tifa, Aeris and Goth: eek Tifa: *in shock* Aeris: *in coma* Goth: *sleeping with Cloud*
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:42 am
Cait Sith: This. *beats Cloud up till hes nothing but a bleeding lump of meat*
Cait Sith: that'll teach you not to treat me like Cid's s**t!
HA blaugh , so i guess u guys don't hate him after all!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:47 am
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: Hey Tifa. Tifa: Hey beautiful, what's up? Sephiroth: Oh nothin', what about you? Tifa: Actually I've been enjoying some nice caffinated drinks and hangin' with some friends, what happened to your other friends? Sephiroth: My best friend is a frog in Central Park, he's very cool. Too bad I'm stuck here in Midgar. Tifa: No kidding. I wish I had a frog for a best friend, I'm sure he listens more than Vincent and he probably doesn't always want sex. Sephiroth: Ya. I wish he did thou. Tifa: By the way, does the frog sing? Like that one in Looney Tunes? Sephiroth: Actually, nah 'e don'. Why you wanna know? Tifa: Oh, nothing. Sephiroth: So you wanna go wing it with my other friend? Tifa: Sure, what's her name? Sephiroth: Her name is Shine Chisa. Tifa: Oh, that's nice. What's she look like? Sephiroth: She's just inside. *walks in the door and Tifa follows* I'm home honey! Cloud in his silk dress: Oh Sephi-chan, welcome home! *glomps* Tifa: CLOUD!? What are you doing here? Sephiroth: That's not Cloud. This is Shine! Cloud: Yes, that's right. I'm my Sephi-chan's sex goddess! Tifa: But..---- *stops talking because Sephiroth and Cloud just walked into the back room and locked the door* Cloud:*whispers* Think we fooled her? Sephiroth: *whispers back* Oh ya. *lights up his stick of weed* Cloud: This is some goood s**t.
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