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 Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:37 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:37 am
will just so happen to show up just late enough
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:38 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:39 am
"So I walked with them down the hallway to my maximum security cell, which was located away from any other criminals...
The officers questioned my narration before throwing me inside, and stalking off toward their lunch-getting transportation mechanism...
Within the cell, I sat there, contemplating how I would escape, and who I would torture and kill next... the guard peeked in, wondering why the hell I was still talking, obviously worried that he might be next..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:39 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:40 am
for Rourk to get back to his U.S. Senator daddy
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:40 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:41 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:41 am
"So I sat there and waited... for I knew the guard would let his guard down... I chuckled a bit at the clever pun I made, and watched intently for my moment... perhaps my constant narration will eventually wear on the poor soon-to-be victim enough that I'll have my chance..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:42 am
Take a deep breath, Hartigan
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:42 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:43 am
Settle down and think straight
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:43 am
"Alright in there... quit your babbling! Jeez... I don't get paid enough for this..."
"He screams at me to stop talking, but knows he is powerless to prevent it... just as those two children were powerless to stop me from using my blowtorch to pulverize them, and then burn down their house, while their unsuspecting parents took a little trip to the mini-mart"
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:43 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:45 am
You're pushing 60 and you got a bum ticker
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